How I feel about pregnancy right now.

wtfisup · January 2014

My body is a big squishy wide thing that vaguely appears to have a baby in it.

My friend gave me a bunch of stuff including some nursing sleep bras. They barely fit my D-cups now. How the hell would the fit once milk came in? And they're the right size -- all those sleep ones just come in S,M, L, XL.

I can't take my SSRIs. I can't have a booze. My anxiety and depression are like, "LET'S HAVE A PARTAAAAAAAAAAAY!"

Winter. WTF is up with winter. Why am I in Ohio?

June is so far away.

I want my family to go into a time capsule that will be dug up by a small town in year 2050.

Nausea gone! Heartburn here! To stay forever!

Every now and then I feel the baby move and nearly pass out with giddiness.

Whenever someone finds out we're having a girl, they whip out some gross sexist remark like, "You got a gun for the boys yet?" or "So you won't let her date 'til she's 30, right?" or [insert something else about protecting girls like property].

But then my husband rebuffs folks and says smart, feminist things about how he wants to raise our kid, then I pretty much want to sex him.

ahastin1 · January 2014

I really want to squeeze and snuggle that cat...

Runningmomfam · January 2014

Made my day too!

MaidMarion25 · January 2014

The last gif is my favorite!

colllydon · January 2014

Everything about this is amazing

JNerd · January 2014

Yup. That is pretty much it. I have nothing close to a bump, just look like I ate too much junk over the holidays. My skin looks like I spent the last 5 years working at McDonald and popped pimples instead of washing the greese away- and have the scars to prove it.

I'm hormonal to the point where I think dh is getting some by osmosis. I cry/snark at the simplist things.

I have zero energy but can't sleep because DS is sick and needs extra attention right now so I'm a walking zombie.

All I can focus on it waiting for Sherlock to load so I can finally watch season3.

AandJ28 · January 2014

This was great!! As I was taking down all of the Christmas stuff today, I thought "ok. Summer can get here." Ugh! To think we have 2 (if we're lucky) more months of freezing cold, snowy weather, makes me want to throat punch winter.

I'm jealous that you've felt baby move... I have yet to feel that and it makes me nervous.

Also, I have a cat that is fat like that and I love squeezing him!!

tbmadeamistake · January 2014

I

you.

kks4471 · January 2014

Made my day too, thank you for the laughs!

Brittnic531 · January 2014

Haha, I'm glad I'm not the only one feeling this way!!! Oh, and seriously, Ohio's winter... So. Much. Snow!!!

Beeank · January 2014

I think I love you. Nailed it.

CherSomething · January 2014

Love it. So true!

EmbracingChange · January 2014

JNerd said:

Yup. That is pretty much it. I have nothing close to a bump, just look like I ate too much junk over the holidays. My skin looks like I spent the last 5 years working at McDonald and popped pimples instead of washing the greese away- and have the scars to prove it. I'm hormonal to the point where I think dh is getting some by osmosis. I cry/snark at the simplist things. I have zero energy but can't sleep because DS is sick and needs extra attention right now so I'm a walking zombie. All I can focus on it waiting for Sherlock to load so I can finally watch season3.

I messed with a pimple that was really close to my mouth, woke up with a big ass cold sore looking thing right there the next morning. I can't seem to leave it alone because my lips are chapping so I look like I have the herp. It hurts so I'm crankier than a teething infant.

drsunny · January 2014

I actually have tears running down my face and my husband is asking if I'll survive because I am laughing so hard. The fat cat basically sums up how I feel. Thank you for making me laugh!

Mrs.C.V. · January 2014

Oh god THANK YOU. And ditto.

jshrop · January 2014

I feel we are kindred spirits lol!!

betjso82 · January 2014

This is hilarious! Wtfisup, im in Ohio too. It's miserable as hell here today.

BabyCurtiss2014 · January 2014

OMG this was HILLARIOUS!!!!

Thanks for making my day I literally LOL'd!!!

mrsgyaray · January 2014

Yes to all of this!

Julie&Micah · January 2014

Yes! June is so far away...that gif is exactly how I feel!

wtfisup · January 2014

Julie&Micah said:

Yes! June is so far away...that gif is exactly how I feel!

Yeah, it kind of messes with the mind. Like, I have my anatomy scan in less than 2 weeks, which is supposed to be the half-way point, but then ... June? That feels like half a year. That can't be half-way. WTF NUMBERS.

One thing that helped was confirming with a friend that our shower would be in March. MARCH! THAT'S NOT SO FAR! So we get to that, then get baby stuff, then we just need to last a couple of months.

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