January 2014 Moms

My husband is an idiot

Because only an idiot would send this to his ready to give birth wife

Re: My husband is an idiot

  • Mine would get licked in the nuts multiple times
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  • thegosiersthegosiers member
    edited December 2013
    Mine would get licked in the nuts multiple times
    Gotta love auto correct! @bellamatson ;)
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  • Facepalm Mr. Wilberbud.

     

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  • That's awesome! Read it my husband! Thanks for the laugh!
  • I have to admit, I laughed and read this to my husband. He totally believes this is true. Jackass.
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  • Oh my husband whole heartedly agrees with Mr. Wilburbud. He may get a kick to the nuts later as a reminder.
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  • My husband read that to me the other day and laaasuughed and laaauuughed. I just stared.
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  • Ok, I thought on this for a bit. I guess since I haven't been through either I can't say for sure but I would let someone punt me in the vag a hundred times* if I could not have to worry about tearing through to my anus, or the possibility of someone taking a scalpel to my abdomen while I'm awake. I think you should ask Mr. Wilbur if those sound like more fun than a kick to the balls.

    *It'd be like a pinata instead of labor, sometimes you crack it open and get a baby the first swing, and then other times it takes 36 hours. 

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    PCOS diagnosed secondary infertility

    BFP #1 (letrozole 2.5mg + ovidrel) February 2016, MMC April 2016 @ 7 weeks

    BFP #2 (letrozole 5mg + ovidrel) July 2016, Beta #1 359, Beta #2 745, Beta #3 11484

    EDD April 9th, 2017

  • MH thought it was hilarious...so I told him to give birth then get back to me.
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  • Tell him that maybe, if he could be continually kicked in the nuts for 24hrs, with each kick becoming increasingly more painful, than MAYBE it would be the same. Not worse, just the same.

    Oh and that you'd be willing to help with this little experiment :)
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  • As I sit in a hospital bed experiencing contractions, I'm going to say no way Mr. Wilburbud! Considering my baby refuses to be anywhere but nestled in my groin/hip and my back is aching, the temporary pain of being kicked in the nuts can't compare. Men...
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  • Boys are dumb.
  • The obvious difference in the 2 is that one produces a baby while the other produces a weepy man child.

    Women "volunteer" to deliver children becaus they don't have a choice. And because the child is worth it. There's no benefit to a man getting kicked in the nuts.
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  • @wilburbud as much as I love u that ish was funny lol!!!!! I don't think ur husband is dumb enough to believe that....most importantly @bellamatson I seriously just spit out my sprite!!!!!!
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    Side note: It is very hard to find gifs/pics that accurately conveys the labor process...

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  • I would kick my husband in the balls if he said this to me. I already used them for what I need, right?! ; )
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    BFP #2 (5/18/13) due 1/26/14. Grow baby grow!
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  • Dh started laughing at this. So I kicked him in nuts...you know, since I'll be giving birth soon, fair is fair. :)

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  • yea.. I'd kick him in the nuts. :-)

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  • bellamatsonbellamatson member
    edited December 2013
    Hahaha in dying right now at my auto correct fail! I just can't! Hahahaha hahahaha
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    Edit:
    Mine should say: wife is an idiot! ;)

    I blame it on the iPhone and lack of sleep.
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  • lol I hope my husband never finds out about this theory!

    And if you kick him, you have my support! Go for it! =)
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  • Lena122 said:

    The obvious difference in the 2 is that one produces a baby while the other produces a weepy man child.

    Women "volunteer" to deliver children becaus they don't have a choice. And because the child is worth it. There's no benefit to a man getting kicked in the nuts.

    Bahahahahaha! This is the perfect way to put this.
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  • Wow... Another vote for kicking him!

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