Drunken escapades

megs12914 · January 2014

Anyone get stupid drunk in college or just in their twenties?

I got so wasted I almost beat my roommate's ass because sihe was talking shit about me. The worst part is she said I didn't empty the dishwasher or clean up. Really? I cleaned up after myself and HER on a regular basis.

Thank goodness my BF at the time pulled me back and I sobered up. Got anything better?

Edited because I can't spell.i didn't add NBR because I thought it was self-explanatory!

MindyBadger1 · January 2014

My bachelorette party was the craziest night of my life. Don't remember 90% of it, but met (current Chicago bear) Brandon Marshall who gave me his beer (I have a pic of this), Woke up in a bathtub full of a couple inches of cold water, my skin So pruned it was flaking off, the drain plugged by my tampon (Yeah, great friends looking out for me) ... was hungover for a week and had to get iv fluids.

lolinshag · January 2014

Oh my word...way too many to count! 2 words. Mardi Gras. I went every year from 18 to 26. I think thousands have seen my boobs due to cheap beads and alcohol! Or how about being the friend who everyone hides behind when they start shit with other people at the bar? I have been.in a few scrapes because of my BFF running her damn mouth when she drinks!

megs12914 · January 2014

@MindyBadger1 you're a badass! You could have been in the hangover movies!

ababymaybe · January 2014

Oh man... Lots. My BFF likes her wine also and together, we can be trouble (or used to be, til I got old and had babies and my tolerance went out the window).

We used to get into so much random trouble. My bachelorette party in Las Vegas was pretty crazy. Lots of VIP shenanigans there.

There may also have been a time- way predating DH- when I made out with a guy I know... who is a twin... and I was so drunk that I am not entirely certain WHICH twin it was. I think I know.... At least it was just kissing!

I haven't been drunk since before DS, now. Well, except for the time right after I weaned him and I had 4 glasses of wine, then passed out cold. Had a nasty hangover the next day and a 15 month old awake at 6:30 raring to play. Not worth it anymore!

Roses87 · January 2014

I was on spring break in panama city when I was 20. I got extremely drunk and we were hanging out with some guys that were a few years older. Anyways we were at a club dancing and I was drinking out of one of the guys drinks on the dance floor. Too wasted to realize security was watching me. The next thing I know it I am being yanked away being dragged by the arm by the lady that looked like a man. She basically called me a whore and a dumb ass saying you think you can get away drinking underage. She takes me outside and I saw a cop car and I though oh shit. She ended up taking my ID and took my info and told me not to come back. I thought for sure she was going to grab the cop. So then I had no idea what to do all my friends were inside. I ended up walking around the place to see if I could see anyone and then I was going to walk back to the hotel when I spotted the guy I was hanging out with who grabbed my friend and told her what happened. I definitely got lucky!

megs12914 · January 2014

I also was falling down drunk in Tuscaloosa after a game when a guy came up to me and said, "How much?" It took me a minute to figure out what he was saying but I was too drunk to care!

daltosostarby · January 2014

Sooo many stories here...

Like the time I made out with my boyfriends BFF in front of him because I was pissed at him...

Or the time I did the beer mile (run around the quad, each lap you stop and chug a beer) while only wearing Saran Wrap...

Or the time I asked my good guy friend to be a "fuck buddy," we go upstairs, are in the midst of having sex, and get walked in on by another really good friend of mine...

Yeah, I have lots and lots of drinker stories.

jwp325 · January 2014

On my semester abroad, we celebrated Guy Fawkes night on November 5th. There's bonfires and lots of drinking. My two friends and I started with a fifth of SoCo and were mixing it with Sprite. Eventually we ran out of Sprite and started mixing it with Hooch (basically British Mike's Hard Lemonade). We went down to the bonfire on campus for a bit and then back to my one friend's room where we finished off the SoCo straight from the bottle. Then we went to the pub in the basement of the manor where my university's overseas campus is. We each had two or three glasses of wine, I'd like to add after two months of being able to legally drink at 19 and with a pub on campus, my tolerance was approaching iron status.

By the end of the night, the three of us had all gotten sick. I'd bruised my one friend's arm when I grabbed her and yanked her towards the bathroom. The other friend puked on the shoes of the up she'd been making out with. The friend who I bruised went sleepwalking and ended up sleeping on the desks in the room of two of our guy friends.

I found out two days later that I had gone wandering all over the place and ended up hanging out with a guy friend. Apparently I attached myself to him "like a human backpack" (direct quote from him) because I was upset over some guy I had a crush on and I didn't feel like my friend was listening to me. I have NO recollection of that whatsoever. It didn't even ring a bell. First ever blackout!

[Deleted User] · January 2014

The irony is that my drunk stories revolve around beer because I am pretty good with vodka.

One night, we Were still Dating, DH's BFF and I played drinking games while DH made clams. All I remember was dipping clams into beer instead of butter bc we were so wasted. I recall passing out on DHs bed (he was still drinking with his buddies) and then getting sick right in his bed. I was so tired, I simply crawled to the floor and passed out! He still says I left him a great present on his bed as he accidentally plopped himself on it.

Also the other time, I was so drunk and passed out, I peed on DH in my sleep. He cleaned me up, changed the sheets and put me back to bed. I knew he was a keeper!

kteeswei · January 2014

I hugged a nun and wept. It was my second week at a catholic college my freshman year...2:00 in the afternoon. I thought we were drinking Bacardi, turns out it was double proof. I woke up on on the dorm bathroom floor. Oops.

Oh so many stories...

jblank03 · January 2014

@MindyBadger1 for the win! @KaitiMac a close second, amazing.

Wow, what great stories ladies

I have none to really contribute because lack of sleep has taken my ability to put together a coherent story, but I appreciate the entertainment!!

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