WTF Wednesday

monkeybutt61612 · January 2014

Let it out ladies.

Wtf MIL, in what world is it okay to visit someone from 11:30am until 8pm? Also, wtf kind question is "what do your parents think of the baby"? Stop asking me stupid shit.

csandroo · January 2014

I should probably WTF myself --I'm being so pregnant today.

Woke up and ate a little leftover chipotle burrito bowl in bed, decided I needed a donut and read a ton of yelp reviews for the best ones in town, went to donut shop and ordered 6 donuts - took one bite of each kind to try them, didn't like any of them - yelp failed me. then went to fill a prescription and told the pharmicist my due date instead of my birthday TWICE.

I am now back in bed where I belong.

brideandbreve · January 2014

Alright, WTF Wednesday..

WTF, co-workers? Who waits until the very last minute to do training/set-up of a new system?! If I have to hear, "We don't know how long we'll have brideandbreve for! She could go into labor any moment now!" I'll scream. You should have thought of that last month.

WTF, baby? Have I made it too hospitable in there? Not even regular Braxton-Hicks, or contractions of any kind. You have the rest of your life to be stubborn. Please cooperate nicely. (PS - If you arrive today, you'll share a birthday with Drew Brees, which would be fun to tease your father with. So, you know, no pressure.)

WTF, boss? You sent your cute little Girl Scout over to solicit cookie purchases from all of us. Do I look like I need GS cookies? (I ordered 2 boxes, BTW. Peer pressure's a bitch.)

bensmommy518 · January 2014

WTF contractions. If you are going to come every 3 mins since Monday night at least be doing something. These constant strong contractions that are doing NOTHING to dilate my cervix need to knock it the fuck off!

Deblondie1 · January 2014

WTF body? You hurt all night long and I got zero sleep. I can't handle this hip, back, leg, arm, hand, and uterus pain much longer.

WTF 4am? You smell funny.

Shannahbee · January 2014

I went toTarget yesterday and the cashier asked me when I was due. "Next Friday," I replied without hesitation.
On our way out, DH laughed and said, "You are totally not due next Friday. You're due next Sunday."
WTF? I've been counting down to this day for nine whole months and all of a sudden I can't remember my due date?!

kschref · January 2014

WTF LO? Not cool to be late with an OCD mama here. Not even one contraction?! Get your act together and get ouuuuuuuuut. Pretty please.

ach298 · January 2014

WTF mom?! I can't believe you had the nerve to tell me you wouldn't watch C so I could nap while DS1 was at school because you were tired and wanted to nap too. On the last day of your visit, no less. You have taken more naps this visit than DS1.

thelittlepear · January 2014

WTF LO, you're "as low as it can go, without coming out", started to dilate, thinned out nice, lost our plug, been swept, and are contracting... But you are not here. I know there's still a week to go, but you're making Mom and dad a little bit crazy!

WTF OB, who says "I was surprised I didn't see you at the hospital over the weekend!" That just makes the waiting even worse!

mommabird77 · January 2014

WTF cheap ass company. You refused to order anyone calendars this year to save money. Seriously, on calendars! You have gone down hill so quickly over the past year, it is more than sad.

WTF director. I love you, but please take your meds. You have been so scatter brained, you are driving everyone batty. Also, the fact that you wanted to get a new assistant in here before I left for maternity leave (we haven't had one for months), and when someone told you my due date was this Sunday, you genuinely looked surprised, does not surprise me. Now you will have to deal with me being gone and no assistant. Have fun with that!

WTF people at work that keep coming to me with problems. Do you not realize I am soooo done with this place, if I give you the look of death, just walk the fuck away.

I am seriously reconsidering my plan to work up until I have this baby. I am just so done with this place, I don't think I will make it without someone being stabbed.

LindsB314 · January 2014

Wtf body: I'm used to having chronic pain but giving me the flu, bladder infection, dehydration, contractions, inability to sleep, back pain, and hip pain. I just give up

on top of all that, no alcohol!? Monday can't come soon enough! Oh and so much for doing something special with dd and dh this weekend.

teacher0708 · January 2014

wtf self. You have had an ultrasound scheduled for a month and you wait till last night to find care for DS while you go. Time to stop being optimistic. This baby is cooking longer then DS did.

mnfarmgal · January 2014

WTF body: these nasty hemorrhoids need to go away before baby is here. I am sick of being practically immobile due to the pain, pissed that my Rx drugs are barely helping, and annoyed that it's been over 4 days without any relief. I'm getting to the end of my rope fast.

