Glamorous Life of a Mother

persephonerose · December 2013

Tonight as I am trying to get D ready for bed he follows me in the bathroom. A normal occurrence now that he is walking. However, I am on my cycle and he seems to be really curious about these new things mommy is messing with. It was like slow mo as I watched him grab for my pants and stick his hand inside to squeeze my feminine hygiene product as I was trying to pee. I'm trying to distract him, wipe off his hand, and take care of myself. I flush, stand up, try to pull my pants up and before I can get the lid closed he has wedged between me and the wall and is playing in the toilet bowl.

What glamorous moments have you had lately?

Maebb · December 2013

I remember one time when I was 5 finding blood on the toilet seat after my mom went to the bathroom and being absolutely terrified that she was hurt. No extra glamorous moments for me lately. The usual - baby poop, snot, and trying to use the bathroom in peace.

lyndsihutson · December 2013

Bleck! Emma pooped in the potty and that really grossed me out. Then she took her snack holder and threw it in the toilet. Its a beautiful life!

ExcitedMum2B · December 2013

Emma pooped in the potty? How did you get that going?

lyndsihutson · December 2013

ExcitedMum2B said:

Emma pooped in the potty? How did you get that going?

@excitedmum2b

She pees on it a few times a day. I started after bed time and naps just sitting her on it in the bath tub so she cant run. Now she will tug at her diaper and ill take it off and sit her on it and she pees. The poop thing came when she woke up and was sitting there. I dont take her off till shes trying to stand up. Just in case shes working on a present for me. It has only happened once, and totally grossed me out. But then again it was a much easier clean up.

ExcitedMum2B · December 2013

That's awesome! Super advanced Emma

kjmommy1214 · December 2013

@persephonerose I haven't had any glamorous moments lately. But I am sure my bathroom buddy, aka my child, would do the same thing.

shella923 · December 2013

M likes to lift my shirt and grab the excess skin on my belly for laughs. :0

shella923 · December 2013

@uconnhuskie007 I think they are!!!! Lol!!!!!

SurpriseAt39 · December 2013

DS gets me toilet paper (tears a square or two off the roll) and puts it in my lap for me.

I'm sure once the new baby comes and I'm bleeding again, he will get into the cupboard to get me pads.
DD used to do that monthly for me.
Very cute, but kinda creepy.

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