Sentences you'd never thought you'd say

versed · December 2013

Last night: "We don't want pee on our toothbrush" as we were brushing teeth in the tub when he started to pee. He thought it would be fun to put his toothbrush in the stream. Yup, tubby was over after that point!

Anything you've said recently you never thought would come out of your mouth?

KarmB · December 2013

dp not lick the cat.

that is his butt. please dont poke it.

aylafsu88 · December 2013

Please do not stick your finger in mommy's nose/mouth/ear/eye.

It is really sweet to share but once you have chewed on food please do not give it to friends.

bcbuzzafsu · December 2013

Don't hit the Christmas tree with that severed hand

Did you stuff your socks in the elephant's nose?

Get your foot out of the turnip bowl

Please don't rub the pickle on your head

No, the cookie does not belong on the bookshelf

I tag them on Facebook #neverthoughtidsaythat

SallySunrise · December 2013

How many times have I told you, no weapons at the table!?

Don't think I won't take away your nun-chuck privileges.

Take a deep breath, relax, and just focus on the poop.

Holy crap, it's only 10:30(am)?! Babe, please get me a beer.

zyas · December 2013

Don't put that in the pig's ear.

Don't grab the pig's face.

The dog's water dish is not a bath tub.

snickersforeveryone · December 2013

Your head is not your napkin.

Do not sit on your brother's head.

Your sippy does not go in the dryer.

Pandril19 · December 2013

aylafsu88 said:

Please do not stick your finger in mommy's nose/mouth/ear/eye.

At the store the other day I told Elissa, "You don't stick your fingers in other people's orifices without permission" and a woman nearby chuckled.

I've told her that so many times I don't even think it's odd anymore. Just seems like a good life lesson to me.

SallySunrise · December 2013

Just discovered another one: Seriously, STOP rubbing your black beans on me!

And also said AGAIN: No. Weapons. At the TABLE!

SallySunrise · December 2013

@mightybee, he's specifically into the ninja turtles and their weapons (though he's only seen a handful of episodes, which I closely monitor and provide commentary so he won't have nightmares). Leonardo has swords, Raphael had some other smaller kind of sword which I'm sure has a special name, but Ben just calls them "Raphael swords", Michelangelo has nun chucks, and Donatello has a Bo staff, which if you ask me is just a stick. Since Christmas, Benjamin now has them all.

nesenotes · December 2013

Stop touching your vagina!! I say it 2636272 times a day.

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