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Man, I just keep getting sexier, a little more, every day.

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    Missfunball said:


    mfarmer0811 said:

    LOL, DH doesn't even want to look at my boobies cause my nips are so dark! 

    Did he shout "Holy National Geographic titties!" ?

    Mine totally says this lol Glad it's not just me
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    mrsdahamm said:
    mfarmer0811 said:
    LOL, DH doesn't even want to look at my boobies cause my nips are so dark! 
    Did he shout "Holy National Geographic titties!" ?
    Mine totally says this lol Glad it's not just me
    HAHA, yeah he said something similar to this, not PC to repeat tho...LOL
    Me 28 DH 30 Married 08-11-07 TTC since 07/11 HSG 01-21-13 Left FTB Seeing RE 1-28-13 RE 1-28-13 Both tubes blocked LAP surgery 2-15-13 Both tubes removed Started IVF #1 June 2013 Meds: BCP, Lupron, Gonal-F, Ovidrel, Medrol, Doxycycline
    Beta #1-BFP!!! HCG-55 Beta #2--111 Beta #3--2,825 Beta #4 22,031 1st U/S 7-29-13 Saw and heard our little sweet pea's heartbeat!! 109 bpm 


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  • benevolentforcebenevolentforce member
    mrsdahamm said:
    mfarmer0811 said:
    LOL, DH doesn't even want to look at my boobies cause my nips are so dark! 
    Did he shout "Holy National Geographic titties!" ?
    Mine totally says this lol Glad it's not just me
    I am laughing so hard at this. Totally glad to not be alone.
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  • amdecker1016amdecker1016 member
    mfarmer0811 said:


    mrsdahamm said:

    Missfunball said:


    mfarmer0811 said:

    LOL, DH doesn't even want to look at my boobies cause my nips are so dark! 

    Did he shout "Holy National Geographic titties!" ?
    Mine totally says this lol Glad it's not just me

    HAHA, yeah he said something similar to this, not PC to repeat tho...LOL

    Then our husbands are very much alike haha.
    Mine at least understands the look but don't touch rule.
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  • babylimasbabylimas member
    babycaps said:
    I have back fat! It's lovely!!! Still an A cup though....
    HA! I asked my H if he was impressed with how big my chest has gotten and he told me he couldn't tell. 
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  • lvlichellelvlichelle member
    You should see my belly.. I have tooons of stretch marks. I show DH my belly and ask him "Do you still love me even when my belly looks like this?" He always says he does.
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    BFP #1 10/02/06, EDD 5/1/07 Natural Miscarriage 1 week after BFP

    BFP #2 3/28/07, EDD 11/19/07 Natural Miscarriage 2 weeks after BFP

    BFP #3 1/16/11, 1st U/S - 1/28/11 HR 132bpm, Missed Miscarriage- 2/28/11, D&C 3/8/11 

    March 2011, diagnosed with MTHFR gene mutation

    "Dear Lord, I would have loved to have held my babies on my lap and tell them about You, but since I didn't get the chance, would You please hold them on Your lap and tell them about me?

     

    BFP #4 6/26/13, EDD 3/8/14, Delivered @ 40w6d
    Bethany Elizabeth born on 3/14/14 @ 6:48am weighing almost 8lbs 1oz and measuring 20 1/2 inches.


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  • wearebirdswearebirds member
    mfarmer0811 said:
    LOL, DH doesn't even want to look at my boobies cause my nips are so dark! 

    DH just cant get over how heavy they are. Lol. He keeps asking if there's already milk in them. Haha
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  • ErinE683ErinE683 member
    babylimas said:
    babycaps said:
    I have back fat! It's lovely!!! Still an A cup though....
    HA! I asked my H if he was impressed with how big my chest has gotten and he told me he couldn't tell. 

    Ha! This is me, too! I swear they are bigger, but I'm still wearing the same bras. Wishful thinking!
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  • mfarmer0811mfarmer0811 member
    wearebirds said:
    mfarmer0811 said:
    LOL, DH doesn't even want to look at my boobies cause my nips are so dark! 

    DH just cant get over how heavy they are. Lol. He keeps asking if there's already milk in them. Haha
    HAHA!!!
    Me 28 DH 30 Married 08-11-07 TTC since 07/11 HSG 01-21-13 Left FTB Seeing RE 1-28-13 RE 1-28-13 Both tubes blocked LAP surgery 2-15-13 Both tubes removed Started IVF #1 June 2013 Meds: BCP, Lupron, Gonal-F, Ovidrel, Medrol, Doxycycline
    Beta #1-BFP!!! HCG-55 Beta #2--111 Beta #3--2,825 Beta #4 22,031 1st U/S 7-29-13 Saw and heard our little sweet pea's heartbeat!! 109 bpm 


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    torilea said:

    Ugh, last night DH was standing behind me in the kitchen and goes "damn, babe, your ass!" so of course I'm smiling and excited and was just like "it's looking good, isn't it?"  To my dismay, he replies "No, I meant that it's starting to sag.  You have a mom butt now."  OH HEY THANKS.  


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  • PinupMomma08PinupMomma08 member
    wearebirds said:


    mfarmer0811 said:

    LOL, DH doesn't even want to look at my boobies cause my nips are so dark! 



