You Know You're Full Term When...

EmeraldCity84 · January 2014

You shave one leg in the shower and think... good enough.

Your cat accidentally pounces on your chest en route to the back of the sofa and your boob gets excited and squirts a little in your bra.

xanadu94 · January 2014

I am very impressed you can still shave in the shower. I lost that ability about two months ago.

susieandmarty · January 2014

Your freaking phone does not stop with people just checking if you are ok

candypantsls · January 2014

"how are you feeling?" Is everyone's favorite question, 1,00,000 times a day.

pennstated912 · January 2014

You love to see the look on people's faces when they ask you for the millionth time, "When's the baby due again?" And you say "Yesterday."

my5sons · January 2014

...getting up from the couch, bed, etc. is a major accomplishment...bonus points for getting up unassisted!

EmeraldCity84 · January 2014

someone says "you're welcome" and you take the time to point out that you did NOT say "thank you."

MJOJwedding · January 2014

my5sons said:
...getting up from the couch, bed, etc. is a major accomplishment...bonus points for getting up unassisted!

And when you do get up, you have to brace yourself for a minute while the baby seems to settle even lower. OW! And then the first place you go is the bathroom

heathern618 · January 2014

You need DH to put on your shoes and leggings have become your best friend

bnik · January 2014

You get texts from family only asking ifvtge baby is coming. When you say no they stop texting til tomorrow. Rinse and repeat.

Shaving only the calves and knees
Eating three times before 11am.