Rubbed my belly at a party.

sheriot · December 2013

...And this incredibly douchey human being said, "Why are you rubbing your belly? Are you barren or something?"

I had no words, so I just said, "Are you f*cking kidding me?"

At the time I was just disgusted so I said that, gave him a "I hope you choke on your Jack and Coke" look, and walked away. The more I think about it, though, the more offensive it is. We weren't trying when I got KU, but I'm definitely PGAL (or three). I'm usually not spiteful or vindictive, but I honestly hope that man says the wrong thing to a huge bodybuilder and gets the shit kicked out of him. Ugh.

talkthewholetime · December 2013

Oh. My. God.

What a douchebag!!!!!!!! I seriously have no words. And good for you! I hope he did choke on his drink.
If you ever see that guy again, I hope you tell him off.

Lild09 · December 2013

Id have ripped him a new one and then proceeded to let my DH add a third for fun. Unbelievable!!

codik86 · December 2013

What a jerk! Sorry that happened. That was super rude and uncalled for.

awc1986 · December 2013

Wow. What an awful human being. If I were you, I would have handed his nuts to him on a plate. I can't believe someone would be so insensitive. You don't say that to anybody, ever!

CopperPoppy · December 2013

Wow that's beyond anything I can comprehend. I don't think I would have been able to hold myself together. What a horrible person to say that.

For the sake of the maintaining the little faith I have in humanity, is there any possibility that this man was not all there? Like cognitive disabilities?

awknyc · December 2013

What is wrong with him???? And why would you say that of all things, ugh!

hatrats · December 2013

That was so absurd that it made me LOL. WHAT????

sheriot · December 2013

The best part is that he is a "successful" businessperson and is about 45 years old. No learning disabilities or mental illnesses that we know of...he is dating a cousin once or twice removed. My MIL made sure to loudly announce that he "is not a blood relative...thank God."

I didn't tell H until the next day. He thought it was ridiculous and called him a few choice names (one of which was "cheese dick" which actually made me laugh).

I've never in my life encountered someone so ...off-putting. Ha.

CopperPoppy · December 2013

Ugh. It must be a Monday because I am feeling like a fire breathing, cynical bitch. Lord help the next dumbass I cross. I've had it with people today.

< someone please insert "there goes the last fuck I gave about humanity" gif here>

rt4life · December 2013

You're better than me. I would have had to tell him about himself

jjh471 · December 2013

That's so crazy. I cant believe anyone would say that! I'm constantly rubbing, holding, touching my belly! Its there, ya kinda can't not touch it. What a jack ass. Why do all the crazy people come out of nowhere when your pregnant?