August 2013 Moms

TMI Tuesday

Let's bask in the nastiness of Aug'13....
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Re: TMI Tuesday

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  • ^^Winning!!^^
    While we're on the topic. My periods have been insanely heavy since having lo. I cramped for a week before this one started and I seem to be changing tampons every 2-3 hours. That's pretty heavy for me. Wth is up with that?
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  • My last pedi was 2 days before I had lo. My polish is grown out to a reverse French manicure at this point...just color on the tips.
    I've only shaved "down there" once since lo was born. It looks like the 70's and grosses me out...no wonder I don't get excited about the sexy time.
  • I've been throwing up since 3am.
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  • I've been throwing up since 3am.
    Pregnant? ;-)

    That or dying from a stomach bug
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  • Every time I see FIL all I can think about is him (for lack of a better word) jerking it to naughty school girls and I REALLY don't want him touching LO.

    My own personal tmi: I guess the skin in my butt crack ripped a little when I was giving birth. I now have this little paper cut type deal that re-tears if I sit a certain way. Remember the purple butt crack line? Mine graduated to its elite form.

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  • @zever000. I can't even stop thinking about how I would deal with being around YOUR FIL after hearing about his porn. Soooo weird. I don't even KNOW what I would do about MY FIL. Although MIL has bagged him using her computer before. WTF do we, as their "children", know all this?! 

    And also, I don't blame you for not wanting him to touch LO either. It gives me the creeps. 





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  • I have.
    The worst.

    Gas. I keep blaming it on the dog, but I think MH is on to me.

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  • LokiLahve said:
    My last pedi was 2 days before I had lo. My polish is grown out to a reverse French manicure at this point...just color on the tips. I've only shaved "down there" once since lo was born. It looks like the 70's and grosses me out...no wonder I don't get excited about the sexy time.
    This is me exactly.  Plus, I just shaved my legs today for the first time in a month.  The only reason I did it was because I was incredibly embarrassed at the er yesterday when I had to get an ultrasound on my hairy leg.  If it wasn't an old woman who could relate, I would have died.
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  • @maritza707 I shaved my legs about a week ago. They were so hairy I could feel the wind blowing the hair when I walked.  Thankfully my leg hair is blonde so you cant really see it...but still. :-S
  • My boobs were so hard this morning, that I'm pretty sure I could have gone bowling and used them as the ball.
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  • @lokilahve I'm not that lucky, lol.  It was long and dark.  Before I shaved a month ago, I hadn't shaved for two months and it was BAD.
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  • @HauntedRadio. DH and I have been back to DTD for a while now but I agree with you. It's nice and all, but most the time a nap sounds better.
  • @HauntedRadio. DH and I have been back to DTD for a while now but I agree with you. It's nice and all, but most the time a nap sounds better.
  • @BlondiaBia21 I did the same thing a month ago. Except, I was just really lazy and didn't want to leave the house. I used the diapers as pads for 3 days. 

    I can't even get a pedi because I have an infected blister on my right big toe and it won't go away. My prescription ointment isn't even helping! And, it's the stuff the use for MRSA!  I have to go back to my doctor to get a referral to see a specialist. For a blister. FML.
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  • I have had the WORST gas ever the last 3 days. And it hurts my stomach not to let it go. But seriously..smells like burnt tires up in here
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  • LO just pooped all over me. Like a shower of poop everywhere.
  • I have a skin infection at the top of my cleavage. We've been weaning, but now we're officially done. Just the slightest touch makes me cry.
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  • Zever000 said:

    What it feels like when H and I have sex now:


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    I realize that this is super inappropriate, but you have to admit it's pretty funny. Besides, it is tmi Tuesday and I have sense of humour of a 15 year old boy ;)

    In other words, sorry if it offends you :)

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