I can't believe no one has started these yet.
Mine. When I neuter animals at work, I not only think about, but also talk about, who I would must love to perform this surgery on with a dull blade and no analgesic, only a paralytic. And I think it might even be worse that I am not the only one here who thinks such horrible things. My co-workers do the same thing. But we only talk and think like this when we castrate something, never any other procedure. Weird...
Another one. When clients decide they are special and want to roam the clinic and come into my surgery room and chat, I have the urge to throw whatever body part I'm holding at their face. And
But however grossly violent this all sounds, I really have had a delightful past few days. I have been taking that alone time we talked about every day somehow and everyone is much happier.
Hence the reason said client did not actually get a uterus thrown at his face this morning.