You may be pregnant when...

Erin1510 · January 2014

You stop drinking fluids about an hour before putting the moves on your man so that you don't have to go to the bathroom during the act.

Also...I've had grilled cheese for dinner 3 out of the last 4 nights. I'm not proud.

Lindahl13 · January 2014

You eat Cheetos for dinner because they're all you can keep down.

drunkenhandstand · January 2014

When "4th meal" at 11pm becomes an actual regular routine.

baxterdreamer · January 2014

When your husband calls on his way home and you burst into tears when you realize he just pulled out of the parking lot.

His workplace is tops 5 miles from our apartment...not one of my proudest moments.

Ylvelill · January 2014

When you study the toilet paper each time you go pee

ceifert · January 2014

When you eat a minimum of 4 granola bars a day...

Myanswer true · January 2014

When you hide snacks by your bed like a squirrel hiding nuts, just so you can eat them at 2 AM.

VTKatie · January 2014

When you tell your fiancé (through sobs) you just don't know if you can picture your life with someone who doesn't know to instinctively grab your purse and cell phone while upstairs. After five minutes, when I realized I am a crazy person, we were both laughing about it.

ryry2187 · January 2014

When you can't stop smiling after you finally went poop!!!

AutumnBonfire · January 2014

When you get up three times during the night because you think your bladder is going to pop and when you sit on the toilet about two drops come out.

nmariek · January 2014

you can't stop burping and everytime (I mean everytime) you brush your teeth you barf

MonkeyJD · January 2014

You pull up to the Starbucks drive through and cry because the menu says they are temporarily out of the Caramel Apple Spice. Then you get to church and cry again when you tell DH about it.

Stodre · January 2014

When u have a meal planned for dinner only to order take out because chicken wings sound sooo much better than pork chops. Especially when the thought of the smell of the pork chops cooking or the look of them makes u want to vomit!! My poor husband ate a salad -- the kids had pizza.

cakebatter27 · January 2014

You don't know if it'll be diarrhea or constipation every single morning.

Also when you don't need lube because of all the discharge. I never thought I'd hear DH say I'm "too wet"!

RJHarmon · January 2014

You open food up on the way home from the grocery store (that is literally 2 mins away from home) because you are too hungry to wait...

bewilderingstar · January 2014

You can't stand the thought of cooking so you go for shredded carrots with a heaping spoonful of blue cheese dressing.

And yes it was pasteurized.

TRS48 · January 2014

You spend an excessive amount of money on groceries because your cravings & aversions change every week. And then you eat out anyway.

TGager · January 2014

When you taste something so good that it makes you want to cry... and then you steal it off your DH's plate...

Having to debate whether to go to a certain movie because it may be too long and you try to plan the bathroom breaks... Then you decide on a shorter movie

as1baby · January 2014

You have an all day craving for something, finally order/make it and cry cuz its just NOT as satisfying as you hoped it would be. Just have that food itch that cant be scratched.

PenelopeSnuz77 · January 2014

You pester your husband to go out to eat at the restaurant you have been craving, then cry because when you get there nothing sounds appetizing.

emy730 · January 2014

When you cry because you love food and the child you are carrying clearly doesn't share any of your food favorites. And your husband stands and pats you on the back, whilst saying, "Yeah… that's… hard…." and has no idea what's going on.

elishavandusen · January 2014

You sleep with almost every pillow in the house tucked under you somewhere. One behind your back, one between your knees, one under your squish and one under your feet.

Kristen0705 · January 2014

You cry because you've already started looking at daycare options and you don't want to leave your baby yet! It's nice knowing that s/he is safe in my tummy right now with me.

Firechick66 · January 2014

You cry because your fiancé is holding your hair while you barf.

andyandrachel · January 2014

You cry because your toddler just slammed the toilet seat down on your head as you were throwing up.

blakgarnet · January 2014

you feel fat most days, can't tell the difference between hunger and nausea, and generally are done for the day at 6pm when all you want to do is get in bed and watch tv.

oh, and nothing sounds good to you except sushi

SaraRL07 · January 2014

When you can't remember where you put yourr keys/phone/tissue/shoes....that you just put down literally 1 minute ago. Pregnancy Brain

hupp0013 · January 2014

When you tell YH that he will be a dead man if he eats that tasty food you are saving for lunch tomorrow.

BP607 · January 2014

When you almost cry because you get to the grocery store to get the cheese for the cheese and crackers you have been craving and they are out of the cheese. This is after you arrived home from the mall and had been thinking about cheese and crackers for 3 hours only to get home and realize DH threw the cheese out because he thought it was old forcing you to go to previously mentioned store which was out of the cheese!!

beff12 · January 2014

You have diarrhea but you don't even care because HEY at least something came out!

Tena7583 · January 2014

U park like a jackass. Why? Bc eff you I'm pregnant that's why

unaveragejane · January 2014

You start rocking your toddler to sleep (even though he falls asleep on his own just fine) b/c you already feel guilty knowing he will get far fewer snuggles when there is a NB in the picture.

RJHarmon · January 2014

You start rocking your toddler to sleep (even though he falls asleep on his own just fine) b/c you already feel guilty knowing he will get far fewer snuggles when there is a NB in the picture.

^^You start crying because you read this...waaahhhh

Lindahl13 · January 2014

You puke every time you shower because the heat makes m/s worse. I think I'll just be dirty tomorrow.

PenelopeSnuz77 · January 2014

@andyandrachel that made me spit water out my mouth! haha

rattlecanqueen · January 2014

Watching an old episode of Dexter (New to me) and notice a box of ding dongs in a van on a stake out.and more all i can think about is how delicious it looks.

MrsWallick · January 2014

jojobean86 said:
When "4th meal" at 11pm becomes an actual regular routine.

And 2nd breakfast :-P

Yingyanglove · January 2014

All I can think about is the aforementioned Grilled Cheese! Just send my DH out for bread

hutsellwilson · January 2014

MrsWallick said:

jojobean86 said:
When "4th meal" at 11pm becomes an actual regular routine.
And 2nd breakfast :-P

LOVE 2nd breakfast. Pregnancy = hobbit meal schedule in my book.

dobbyisfree · January 2014

When you get out of the car because the back windshield wiper isnt working and you need to scrape snow, only to have DH start screaming because you forgot to put the car in park...

RayZeeJuly14 · January 2014

When you scare the hell out of your nurse and start crying/freaking out when she tells you she is NOT taking 3 pounds off your weight for the clothes and winter boots you have on......even when you sob explaining that the last nurse took off 3 pounds two weeks ago and there is no way you are going to have those additional numbers for weight in your paperwork. Hey nurse....either add the weight from the last check up or subtract the same weight for this one........do this and no one gets hurt....lol

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