Let's hear those gross mom stories!

lp0 · January 2014

We all know by now that being a mom can be gross sometimes. Let's hear your gross or TMI mom moment.

lp0 · January 2014

I was holding DD up in front of me and "eating" her chubby cheeks and then it happened. She projectile spit up right in my face! Luckily (and I use that lightly) it hit my bottom lip and didn't go in my mouth but it was all over my neck, chest and in my hair. It was so gross! DH thought it was pretty funny though (the bastard lol).

Here is a pic of those chubby cheeks that did me in

mamaj1220 · January 2014

He pooped all over me. I was rubbing his tummy after a bath and the kid looked at me, made a giggle sound and shot poop all over me. After my moment of Ew I couldn't help but with SO.

Missykisses85 · January 2014

My lo likes to go to the bathroom the minute her diaper is off, i try to change it really fast! Wellshe started pooping the other day and my first reaction was to catch it so i wouldnt have to clean the changing table cover and pad again! My daughter crapped in my hand twice before i managed to get a diaper under ber butt

Krilolo · January 2014

I tried to block his pee stream with my hand but the poor guy had already peed in his mouth

myeverything1203 · January 2014

Oh those are awesome stories. Haha. I've gotten peed on a lot by DD. H has gotten pooped on once. Lmao. And I had to Change a bad blowout DD had the other day. It was so bad I had to cut her onsie off. Lol

swirl25 · January 2014

I haven't had it happen yet with this LO, but DD1 projectile pooped on me one of our first nights home. I took off the diaper to change her and it was like someone stomped on a mustard packet -- all over me and even the wall behind me. At the time I was so sleep deprived that I burst into tears. Somehow I don't think it would even faze me if (when?) that happened this time.

Ansleyturner · January 2014

DF has gotten his face peed on.. And he's gotten projectile pooped on.. I guess I've just been lucky so far!

Skylight21 · January 2014

The other night I was changing LO it was 3 or 4 in the morning and she projectile pooped all over my blankets and myself. I had to sleep on the couch because I couldn't turn the washer on that early. (It sounds like a rocket launch)

myeverything1203 · January 2014

Heaven802002 said:

myeverything1203 said:
And I had to Change a bad blowout DD had the other day. It was so bad I had to cut her onsie off. Lol
OMG this literally made me LOL!

Hahaha. Yeah it was sooo bad. My friend was holding her when it happened. At first I thought it was a normal poop but it started crawling up her onsie. I was like omg. Lol. I had to go get her a new outfit while my friend watched her. I felt bad but we just laughed a lot. Good times. Haha

airsica · January 2014

I'm potty training my 2.5 year old twins, the other day one of them said potty momma potty, so I rushed her into the potty picked her up and sat her on the potty. What I didn't know was that she had reached into the back of her pants and had poop on her hand. She smeared it all over my arm. Toddler poop is so much more gross then baby poop.

insertclevername · January 2014

Mine was today. I was breastfeeding DS at the mall in the family changing room. I unzipped his sleeper to check his diaper. I must have not flared out the edges of the diaper after checking because about two minutes later I feel warmth all over my lap. He had peed all over my lap. I had extra clothes for him but not me. Luckily I was wearing black yoga pants and had a long jacket to cover it up.

insertclevername · January 2014

With DS1 I was at the grocery store and he poosploded while I was wearing him in a carrier. I had to change him in the backseat of the car and drive home covered in poop that I had tried to wipe off with baby wipes. Good times.

*Mrs*Rohrbaugh* · January 2014

LP0198 said:

I was holding DD up in front of me and "eating" her chubby cheeks and then it happened. She projectile spit up right in my face! Luckily (and I use that lightly) it hit my bottom lip and didn't go in my mouth but it was all over my neck, chest and in my hair. It was so gross! DH thought it was pretty funny though (the bastard lol). Here is a pic of those chubby cheeks that did me in

I'm always afraid DD will do this to me. I know it's bound to happen though.

thebobloblaw · January 2014

Missykisses85 said:
My lo likes to go to the bathroom the minute her diaper is off, i try to change it really fast! Wellshe started pooping the other day and my first reaction was to catch it so i wouldnt have to clean the changing table cover and pad again! My daughter crapped in my hand twice before i managed to get a diaper under ber butt

This has happened to me so many times I swear she has plotted against me. Doesn't matter how quick I am, she knows the exact moment!

MissyC979 · January 2014

I'm mobile, so I can't find the link, but a while back I posted a story about my four year old (was three at the time). We arrived at ILs before they got home and DS had to poop. So I had him poop on their (private) front lawn. While I got napkins from the car, DS put his hand in the poop. As I cleaned him up, I started dry heaving in the middle of the lawn, just as FIL drove up.

manausmom · January 2014

I was changing a poopy diaper in the middle of the night when my face started itching, without thinking about it screeched it and didn't realize my finger was still dirty! the worst thing is, I just realized at the next diaper change when I went to to bathroom!