F*CKIN SPIDERS!

Re: F*CKIN SPIDERS!

• Monkeybutt80 member

  January 2014 edited January 2014

  I don't have the balls to squish spiders, so I'd wait for my husband to get home to squish (or burn) the spider so it never comes back and I'd leave the remains on the porch as a warning to other spiders that are thinking of coming into the house. 

  
  

  
  

  ETA:  Just googled wolf spider.  BURN THE BUILDING DOWN AND GET OUT.

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• CoffeeBeanFiend91 member

  January 2014

  Wolf spiders will inject venom if continually provoked. Symptoms of their venomous bite include swelling, mild pain and itching. It's a baby so it won't be so gross to squish. I know not to really worry about a bite but I don't know if it can be fatal for infants. I can't wait to move out of here!
  
  

  

  

  

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• CoffeeBeanFiend91 member

  January 2014 edited January 2014

  @winesconstantly
  
  
  I found one of those on my pillow while camping
  
  *edit the bump is being redic. Seriously what did I screw up
  

  

  

  

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• Monkeybutt80 member

  January 2014

  @winesconstantly

  
  

  I hate those things.  I found one in my son's nursery.  I was nursing him in the nursery as my husband was putting away some laundry.  It came out of the attached bathroom and went across the room.  I screamed and ran out of the room still nursing my baby.  My husband squished it with the burp cloth he was putting away.  It still haunts me to this day.

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• nikel13 member

  January 2014

  I vote burning!  That little sucker would die, die, die! X_X

    
  

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• phishgirl29 member

  January 2014

  DON'T GOOGLE THAT IMAGE!!  KILL THAT S.O.B!

                      

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• amie444 member

  January 2014

  I always put them outside, I need all the karma I can get.  That being said, once the spiders are in the house it is hard to get them to leave.  A barrier is used to keep them out, but it also keeps them in.  Good Luck.

    

   

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• DaisyDuck40 member

  January 2014

  I remember at our old house my fiance squished a brown recluse (I know I spelled that wrong) and all her little spider babies came pouring out and we had to start stomping on the floor rapidly to kill them!
  
  I would either squish it or let it go. And I would also talk to your pedi about what you should look for on LO incase she was bit.

  
  

  

  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• Ryanswifey619 member

  January 2014

  My thoughts on spiders exactly

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• amberdt03 member

  January 2014

  Be careful with squishing them because they carry their babies on them, so when you kill it the babies run everywhere. I voted burn your apt down.

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• HeartLikeMine3 member

  January 2014

  I would put on DH's shoes and stomp the shit out of that spider :-t .

  

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• kelly422 member

  January 2014

  @kellenhi21 The centipede picture reminds me of the AWFUL, PAINFUL, HUGE centipedes in Hawaii!  YUCK!

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• FordFalcor member

  January 2014

  But but aren't wolf spiders the ones that eat flies??
  
  ^^^ cares too much about spider feelings^^^

  
  
  
  
   

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• kelly422 member

  January 2014

  I'm obviously in the minority. I don't understand why people are scared of or grossed out by spiders. They eat lots if bugs, so they're good to have around IMO!

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• amie444 member

  January 2014

  FordFalcor said:

  But but aren't wolf spiders the ones that eat flies?? ^^^ cares too much about spider feelings^^^

  
  

  All Spiders eat other insects.  That is another reason why I rescue and not squish.

    

   

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• TheTamedShrew member

  January 2014

  I have evolved from a distressed damsel to a fearless ninja when it comes to spider killing now that I have LO. If I see one I will tear the house apart to make sure it's dead. Then make DH bomb the house.

  
  
         
  

  
  

  
  

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• DaisyDuck40 member

  January 2014

  melOHdy said:

  
  

  DaisyDuck40 said:

  
  

  I remember at our old house my fiance squished a brown recluse (I know I spelled that wrong) and all her little spider babies came pouring out and we had to start stomping on the floor rapidly to kill them!
  
  I would either squish it or let it go. And I would also talk to your pedi about what you should look for on LO incase she was bit.

  
  

  What. The. Shit. 
  
  They're poisonous so we didn't want to try and catch her and risk getting bitten...but we also didn't realize her babies would scatter everywhere. Maybe if we had known that we wouldn't have squished her? Not sure lol.
  
  

  
  

  

  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• DaisyDuck40 member

  January 2014

  melOHdy said:

  
  

  DaisyDuck40 said:

  
  

  melOHdy said:

  
  

  DaisyDuck40 said:

  
  

  I remember at our old house my fiance squished a brown recluse (I know I spelled that wrong) and all her little spider babies came pouring out and we had to start stomping on the floor rapidly to kill them!
  
  I would either squish it or let it go. And I would also talk to your pedi about what you should look for on LO incase she was bit.

  
  

  What. The. Shit. 

  They're poisonous so we didn't want to try and catch her and risk getting bitten...but we also didn't realize her babies would scatter everywhere. Maybe if we had known that we wouldn't have squished her? Not sure lol.
  
  

  
  

  Don't get me wrong, I would have squished her too.  But the fact that this is a real thing horrifies me.  
  
  Oh I don't blame you! Spiders don't bother me at all unless they're poisonous. I had no idea what it was when I first saw it and I called my fiance over "there's this huge spider under the table! !!" He thought I was exaggerating until he saw it! And then he freaked out and told me what it was and that it's poisonous....then I started freaking out lol....now I am paranoid about them.
  
  

  
  

  

  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• TheTamedShrew member

  January 2014

  @ChicagoChic82, I now refuse to open this thread again for fear that I might lay eyes on that picture again.

  
  
         
  

  
  

  
  

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• HeartLikeMine3 member

  January 2014

  @chicagochic82, I thought we were friends (

  

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• kh59 member

  January 2014

  winesconstantly said:

  Let me show you what I found in my son's closet a couple of months ago. You will feel better about your spider.

  
  

  My cat eats those.  She's a good cat.

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• amberdt03 member

  January 2014

  ChicagoChic82 said:

  I'm not saying, I'm just saying... Spiders can carry like a million times their weight, can't they? This thing wants to take your LO back to its cave.

  Lmao.....sorry but that was f$cking hilarious.

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• Ryanswifey619 member

  January 2014

  ChicagoChic82 said:

  I'm not saying, I'm just saying... Spiders can carry like a million times their weight, can't they? This thing wants to take your LO back to its cave.

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  @chicagochic82

  fuck.you.

  DH thought I was crazy cause I just LOLed at this. He's been looking at me like I'm mental now

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• Maelara member

  January 2014

  ChicagoChic82 said:

  I'm not saying, I'm just saying... Spiders can carry like a million times their weight, can't they? This thing wants to take your LO back to its cave.

  
  I laughed so hard at this. Awesome!

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• CoffeeBeanFiend91 member

  January 2014

  DH came home and flushed him. He didn't go without a fight. The biologist in says I should know better but the child who had a bad spider bite in me says hell no.
  

  

  

  

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• llbta85 member

  January 2014

  DaisyDuck40 said:

  I remember at our old house my fiance squished a brown recluse (I know I spelled that wrong) and all her little spider babies came pouring out and we had to start stomping on the floor rapidly to kill them! I would either squish it or let it go. And I would also talk to your pedi about what you should look for on LO incase she was bit.

  OMG I would die... can't stop shuttering at that image...

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• CoffeeBeanFiend91 member

  January 2014

  DH came home and flushed him. He didn't go without a fight. The biologist in says I should know better but the child who had a bad spider bite in me says hell no.
  

  

  

  

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