My belly is so big...

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dunvilles · December 2013

One night as I was sneaking out of DS's room (just put him to bed and didn't want to wake him). My rear knocked over a book, my belly hit the door, and as I made my way to the bathroom, my belly knocked over my make-up bag.... It was ridiculous. DH couldn't stop laughing!

magentawarped · December 2013

I have bruises on my belly that I can't even pinpoint when I got them. Also, I turned too fast yesterday and almost knocked DD over.

TessyMessy · December 2013

I can't reach the bottom of my top load washer without hurting myself. I have to awkwardly stuff myself into a non-handicapped bathroom stall in order to get the door closed.

MrsEvinsky · December 2013

Today even my maternity pants feel tight on my belly... not in my legs just the waist band, I feel like it's choking me!

Dexter&11 · December 2013

I keep bouncing off the door with my belly when I get up in the middle of the night to test my blood sugar....and I feel like I'm going to fall down the stairs every time I walk across the landing

mythaldo · December 2013

I'm not going to lie; I bumped several people's chairs while trying to move around crowded dinner tables during the holiday meals and trips around airports. I guess I judge I'm a lot narrower than I really am.

I even bumped DH's 92-year-old grandfather's chair pretty good trying to take a dish to the kitchen and he started telling people he got a real "kick" out of his soon-to-be great granddaughter :P.

1ofme4ofthem · December 2013

I have accidentally knocked my kids in the head walking by with my belly. They are just at that hight.

I also turn the gas stove on with the belly when I reach to use the stove timer.

And I can't reach the sink as well when doing dishes and I seem to get water all over me and the floor and the counter some how.

ShePersisted · December 2013

My belly is so big... That it gets anywhere 5 mins before I do ;-)

mrsgoe23 · December 2013

I got stuck between a holiday display at the store yesterday. Luckily an employee helped me out without too much embarrassment.

magentawarped · December 2013

Btw, every time I see the name of this thread, I just want to yell, "How big is it?!?"

lihau88 · December 2013

Stophoney said:
I can't reach the bottom of my top load washer without hurting myself. I have to awkwardly stuff myself into a non-handicapped bathroom stall in order to get the door closed.

This is me also! I find bathroom stalls really annoying because of this. And unfortunately I can't avoid the public bathrooms anymore.

I also have a hard time at work due to my belly. Opening the case lines and reaching in for a ring (I sell fine jewelry) is definitely not like it use to be. My co-workers also get in my way when we're showing jewelry (or I get in their way..lol). There's just not enough space for me, my belly, the case line door, and another person.

sandraanddrew · December 2013

DS walks into my stomach when he's trying to go past me multiple times a day.

questisthebest · December 2013

I always try to squeeze through spaces that I used to have no problem with.. the belly always gets in the way though and I realize I just don't fit

queeniecrayon · December 2013

I keep catching my belly button on things. (Stupid outtie)

DD uses it as a shelf.

I have to grab an aid to unplug certain things at work that I can no longer reach because the opening is too small.

Beachmommy1029 · December 2013

When I lean in to put on eye make up I knock bottles off the bathroom counter.

JackieP1023 · December 2013

clb2196 said:
MH and I shower together a lot, and generally switch places when we each need to be under the water. It's pretty much at the point he can't squeeze past me now, and he almost fell out of the shower last time.

We do every so often, maybe a couple times a month when our schedules are similar... And the same thing happened last time! I just laughed!

amerk1107 · December 2013

I can no longer hold the dogs in my lap to do their nails like I used to do on a weekly basis... They just don't fit anymore. Now DH has to hold them while I do their nails which, makes things weird for them because DH NEVER helps with 'nail day'. Also I now have to bring a chair into the laundry room so that I can sit to be able to reach all the things inside the dryer otherwise I 'fall over and can't get up'....

DC2011 · December 2013

magentawarped said:
Btw, every time I see the name of this thread, I just want to yell, "How big is it?!?"

Glad it's not just me. Lol

DC2011 · December 2013

clb2196 said:
MH and I shower together a lot, and generally switch places when we each need to be under the water. It's pretty much at the point he can't squeeze past me now, and he almost fell out of the shower last time.

This happened to us last wk! We were showering before work, needed to switch places for the water, but my hip, and then my bump, knocked into him, and he fell out of the shower!! .... He was a little pissed at first, but got over it. Lol

RondackHiker · December 2013

clb2196 said:
MH and I shower together a lot, and generally switch places when we each need to be under the water. It's pretty much at the point he can't squeeze past me now, and he almost fell out of the shower last time.

We shower together almost every time. Sex then shower! There's a little notch in our shower wall I stick my bump into so he can get past.

When my sister was 8 months pregnant she had to have a stranger back her car out of its parking spot, since another driver parked too close and she couldn't fit.

I still die laughing every time I think of that.

MissDemeanor · December 2013

I have 3 mysterious scratches in different places on my bump. No clue how they got there? Opening the door into it maybe?

(I had a terrible urge to write that I never have any issues, you know, small

but then I was terrified someone would think I was serious)

kt_arr · December 2013

I knocked over this cardboard display at the grocery store when I tried to squeeze by. Whoops.

I also can't lean over when I eat, so I always drop food on my belly. I like to think it's the baby stealing my food instead of me being a klutz.

ErinGoBragh77 · December 2013

I keep accidentally starting the dish washer!

atencle · December 2013

I hate when I am washing my hands at work or out in public and looking down on my bump to realize that I have water spots all over my shirt/dress!

littlepig2 · December 2013

utpony said:
. (To boot...I should have known it was burning, but I was asleep on the couch drooling on myself.).

) love!!!

namanning · December 2013

I have now realized that if I don't fit through a gap walking straight through that its even worse trying to go side ways through. I'm now wider front to back than I am side to side!!

Tikvahc · December 2013

I get stuck in public restroom stalls, which is why I try to stick to the giant handicap ones

I can't do the dishes anymore, (it is now DH's job) my arms get exhausted after just 2 dishes because I can hardly reach the sink

I am constantly bumping into my daughters head, poor thing

If I'm eating then there is almost always food on my belly...I'm a mess

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