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Crazy Sex Dreams

Christinaruth74Christinaruth74 member
edited January 2014 in May 2014 Moms
This clicky poll is long overdue.
Who would you rather have a wild night with?

Crazy Sex Dreams 51 votes

Miley Cyrus
68% 35 votes
Kim Jong Un
3% 2 votes
You can't pick this. You have to choose or, word on the street is, the universe will implode.
27% 14 votes
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  • Christinaruth74Christinaruth74 member
    https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12232169/weird-dreams-what-s-your-craziest#latest
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  • Christinaruth74Christinaruth74 member
    i had the miley cyrus.
    i'd rather keep some of those beans contained.
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  • sheriotsheriot member
    I've actually had crazy sex dreams involving Miley Cyrus. I don't get it because I don't find her attractive at all. Whatever. They've involved more people and were actually pretty hot. Nbd.
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  • pandadairpandadair member
    edited January 2014
    Christinaruth74 said:
    i had the miley cyrus.
    i'd rather keep some of those beans contained.
    As would I. *shudder* I bet if we put our heads together, we could write some ridiculous fanfic, though.
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  • awc1986awc1986 member
    I feel left out that i haven't had any crazy sex dreams yet :( 

    The dirtiest one i had involved my DH and we all know THAT'S no fun. I can do that in real life….evidently *looks at belly*

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  • elizabe519elizabe519 member
    Don't worry pandadair, I've had several dreams about Kim Jong Un, nothing really sexual, I do recall kissing him on either cheek though, you know like the French greeting. I blame falling asleep with CNN on.
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  • pandadairpandadair member
    elizabe519 said:
    Don't worry pandadair, I've had several dreams about Kim Jong Un, nothing really sexual, I do recall kissing him on either cheek though, you know like the French greeting. I blame falling asleep with CNN on.
    I'm blaming the news cycle as well. Mine was quite *ahem* graphic, but apparently my subconscious is incredibly perverted. I just wish it could retain images of, like, Detective Stabler on the SVU marathons I watch all the time, instead.
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  • CamrynnsMommyCamrynnsMommy member
    Kim Jong Un ::shudder::

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  • mileswithmylesmileswithmyles member
    @pandadair- Stabler is VERY naked on Oz.  Just FYI.
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  • sheriotsheriot member
    //goes to google "Stabler"
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  • g8trbaby01g8trbaby01 member
    I keep having wild dreams, seriously how am I going to have sex after these kids come out? My hormones are ridiculous right now
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  • pandadairpandadair member
    @sheriot (totally stole gif from another bumpie's signature)

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    @hcorcoran I haven't gotten to watch it yet, but so I've heard. Oh, so I've heard.
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  • sheriotsheriot member
    Um....YEP.
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  • lavendergiraffeslavendergiraffes member
    edited January 2014
    My dream was about them having sex.... With each other! Yum!

    But seriously, I used to have them all the time; orgasms in my sleep included. Since being pregnant - nothing!!! This is bogus! *pouts*
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  • Shell+BellShell+Bell member
    Considering I had the most boring dream ever last night I would honestly go for either right now, but I chose MC. Seriously though, I dreamt about ice fishing, and I woke up at 3:30 and I didn't want to go back to sleep for fear that I would continue the ice fishing dream. Tossed for an hour, and went back to sleep, to more ice fishing. WTF!!!


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  • sheriotsheriot member
    H is having a hard time with pregnant sex and I'm...frustrated. I miss the crazy, orgasm-in-my-sleep dreams.

    Dear Brain, Pls do this tonight, sans Miley and Kim. Thx, sheriot.
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  • spacepotatoesspacepotatoes member
    edited January 2014
    My dreams these days don't get any wilder than grammar lessons (for serious, nouns vs. proper nouns, anyone?). I don't want to see Kim Jong Un in any context but I could go for some kind of action. If that means Miley...bring 'er on.
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  • babyaotwbabyaotw member
    I'm jealous of the sex dreams. I'm not having any, and I was really looking forward to them.

    I also chose Miley, cause KimJung is even more of a nope.
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    awc1986 said:

    I feel left out that i haven't had any crazy sex dreams yet :( 


    The dirtiest one i had involved my DH and we all know THAT'S no fun. I can do that in real life….evidently *looks at belly*
    This is my husbands complaint. All his sex dreams involve me lol poor guy! Mine usually invole ex boyfriends or just a hot dude I don't know in rl.

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