toddler truisms

alli2672 · December 2013

If you ask a child how old they are, and the answer is "no," then they are 2.

Anyone else have one?

notreallyirish · December 2013

The most desirable object in any room is one that another kid is holding. Even if that object is a plastic pickle and the room is full of otherwise awesome toys.

magentawarped · December 2013

Even if I were starving to death, that thing you made for lunch isn't what I want and I'm not going to eat it. Even if I requested it.

thechickencoop · December 2013

If mom or dad gets hurt, it's HILARIOUS.

kcisthebombdotcom · December 2013

Dog food is a delicacy. Human food is meant to be thrown.

jensriot · December 2013

magentawarped said:

Even if I were starving to death, that thing you made for lunch isn't what I want and I'm not going to eat it. Even if I requested it.

That food on your plate will do though.

joyfullyfound · December 2013

These. are. amazing.

superToots · December 2013

What is that?
Why is it blue?
Where did it come from?
Who put it there?
What it's it for?
Why can't I have it?
Etc.
Etc.
Etc.

notreallyirish · December 2013

CurlingRocks said:
Even with 2 dozen outfits in the closet, their entire wardrobe consists of 2-3 favorite shirts and pants, none of which match at all. And if you even suggest they wear something else, this is a most unacceptable crime and must be screamed about for at least 10 minutes.

And God forbid anything ever be in the laundry. Magic fairies must come by during sleep and clean my favorite shirt so I can sleep in it and wear it to school 5 days in a row, leading my teacher to seriously question the hygiene in our house.

notreallyirish · December 2013

auroraloo said:
Teeth must be brushed whenever they are thought of, or a toothbrush is spotted.

But definitely NOT at bedtime or when I wake up and have stinky foot breath.

caybeh · December 2013

That TV remote is mine now, why do you think it belongs to you, mommy?

Cherryblossoms07 · December 2013

caybeh said:
That TV remote is mine now, why do you think it belongs to you, mommy?

LOL! Same goes for the cell phone.

bumpuser924057 · December 2013

Every day is Opposite Day.

notreallyirish · December 2013

larkin220 said:
Rainboots are the preferred footwear at all times. Especially when it's not raining.

But if we go out in public and sit down, they will fall off/I will take them off and be barefoot.

notreallyirish · December 2013

auroraloo said:
be fair, socks are gross.

And slippery. DS is not allowed to wear socks in the house. Socks + wood floors = wipeout. Every time.

notreallyirish · December 2013

Wiping my nose is a massive human rights violation.

shotzie · December 2013

The best time to poop is when we are running late and about to get in the car.

notreallyirish · January 2014

S/o of original post:

If you ask a child how old he is and he says "why?" the answer is 3.

zbeesma86 · January 2014

SCREAM TALKING ALLLLL DAY LONG.

Use your indoor voice please

OKAY!

goillini823 · January 2014

The best time to absolutely need a toy you can't reach is when mom just started nursing the baby after making absolute sure you had everything you needed.

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