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  • avidkeoavidkeo member
    BiggerinRealLife said:
    How did you get a guy who watches anal bleached porn without giving blow jobs?
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  • Miss504NOLAMiss504NOLA member
    BJs are gross, but you watch porn? :-/
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  • Stace0616Stace0616 member
    Ladies! This thread has gotten WAY off topic! We need to circle back to vag rejuv!!!

    I for one am curious, GlynnCoco... How would you describe the surgery? Like what do they DO when they are in there????
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  • Miss504NOLAMiss504NOLA member
    ImnAtari said:


    Miss504NOLA said:

    BJs are gross, but you watch porn? :-/

    Never try to understand the troll, just sit back and enjoy the train-wreck.


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  • GlynnCocoGlynnCoco member
    Stace0616 said:
    Ladies! This thread has gotten WAY off topic! We need to circle back to vag rejuv!!! I for one am curious, GlynnCoco... How would you describe the surgery? Like what do they DO when they are in there????
    Thank you!! :)) They just make you a virgin again!! No big deal :))
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  • Stace0616Stace0616 member
    But if you just had a baby, wouldn't the jig be up? Hasn't your hubbi already had your virginity once? Why would he need it again?
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  • KatieGummowKatieGummow member
    Stace0616, it's a secret, you wouldn't understand.
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  • GlynnCocoGlynnCoco member
    Stace0616 said:
    But if you just had a baby, wouldn't the jig be up? Hasn't your hubbi already had your virginity once? Why would he need it again?
    Its just better for everyone!! I can feel like new again instead of a flappy vagina new mom who doesnt take care of herself!! :))
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  • Stace0616Stace0616 member
    KatieGummow said:

    Stace0616, it's a secret, you wouldn't understand.

    It's probably because lost mine sooooo long ago that I forgot what it was like.
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    :^o :-O
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  • BiggerinRealLifeBiggerinRealLife member
    GlynnCoco said:
    Stace0616 said:
    Ladies! This thread has gotten WAY off topic! We need to circle back to vag rejuv!!! I for one am curious, GlynnCoco... How would you describe the surgery? Like what do they DO when they are in there????
    Thank you!! :)) They just make you a virgin again!! No big deal :))
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  • KatieGummowKatieGummow member
    Jessieann1020 said:
    Also who watches porn but says eww to a BJ!?
    Maybe she doesn't like Popsicles...
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    She likes hot dogs.
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  • Medic99Medic99 member
    @bootsiebabe....one word HOTDOG. I hear they make awesome vag plugs to help bake the baby in there longer if you have a flappy vag.
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  • GlynnCocoGlynnCoco member
    bootsiebabe said:
    You guys, now I'm questioning my choice to have a vaginal birth.  How am I going to get a second baby if I have a flappy vagina?  And more importantly, how am I going to keep it in while I'm trying to cook it? 
    Kegels??
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  • GlynnCocoGlynnCoco member
    P&B715 said:
    Hmmmm.... What are your thoughts about BJ's happening in porn?
    I dont care what other people do but it doesnt do anything for me
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    Medic99 said:

    @bootsiebabe....one word HOTDOG. I hear they make awesome vag plugs to help bake the baby in there longer if you have a flappy vag.

    But what if you need to knit? Wouldn't the hot dog get in the way?



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    Sisimama10 said:

    I swear after I had my daughter I was too tight. Not even kidding. It took months for sex to be comfortable again. The last thing I want is to be even tighter. No vag rejuv for me.

    It would be a built-in chastity belt.



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  • GlynnCocoGlynnCoco member
    But really should I be doing kegels for my baby??
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  • avidkeoavidkeo member
    GlynnCoco said:
    But really should I be doing kegels for my baby??
    you're having a c-section? what do you think you will get out of doing kegels????
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    Jessieann1020 said:
    P&B715 said:
    Hmmmm.... What are your thoughts about BJ's happening in porn?
    I dont care what other people do but it doesnt do anything for me
    Well it is supposed to do it for him.....
    Me and hubbi agreed that its not really aprropriate thing for a wife to do
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    edited December 2013
    I just wanted to let you know I admire your dedication to updating your siggy every single day with the countdown to your elective C section, instead of having a ticker. Almost as impressive as your dedication to altering your body to keep your husband happy. Good thing your ILs are loaded! I'm sure vag lifts and anal bleaching aren't cheap!

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  • GlynnCocoGlynnCoco member
    edited December 2013
    Serenla said:
    Jessieann1020 said:
    P&B715 said:
    Hmmmm.... What are your thoughts about BJ's happening in porn?
    I dont care what other people do but it doesnt do anything for me
    Well it is supposed to do it for him.....
    Me and hubbi agreed that its not really aprropriate thing for a wife to do
    I just...so does his hooker on the side do it then?
    Thats not nice!!  X( Hes a very nice man!!
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    Serenla said:
    theres too many rules! I don't think I can keep up. I want to be the best wife possible so... Do kegels and get a vag rejuv for hubs but get a c-section because you don't want to be flappy. Watch porn, and bleach my anus but BJs are strictly for the hooker... did I miss anything? Do I have to hire the hooker for him? Or do I let him get that himself?
    Wait when they are alive they are call girls. It's when they are dead that they are just Hookers. Edit spelling.
    damn i'm screwing up already!
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