    DH just cant get over how heavy they are. Lol. He keeps asking if there's already milk in them. Haha


    DH has already set reminders on his phone to take pics of full engorgement boobs for my future plastic surgeon to replicate.
    BFP#1 11/10* DS Born via Cesarean 7/11* BFP#2 EDD 1/31/14 *M/C 6/13* BFP #3 RCS 3/14/14
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  • mfarmer0811mfarmer0811 member
    Ummm..... did you throw dish water in his face?! I would have! geez!
    Me 28 DH 30 Married 08-11-07 TTC since 07/11 HSG 01-21-13 Left FTB Seeing RE 1-28-13 RE 1-28-13 Both tubes blocked LAP surgery 2-15-13 Both tubes removed Started IVF #1 June 2013 Meds: BCP, Lupron, Gonal-F, Ovidrel, Medrol, Doxycycline
    Beta #1-BFP!!! HCG-55 Beta #2--111 Beta #3--2,825 Beta #4 22,031 1st U/S 7-29-13 Saw and heard our little sweet pea's heartbeat!! 109 bpm 


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  • Khedges07Khedges07 member
    My legs are full of horrendous varicose veins, my boobs are so enormous they're going south already, I constantly fart & I can't even reach my toenails anymore!!!!
    Good job he loves me eh?! Such a gorgeous hot piece of ass I am right now....,,not!!!!
    Although he makes me melt when he says " your're carrying my daughter & there's nothing more beautiful than you right now!" Ahhhhh!!
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  • kcanuckkcanuck member
    My husband asked me when my boobs were going to get bigger (Weren't they bigger by now with the last pregnancy???) Given that I just stopped breastfeeding about 3 months ago I told him the boobs were taking a rest. The other night he was cracking me up about something and I started laughing...in third trimester my laugh changes to this old man wheezy laugh, which was making me laugh more. Then a fart slipped out and I could NOT stop laughing after that. I was scared I was going to pee. I never fart in front of the husband!!
    Me and my Kiwi, both 38.  We struggled with RPL and were blessed with Micah.  I'm a full custody stepmom to Ethan!

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  • AndreabillsAndreabills member
    Between the farting, burping, snoring, limping from sciatica, and blowing my nose every 5 minutes I'm the poster child for sexxxy mama! ;-)
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  • Excitedmum35Excitedmum35 member
    I never used to fart infront if MH either. Now I'm a farting, burping, peeing mess. It's so gross.
    And OP- I've been wearing my G CUP (that's right) nursing bras since about 12 weeks. I'm normally a d.
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  • lwebleylwebley member
    I started coughing yesterday morning and threw up on my self. My DH was really nice about helping me clean up, but it wasn't pretty!
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  • cawalior17cawalior17 member
    OMG I hear you! I have had a recurring head/chest cold with phlegm and snoring galore, my girls are leaking (twice now directly onto DH while we're sleeping), I am breaking out like a teenager, my areolas are gigantic dark and bumpy, my butt is always numb, and my lady parts are oozing. SO SO sexy.
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  • ceh789ceh789 member
    Missfunball said:
    mfarmer0811 said:
    LOL, DH doesn't even want to look at my boobies cause my nips are so dark! 
    Did he shout "Holy National Geographic titties!" ?
    MH didn't, but I did in my head the other night in the bathtub :)


    Also, last night as I got up for the 984th time to pee I seriously contemplated going to buy some Depends and just peeing in the bed.  I still haven't ruled this plan out.  So anyone vying for sexiest prego-lady has THAT to compete with!
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  • Hollister490Hollister490 member
    Ugh..I feel like nursing bras make my boobs look saggy. And the few stretch marks I have bother me. Lastly I look super awesome wearing giant cotton panties because they are the only thing that feels comfortable. (Ok not giant, but I feel like they are. I usually wear a different type of panties and I just don't feel sexy in these)
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  • KTdid81KTdid81 member
    I pretty much wear the same clothes everyday. I feel like such a slob.
    But like a great husband, my husband tells me I'm beautiful all the time. I haven't farted in front of my husband yet, but I'm pretty sure that when I do he'll just laugh.
    Married 4-26-2011  Me 31 DH 28  
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  • ifr8955ifr8955 member
    I regularly pee my pants when I sneeze, which is an awful problem to have when you have allergies. Lol. Today in the grocery store I farted and it smelled so bad I think my husband was embarrassed. Thanks iron pills, thanks!
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  • BTBergstromBTBergstrom member
    H told me my nipples look like yamicas(sp?) he said we should have taken a before and after photo.
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    Khedges07 said:

    My legs are full of horrendous varicose veins, my boobs are so enormous they're going south already, I constantly fart & I can't even reach my toenails anymore!!!!


    Omg this... my left leg.. i dont even wanna wear shorts. It's the one physical trait that's making me feel unattractive. Every time i see it i feel like crying. I'm going to God my legs go back to normal. I fart in front of dh but the last few months, it's gone to a whole new level... i peed myself (not a whole lot) in front of him when i sneezed a couple weeks ago and he knew... cuz i immediately walked to the bathroom lol what a trip
    Good job he loves me eh?! Such a gorgeous hot piece of ass I am right now....,,not!!!!
    Although he makes me melt when he says " your're carrying my daughter & there's nothing more beautiful than you right now!" Ahhhhh!!

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  • krafishkrafish member
    Last post, can't figure Out mobile edit... also, stretch marks coming up the bump. More every day. Wohoo lol
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  • russetmilerussetmile member
    Everytime I sneeze hubby asks me, "Sniz?"
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  • bellc1980bellc1980 member
    These posts nearly made me pee my pants!  All so true!  We are hot messes.  My DH asks if my back is hurting since my boobs are so big.  They just sit on my belly now :o

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