TMI Tuesday

rfrazier611 · January 2014

It IS Tuesday, right? You're gross. Tell me about it.

rfrazier611 · January 2014

LO and I have matching farts. It makes it waaaaay easier to blame the baby when my husband notices.

Bunnyfer · January 2014

Just when I thought I kicked the farting...It returned...with a vengence....Yesterday I was in my office, alone, and I let one rip. Just as it ended, someone walked in...O M G. I was mortified. Luckily it did not smell...

On the subject of poop and farts, my dog keeps eating the papayas that fall from our bush, seeds and all, and they make his poop smell HORRID. I just had to clean up papaya poop today....ugh

TrueBeliever925 · January 2014

I'll jump in on the gas front. I don't think I have an excuse though. AF went away, which normally makes me stupidly gassy. I have no idea what's making me so gassy, I'm not eating anything different or anything that would indicate bad gas (broccoli, onions, whatever). Unfortunately, I don't have a private office at work and worse of all the bathroom is literally 2 feet from my bosses desk, so going in there and letting it rip is obvious and can be heard. I normally just walk out in the shop to get some shipping stuff and let it go out there. Ohhh the joys in life.

NikkiD522 · January 2014

What is up with this gas? I think it's directly related to the fenugreek I take. Or... do you think we just have always been this rank and after birth, it just doesnt matter anymore? Hmmm...

In other gross news, my hands are like cardboard, I hate shaving, and now that I'm working out, my feet stink.

Bunnyfer · January 2014

Oh i forgot to add, last night I checked under my arms....I think I can braid the hair there....SERIOUSLY...how could I have forgotten to shave there in so long...

nnikki10 · January 2014

@californiadream87 I just wanted to apologize for what happened in the interview yesterday. I was nervous. $:\$ ">

CaliforniaDream87 · January 2014

nnikki10 said:
@californiadream87 I just wanted to apologize for what happened in the interview yesterday. I was nervous. $:\$ ">

I'll forgive you this time. Next time please hold that shit in.

Thanks

WildRumpus · January 2014

CaliforniaDream87 said:

nnikki10 said:
@californiadream87 I just wanted to apologize for what happened in the interview yesterday. I was nervous. $:\$ ">
I'll forgive you this time. Next time please hold that shit in.

Thanks

But the real question....Is she hired?

WildRumpus · January 2014

I've been peed on twice today

KQuinonez · January 2014

Bunnyfer said:

Oh i forgot to add, last night I checked under my arms....I think I can braid the hair there....SERIOUSLY...how could I have forgotten to shave there in so long...

This made me laugh so hard!! I would die if that were me. I shave religiously every day and if I do forget I feel like the grossest person in the world.

Bunnyfer · January 2014

The issue has since been resolved..LOL...I was really grossed out

Revez · January 2014

I felt something poking me down there. I thought I might have had a crazy pube gone rogue. Nope, turns out my IUD strings decided they didn't get checked often enough and thought they'd make an appearance. I feel like I'm part squid now.

rfrazier611 · January 2014

Revez said:

I felt something poking me down there. I thought I might have had a crazy pube gone rogue. Nope, turns out my IUD strings decided they didn't get checked often enough and thought they'd make an appearance. I feel like I'm part squid now.

Best laugh I've gotten in a while. Thank you!

bendicott7 · January 2014

Sometimes after work on my way to pick up LO I just have to pick my nose. It's just so hard to go all day without picking it. Don't worry, I do wash my hands before I pick LO up.

HermansWife · January 2014

Sundae13 said:

My chin will not stop breaking out. They're the nasty cystic kind. I've started naming them they're so large. Herman and Melville are on either side.

Given that my DH's name is Herman and we've been having a rough time - I'm loving that your zit is named that ;-)

My TMI? I hold an exercise class in my classroom after school two days a week so my students can come work out with me. We do the Jillian Michaels 30 Day Shred and go at it hard core. This last time I was having a hard time doing the jumping (felt like I was going to wet myself each time I jumped) and then during crunches, totally farted. I was so embarrassed.