Siblynika · January 2014

WTF LO?! Why are you still in me? I've been contracting, continuously for HOURS for DAYS now. It's time to go.

mrsbeers · January 2014

Wtf, uterus? You contract consistently throughout the night, but you're just a tease because you stop once I'm up in the morning.

Wtf, ultrasound machine and OB? Baby's weight measurement could be off by a POUND (give or take) so I could either have a 7.6 baby or a 9.6 baby at the moment. Big difference, y'all.

jwp325 · January 2014

Wtf bosses, how do you still not have a long term sub for me? Thought you had hired someone over winter break yet my students have had day to day subs since school resumed last Wednesday. Then you respond to my email that you are interviewing someone today and there should be a long term sub in my classroom on Monday? I wish I was blissfully unaware of this, but my students keep emailing me how much they miss me and how some kids are acting up. God, I hope I have belongings to come back to in the fall.

Wtf body, I know you're trying really hard to produce milk but I need you to step it up some here. It would also help if baby girl would fix her latch and get more milk from you. Hope we all get in sync soon.

ccip82 · January 2014

I have two huge WTFs today, I was going to start my own thread but I conveniently found this

WTF British customs...My baby shipment has been sitting in port for over a week now while your lazy asses take your sweet time to clear it....Do you not realize that I am due in a week and half and majorly nesting?? I need my mother fucking nursery decor and swaddle blankets damn it!!!

WTF DD D (I am dropping the darling today because she is anything but that...)

You seriously had to take apart your entire dollhouse, and dump every. fucking. basket of toys and clothes all over your room while I was trying to clean your brother's nursery and my bedroom?

Not cool....And do not cry to me when I finish off the M&Ms that I was saving for your reward for being a good girl...because we all know that hasn't happened lately...

If there is an asinine post today, watch out...I am in rare form.

Tylynngrace · January 2014

WTF nicu doctor- why am I paying you $660 everytime you even walk towards my son just for you to ask me how he's doing and what's going on with him? Screw yourself lady, you should be telling me what's going on with him, not the other way around!

angiek1 · January 2014

WTF body - if I eat anything heavy at all I feel sick. If I'm not constantly drinking water (like every 5 minutes) I get the shakes. Thank GOD I'm getting induced tomorrow.

WTF H - I get it. You are nervous about having another infant and are nervous about having a 2.5 yr old and a baby to care for; however it'd be nice to hear you say that you are excited to meet this LO tomorrow. When I asked him if he was excited he replied, "I'm more anxious". I understand he'll be excited when she is born, but seriously can he not humor me?!

RedSaffron · January 2014

WTF MIL, stop coming in our room any time you want. Especially in the f*cken morning and 10 at night.

megs12914 · January 2014

WTF clothes? Why do I keep putting my shirt on backwards? Every time.

Arrgcr · January 2014

WTF lady from Hawaii. You are buying our cabin from our family and the first $5,000 payment you sent bounced. We were supposed to split that between our family and with my part I was supposed to buy the crib and everything else. I get that crap happens (Lord know I know all about this), but had you told us, we would have given you a longer amount of time or waited to cash your check until everything was resolved. Or even done half now half in two weeks.

slmille4 · January 2014

Wtf in laws. What about me having a baby 10 days ago, running on only 2 hour naps, and hardly have time to shower screams I want you to come over every day? I know you feel like your helping but reiterating every 5 minutes that you'd love to take dd for an hour or two when I told you I don't have a stash for bottles yet is getting annoying.

ScarlettDahlia · January 2014

Wtf little pup. When DH gets home, he wants to see DS. Yes, you are still our pup and we love you. But you don't need to try get between DH and DS when he's home. We still play with you and give you lots of love. But it's not just you anymore.

RedSaffron · January 2014

@sapatel1 good tatic! Sadly, She has a tunnel vision to LO and would not care if I was naked.

SandFHasse · January 2014

Wtf DH - I understand that you worked all night, but I wish you would stop using I need sleep as an excuse to sleep 12 hours a f*****g day. Do you really think I getore then 5?? If you do you are very sadly mistaken. And by the way I'm still extremely pissed that you spent $647 on Xbox 1 when we still need stuff for DD and LO. It pisses me off that you said "oh you can get all their stuff next Thursday" REALLY??!! ON MY EDD??!!

Tylynngrace · January 2014

SandFHasse said:
Wtf DH - I understand that you worked all night, but I wish you would stop using I need sleep as an excuse to sleep 12 hours a f*****g day.

