Things that DH says...

Re: Things that DH says...

• MrsGraham06 member

  January 2014

  DH and I were talking earlier today about him being a city boy, living in the country and his job is agriculture related. Tonight, he was talking more about "farmer lingo" and said this:
  
  "Everything I learned about heifers I got from Married with Children"
  
  Holy shit, that cracked me up!!!
  

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  DS1 born 11/3/06   *   DS2 born 3/29/08   *   DD born 3/15/11  
  

  Scarlett Mae born 1/14/14                         Our family is now complete!

    
  

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• CanadianGamerMom member

  January 2014

  I told DH about the Star Wars thread @peanutmuse started earlier (about what order our children will watch the movies in) and he looked at me so seriously, with huge eyes and yelled "HOW HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS!? I'M NOT READY FOR DUCKY TO COME YET, I NEED TO FIGURE THIS OUT!" All I could do was laugh my face off. He was obviously playing it up, but thanks to that thread he's got some serious thinking to do :P

  

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• casholmes member

  January 2014

  "You're such a good cook baby," Said while we were eating frozen hamburger patties and instant potatoes.   He's so cute.

  

  
  

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• Siblynika member

  January 2014

  CanadianGamerMom said:

  I told DH about the Star Wars thread @peanutmuse started earlier (about what order our children will watch the movies in) and he looked at me so seriously, with huge eyes and yelled "HOW HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS!? I'M NOT READY FOR DUCKY TO COME YET, I NEED TO FIGURE THIS OUT!" All I could do was laugh my face off. He was obviously playing it up, but thanks to that thread he's got some serious thinking to do :P

  This was my DH too. He couldn't believe that we hadn't discussed it yet.

  
  

  
  

  
  

   

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• MJOJwedding member

  January 2014

  As I was lounging on the couch, watching my belly move as LO was doing somersaults...
  "You look like the hunchback of Notre Dame"
  Thanks, sweetheart

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• juliasmama2010 member

  January 2014

  I've got two from this morning...

  "This is a good brew of coffee, but nothing close to what Julia can do"  Point taken, I'll stop making it for you out of the goodness of my heart since I don't even drink the crap!

  "When are you going to stop hoarding that kid"?  You wanna carry it for me?  I'll gladly give you this pregnancy body if you think you can handle it...cuz you can't!

  Jan '14 Siggy Challenge: Things I've had to deprive myself of while pregnant:

  

  Rum & Coke...mmm!!                                              Laying on my stomach!  Can't wait!

    

    

   

   

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• SandFHasse member

  January 2014

  This was last night as I was cooking his dinner:
  
  DH: I'm going to buy you cooking classes.
  Me: What? Why?
  DH: Because you always spill stuff
  Me: You think people that have cooking classes don't spill anything?
  
  He shut up after that.

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• joynalanson member

  January 2014

  Just now I was reading the thread on nipple butter. I showed my DH the Paula deen gif and we laughed. A few minutes later he asked me to make him a pizza and I told him he had to butter me up. So he grabbed my boob and asked me if he needed the cream as well.

  
  

  married 3/3/12----- Alanson Kavi born 1/15/14

  
  

  
  

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