Totally tmi but I'm gonna ask anyway

softservecity · December 2013

I was in the shower and went to shave and that's when I noticed my entire vaginal area is swollen and huge! I did a google search and there's lots of similar stories that come up so I'm assuming its normal. I'm only 21 weeks and it was definately unexpected. Anyone else?

Miles2Go · December 2013

Hope you like hamburgers.

jjh471 · December 2013

Lol miles!

ErikaLynn75 · December 2013

Yeah I think it's normal. I haven't had this problem just yet, but this girl did:

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12206373/swollen-vagina-normal/p1

hatrats · December 2013

I'm guessing it's normally cute and flat. What a downer.

usernewname · January 2014

Oh this is too funny.

DH just told me that mine needs some grooming. Thanks dear. I'm trying to talk myself to get it waxed.

alphalyrae · January 2014

florassecret said:

Oh this is too funny.

DH just told me that mine needs some grooming. Thanks dear. I'm trying to talk myself to get it waxed.

I told DH that if it's not up to his standards, my razor is in the bathroom and he can invite me into the shower. It is so not high up there on my priority list at the moment... haha.

softservecity · January 2014

Lol! I can barely see that area under the flabby belly that has yet to harden up. And yes it was flat, haha! I feel like my whole body is puffing up and I yet to look anything other than chubby, just like before pregnancy... Oh well, I guess that's the joys of growing a baby. I had none f this with my first so it's all new territory.

jjh471 · January 2014

Kimbus22 said:
I'm impressed that you can still see that area.

I'm dying! Ditto to this. No idea if I need to shave or not. I leave that to DH to tell me...

softservecity · January 2014

jjh471 said:

I'm impressed that you can still see that area.
I'm dying! Ditto to this. No idea if I need to shave or not. I leave that to DH to tell me...

You ladies are crazy :-)

Christinaruth74 · January 2014

DH asked why I was giggling.... During the horror flick we are watching. Oh, you know, just The Bump ladies saying funny things about their vaginas.

Whendric · January 2014

I told the hubby he is going to have to take over my lady part trimming soon.. I can't see anywhere near there anymore. Lol

lovelylauren86 · January 2014

Lol the cute vagina!

Ziegeficker · January 2014

I hope that wasn't a Google image search.

MamaLlama14 · January 2014

Luckily did not experience this either, but a friend did. From my understanding it's normal. Kudos to you for still being able to see it, though!

IBackBevo · January 2014

Just give up on trimming. Then you don't have to see it. What you don't know can't hurt you.

LeeLee86 · January 2014

Omg I was just thinking this! On my 16th pee trip to the bathroom since dinner... Very swollen and tender. FUN! Has anyone else stopped wearing thongs? I used to wear them every day to workout and now I can't they are so uncomfortable

Tkburke · January 2014

Oh no, are we back to the cute flag vaginas again?! Ha ha ha

Solorzano75 · January 2014

Hahahaha! OMG this is hilarious.

lindseylu10 · January 2014

I have forgone the trimming down below for the past couple months... DH is now lovingly referring to the vag as my "whisker biscuit".

codik86 · January 2014

Does your vagina hang low, does it wobble to and fro? .... I couldn't resist but I can't finish the rhyme either!

I noticed mine has finally started to look puffier. I'm 21 weeks. I can barely see her anymore but she's changed her look up a bit.

awc1986 · January 2014

We need to all compare our vaginas to see who has the cutest! What? That's what cute-vagina lady did with her sorority sisters. Is that not what people do? Is that porn?

kristine526 · January 2014

I kind of want to go take a mirror to my vag. I haven't seen her in a while. DH isn't complaining, so it can't be THAT bad... right? RIGHT??

CopperPoppy · January 2014

Oh no. Haha, not this conversation again! I can't handle that chart. Or the many varieties that may be out in the World Wide Web.

MrsT2008 · January 2014

ha! just wait until after delivery

It looks GREAT then.

softservecity · January 2014

CopperPoppy said:

Oh no. Haha, not this conversation again! I can't handle that chart. Or the many varieties that may be out in the World Wide Web.

Chart?

jenb_99 · January 2014

Puffy taco!

softservecity · January 2014

MrsT2008 said:

ha! just wait until after delivery It looks GREAT then.

Having a repeat c-section so maybe I'll get to skip that part!

whitehousem · January 2014

MrsT2008 said:
ha! just wait until after delivery It looks GREAT then.

Haha! This. Even my L&D nurse commented on my hamburger buns during delivery... Awesome! Yeah, pushing a 7lb watermelon out of it dues nothing to help the swelling...

I did use a mirror in the shower to shave during my last pregnancy until even that didn't help and then I just had to do it blind.

kristine526 · January 2014

smittysmiles said:

I kind of want to go take a mirror to my vag. I haven't seen her in a while. DH isn't complaining, so it can't be THAT bad... right? RIGHT??
Do NOT do it. We were actually joking last night about the destruction that DD wreaked down there on me during delivery. Got a hand mirror out and, just, no.... Mirrors and who-has just don't mix.

I did it.

I should have listened.

I thought that after seeing it, shaving away the Chewbacca fur (while trying to hold up my belly) would help.

It didn't.

Let's just say that IF (and that's a big IF) my vagina was considered cute and flat before, it's not now.

Oh well.

mirdamae03 · January 2014

Haha I love where this is headed! Yes, there is a chart of vags. Don't look at it. It's something you can never un-see!!

JAM85 · January 2014

Mine isn't swollen, but I will say I have been "training" myself to shave blind a kill still be able to groom when I can't see anything. So far so good...but I can still cheat and see the majority. Guess I should be looking out for uncute swollen vag soon...