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Can't see around my belly! Funny story

ParadisemoonParadisemoon member
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My doctor's office has these impossibly small Dixie cups to pee in for testing. I've never had a problem before but today I peed all over my hand trying to aim into this stupid cup. I told the nurse I hoped there was enough and that next time a Solo cup might work out better. She went out to ask the doc if that was enough and I heard him laughing from down the hall. It was pretty damn funny and we both cracked up when he came to tell me it was fine.
Feel free to share your "big belly in the way" stories!
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Re: Can't see around my belly! Funny story

  • Mrs.GuzMrs.Guz member
    OMG! I had the same problem at the end!! It was also hard to reach down there to pee in the cup much less get it in position! It would always end messy.
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  • sunkiss674sunkiss674 member
    This happened to me also! I asked if they had a urine hat so I could pee in that instead. It's amazing how much that belly gets in the way. I felt instant relief when I had my cs.
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  • ParadisemoonParadisemoon member
    AshB62 said:
    I was in charge of crafts at our churches bible school at around 32 weeks. I was standing at the head of a long rectangular table with school age kiddos lined up around the table. I turned sideways and my belly knocked the poor kid next to me right in the head. Thankfully, it was my BFFs son.

    :)) OMG I did something similar!! I was sitting on the floor and my BFF's son who is 18 months was standing in front of me. I went to stand up and my belly hit him square in the face and knocked him over! I guess I didn't judge that distance very well. Good thing my BFF thought it was the funniest thing she'd ever seen. 
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  • IncrediblelifeIncrediblelife member
    Is it bad that I totally knock my kids over with my belly at least once a day? You'd think I'd get used to my size, but apparently not! And the peeing in the cup...yup, experienced that recently. Found the whole thing utterly hilarious :)
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  • 24karat24karat member
    AshB62 said:

    I was in charge of crafts at our churches bible school at around 32 weeks. I was standing at the head of a long rectangular table with school age kiddos lined up around the table. I turned sideways and my belly knocked the poor kid next to me right in the head.

    Thankfully, it was my BFFs son.

    This was me too! A couple of times I accidently knocked DD down because I couldn't see her over my belly. Then there were the times she'd be careening around the house and run right into the wall of baby and wipeout.
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  • TexasTwinMomTexasTwinMom member
    I have two :)

    Multiple times, I asked strangers to back my car out because one time someone parked to close to me and I decided to climb through the passenger side. I mean, the jerk parked to close to me even if I wasn't pregnant. Anyway, as I'm climbing over the console, I realize I DO. NOT. BEND. My body literally could not fold enough for me to climb through.

    My funniest... My niece ran up to hug me and her head bounced off my belly.
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  • ParadisemoonParadisemoon member

    TexasTwinMom said:
    I have two :) Multiple times, I asked strangers to back my car out because one time someone parked to close to me and I decided to climb through the passenger side. I mean, the jerk parked to close to me even if I wasn't pregnant. Anyway, as I'm climbing over the console, I realize I DO. NOT. BEND. My body literally could not fold enough for me to climb through. My funniest... My niece ran up to hug me and her head bounced off my belly.
    LMAO!!
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  • ntdanentdane member
    We are potty training DS and every time I help him wash his hands I almost bump him off his step stool with my belly. I really don't have any concept of just how big this thing is :).
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