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May 2014 Moms
pistolpackinmomma
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I have to laugh at my cousin's gf
pistolpackinmomma
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Because otherwise I get pissed and want to cry about how unfair if is. They are having an oops baby, which whatever it happens. But it's because she couldn't afford BCP. Newsflash, the baby won't be any cheaper! So here are a few of her gems:
She will EBF but can't wait to get back to partying like she used to. Umm, you have to be sober to BF and you can't smoke in your kid's face so good luck with that.
She has said she will only gain 20 lbs the whole pregnancy. Then proceeded to buy an ice cream cake and sit down with the whole thing and a spoon. No cutting off pieces to even pretend she wasn't going to eat it all. She also stated that the whole thing was her's and nobody was allowed to eat it.
She is currently sitting at 180 something and crying because she still has a month to go and will probably top 200 lbs. Pretty sure she won't but sure.
She called my aunt in hysterics and complete meltdown mode one day. Her problem? She found a stretch mark. It was a whole inch long.
She asked my aunt how to have a baby pain free. Hahahahaha!
If they do have to do formula that's NBD because "a can lasts for a month right?" No. "But it says it's good for 30 days on the can."
I'm sure it will only get better. I can't wait for the wake up call she is about to receive.
She will EBF but can't wait to get back to partying like she used to. Umm, you have to be sober to BF and you can't smoke in your kid's face so good luck with that.
She has said she will only gain 20 lbs the whole pregnancy. Then proceeded to buy an ice cream cake and sit down with the whole thing and a spoon. No cutting off pieces to even pretend she wasn't going to eat it all. She also stated that the whole thing was her's and nobody was allowed to eat it.
She is currently sitting at 180 something and crying because she still has a month to go and will probably top 200 lbs. Pretty sure she won't but sure.
She called my aunt in hysterics and complete meltdown mode one day. Her problem? She found a stretch mark. It was a whole inch long.
She asked my aunt how to have a baby pain free. Hahahahaha!
If they do have to do formula that's NBD because "a can lasts for a month right?" No. "But it says it's good for 30 days on the can."
I'm sure it will only get better. I can't wait for the wake up call she is about to receive.
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Re: I have to laugh at my cousin's gf
09/23/11 - Married DH
04/01/13 - BFP at 4wks
05/30/13 - MMC - BO @ 12wks 5d
08/29/13 - BFP @ 4wks 4d
09/17/13 - 7wks 2d - Normal HB Detected! Baby measuring perfect for dates and positioning!
10/23/13 - 12wks 3d - Perfect NT scan! HB 167 & baby wriggling, waving & yawning!
12/17/13 - 20wks 2 d - We're having a beautiful baby girl! Go Team Pink!
05/03/14 - Bobbie Gloria was born at 39+6 weighing 6lb 14oz!
She's definitely not the brightest crayon in the box, is she?
I snorted at the 30 day formula comment.
It’s not that I don’t like you, it’s that I don’t know you. Stranger Danger.
It’s not that I don’t like you, it’s that I don’t know you. Stranger Danger.
2- Please, oh please post updates! I want to hear everything!
How old is this cousin and his gf?
damn am I that good? Jk jk yes of course that was sarcasm