I need to get laid.

jackson290721 · January 2014

Yup. That is the only reason I wish DD would sleep somewhere other than me. It's like she has this internal alarm that goes off, anytime I manage to sneak away for sex with H. hahaha, you thought you were gonna have sex??? Not on my watch mommy! Why baby?? Why?? I swear it was easier sneaking around in my parents house.

This is just a rant if you didn't notice.

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Myrrhaj · January 2014

Likewise. Six months and counting. LO is a sex Nazi. I could swear that he's onto the notion of us creating competition. If I could just get a piece- for even five minutes- the tension in this house would melt away....

jackson290721 · January 2014

somerandomchick said:

Find someone to babysit so you can "go on a date"... And then have sex and take a nap?

I have to work on my freezer stash before we can leave her with someone. I had 400+ oz and then found out she can't have it because of dairy, soy gluten intolerance. So I am slowly working it back up.

Bkuhman · January 2014

I dreamt that h and I had sex twice last night. It was amazing sex! Then I woke up

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Erinm278 · January 2014

Oh babies. I'm hoping to get El to sleep at a reasonable time tonight

blairwitch · January 2014

Mommy1stTimer · January 2014

No good. Better luck next time

valstulas · January 2014

All my kids have sex radar. It's a good thing he's efficient, or we would have been OAD.

dliz87 · January 2014

Laurendag said:
Me too. Thursday my BC will be good to go and working right so YIPPEE!

I just want you to know that I read this post as Senior Snail's YIPPEE!! I hope you meant it that way

lexielovebug · January 2014

jackson290721 said:

somerandomchick said:

Find someone to babysit so you can "go on a date"... And then have sex and take a nap?

I have to work on my freezer stash before we can leave her with someone. I had 400+ oz and then found out she can't have it because of dairy, soy gluten intolerance. So I am slowly working it back up.

( I am so sad for you!!!!!!
Meanwhile, I'm sitting on a whopping 6 ounces in my freezer.

I suck

jackson290721 · January 2014

Lexielovebug said:

jackson290721 said:

somerandomchick said:

Find someone to babysit so you can "go on a date"... And then have sex and take a nap?

I have to work on my freezer stash before we can leave her with someone. I had 400+ oz and then found out she can't have it because of dairy, soy gluten intolerance. So I am slowly working it back up.

( I am so sad for you!!!!!!
Meanwhile, I'm sitting on a whopping 6 ounces in my freezer.

I suck

It seriously sucks. I have to play Army this weekend so I'm trying to pump 10 oz a day to make sure I have enough. I know H will end up wasting a bunch since DD will be all sorts of thrown off.

elyse05 · January 2014

Just Do It!

Bkuhman · January 2014

Woohoo! My dream just came true.

lexielovebug · January 2014

jackson290721 said:

Lexielovebug said:

jackson290721 said:

somerandomchick said:

Find someone to babysit so you can "go on a date"... And then have sex and take a nap?

I have to work on my freezer stash before we can leave her with someone. I had 400+ oz and then found out she can't have it because of dairy, soy gluten intolerance. So I am slowly working it back up.

( I am so sad for you!!!!!!
Meanwhile, I'm sitting on a whopping 6 ounces in my freezer. I suck

It seriously sucks. I have to play Army this weekend so I'm trying to pump 10 oz a day to make sure I have enough. I know H will end up wasting a bunch since DD will be all sorts of thrown off.

Good luck!! Sending milk dust (?) your way!

jackson290721 · January 2014

Lexielovebug said:

somerandomchick said:

Find someone to babysit so you can "go on a date"... And then have sex and take a nap?

I have to work on my freezer stash before we can leave her with someone. I had 400+ oz and then found out she can't have it because of dairy, soy gluten intolerance. So I am slowly working it back up.
( I am so sad for you!!!!!! Meanwhile, I'm sitting on a whopping 6 ounces in my freezer. I suck
It seriously sucks. I have to play Army this weekend so I'm trying to pump 10 oz a day to make sure I have enough. I know H will end up wasting a bunch since DD will be all sorts of thrown off.
Good luck!! Sending milk dust (?) your way!

Thank you! So far I have 65oz! Woot woot!

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