MH does the same thing! Then he gets mad at me when I wake him up to help me with something.

ccip82 · January 2014

JmeMichelle said:

wtf mil? don't guilt trip me about moving overseas (which I don't want to do in the first place) because you won't get to see the baby. you can't make time for your son now, what makes me think you'll make time for us when the baby is here? Nothing. Leave me alone.

@JmeMichelle

If you do not mind me asking, where are you moving to? We moved overseas when DD was 2 1/2 months old. If you have any questions or just need someone to vent to, I am here! I know it might seem like it now, but there can be many fun things about living somewhere outside the US. ::hugs mama!!::

thegosiers · January 2014

WTF insurance? I know I picked PPO instead of HMO, but I feel like I'm paying an awful lot out of pocket for this baby.

WTF constipation? I'm drinking prune juice, drinking coffee, eating raisins and all kinds of fiber. I'm even taking a stool softener! LO certainly has no prob with his BM... Can mama get in on that action, please?

SandFHasse · January 2014

Tylynngrace said:

SandFHasse said:
Wtf DH - I understand that you worked all night, but I wish you would stop using I need sleep as an excuse to sleep 12 hours a f*****g day.

MH does the same thing! Then he gets mad at me when I wake him up to help me with something.

OMG!! Mine too! It's ridiculous. I could be in the bathroom throwing up and ask him to check on DD and I'm being unfair for not letting him sleep.

monkeybutt61612 · January 2014

thegosiers said:
WTF insurance? I know I picked PPO instead of HMO, but I feel like I'm paying an awful lot out of pocket for this baby.

WTF constipation? I'm drinking prune juice, drinking coffee, eating raisins and all kinds of fiber. I'm even taking a stool softener! LO certainly has no prob with his BM... Can mama get in on that action, please?

I feel you on the constipation. I haven't gone since Saturday and am starting to get belligerent that my husband and kids shit multiple times a day X(

BABYROSEJEANS17 · January 2014

WTF BRU Delivery Service? It's been three effing days and your BS customer service will only let me talk to "Kenneth" to schedule deliver of a dresser. If your lazy asses do not call me in "30 minutes" (which I highly doubt) I'm canceling my order. I can hire a guy and his donkey and it will be delivered faster than the time it's taken to schedule this damn delivery!

WFF Job? I'm so over people asking me when I'm going to start working from home and me replying with, "When I'm in labor!" Do you not get I've got a lot of crap to do and you're totally wasting my time with your idle chit chat. (Thankfully, I start working from home tomorrow until LO arrives)

MamaP19 · January 2014

SandFHasse said: Wtf DH - I understand that you worked all night, but I wish you would stop using I need sleep as an excuse to sleep 12 hours a f*****g day. MH does the same thing! Then he gets mad at me when I wake him up to help me with something. OMG!! Mine too! It's ridiculous. I could be in the bathroom throwing up and ask him to check on DD and I'm being unfair for not letting him sleep.

Holy quote tree fail..

So it's not just MH? Mine works 2nd shift then chooses to stay up super late and sleep in until whenever he likes. He has been whining the last few days about not getting to spend any time with DD but it's his own damn fault! Drives me crazy.. I just love hearing about how tired he is when I can't sleep.

RedSaffron · January 2014

@JmeMichelle OMG you lucky bish. Im sorry to lurk your post, but I seriously want to live in Japan. My family is all there and we are gonna visit next March with LO to see the cherry blossoms.

SandFHasse · January 2014

@MamaP19 I thought mine was the only one. He also complains about not spending time with DD. Then don't stay up and play games all night.

notthecheat · January 2014

WTF siggy?? I've tried saving my new ticker for my outside baby a million times, but you still say I'm pregnant.

notthecheat · January 2014

thegosiers said:

WTF insurance? I know I picked PPO instead of HMO, but I feel like I'm paying an awful lot out of pocket for this baby.

WTF constipation? I'm drinking prune juice, drinking coffee, eating raisins and all kinds of fiber. I'm even taking a stool softener! LO certainly has no prob with his BM... Can mama get in on that action, please?

oh I hear you on both counts. I take 400mg Colace daily just to go every other day. When I was pregnant I was taking 800mg though.

And my benefits suck. I feel like my premiums are through the roof and I STILL am paying out the ass when the bills come. I just added LO on the insurance and my premium is now $181 a week for the three of us. IIt's not like I'm making bank at work here! This is after DH threw a fit about his $900 bill from his $2k sleep study. Sigh. Needed to get that out, thanks.

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