Things you never thought you'd have to say

eyenigh · January 2014

Before having my son, I never thought there would be a reason for me to have to say, in all seriousness "No, we don't stick our fingers in our buttholes!" In the last few days, while changing his diaper, he's become obsessed with getting a finger in his own butt. Like an idiot, I screamed and laughed the first time and said exactly what I said above so now not only does he keep doing it for a reaction, but he repeats the phrase so now I have my 22 month old walking around saying "Finger in the butthole!" Perfect.

I'm still getting used to watching my mouth around my repeater. What have you had to say that you never thought you would ever have to utter?