Okay, these pregnancy dreams are getting crazier!

BoraBoraBaby · December 2013

Feel like I need a therapist. I was at the beach and I saw a dolphin so I called for it and it came to me. It stayed up near the shore all day and let me splash water over it and snuggle it up. My friends were totally jealous. The next day, we were hanging out under the bleachers at a football game, and things were getting heated and we started kissing. He wasn't totally comfortable making out because he was Amish and I was not. WHAT?!?!

cupcake529 · December 2013

Lol that's awesome! Wish my dreams were funny instead of so serious... had a dream my bf kissed another woman right in front of me so I did what any woman would do... I beat them both with a chair! Woke up angry, poor guy had no clue what he did!

Yingyanglove · December 2013

My dreams are super crazy too! I only remember them clearly if I get up and use the restroom in the middle of the night.
My dream last night I was just a jerk to some really nice people at church

Moroccogal · December 2013

2 nights ago I was playing basketball for England in the Olympics and we won the semifinal and had to fly to Venezuela to play against the USA for the gold medal.
Last night my husband and I adopted a 3 week old baby from Africa.

1982Babies · December 2013

Lesbian dreams were mentioned here yesterday. I dreamed I was at some party and all of a sudden everyone started having lesbian sexy time, and then we got a phone call that they needed the medical records for a patient, which were all over the floor in the form of poppy seeds.

JannaGatliff · December 2013

I talk in my sleep, now I talk more often. It amuses my husband, he likes to mess with me and try to make me talk more. The other night I exclaimed "you're so muddy!" I dreamt my cat had super muddy paws.
I had a dream my sister was having twins. I dreamt she went to her ultrasound and I asked how it went, she said " the doctor said they're doing good" I was like "THEY'RE?! How many of you have in there?!"
My mom said to not mention that one to my sister (she might panick, lol)

hope1017 · December 2013

This week I started having all types of crazy dreams. One of them was I was able to have X-ray vision and saw my heart as well as my baby's heart pumping inside of me. I freaked out because the baby's heart was almost the same size as my heart and from there I noticed the baby was way too big for me. That night I had like 3-4 different dreams. All were completely different. One of them I actually started laughing in my sleep because it was that hilarious.

beff12 · December 2013

I had a dream that every single one of my students moved in to our house. Nightmare!!

V1981 · December 2013

I keep having sex dreams. Obviously I'm deprived, but I think I woke up this morning grinding on my body pillow.

andyandrachel · December 2013

I had dream last night that I was having an affair with a fat, old professor I had in college. With my last pregnancy I kept having sex dreams about my boss (who I was not at all attracted to). I felt so weird about it I told my husband and he laughed at me. Best reaction I could have hoped for really.

RichLab · December 2013

OMG!! you are telling me! I could write a book! my dreams are dark...dead people, creepy faces, hunted houses, DH getting shot in the head. I've only had one awesome dream and it was a Marie Osmond dream hahaha! but REALLY my dreams include dead people in victorian outfits, i had a nun hunt my dreams a two nights ago, and when i woke up, she was there! I had a dream that DH got shot in the back of the head and when I ran to him, it was Channing Tatum! WHAT?! but that dream was RIDIC cos it was so real! i felt everything, I could smell everything! I even asked him the next morning "was I sleep walking?" he said I had not moved all night. Before I got my BFP, I had a dream that my grandmother was letting me know that I already was, grandma passed away two years ago. I had one person in my dreams almost every night before and since i got my BFP, he has not shown up in my dreams. i am still waiting to have a dream with him in it.

[Deleted User] · December 2013

Apparently on Tuesday nights I have sex dreams so wild I wake myself up moaning. Just woke my hubby up at 3:30 because I was SO horny. Glad he didn't complain too much! Something about being at a swinger style hotel but the staff are there to service you and I was getting some full on attention! First from another woman and then some beefy dude all apparently while my husband was sleeping in our hotel room! Crazy!

briemulligan · December 2013

Last night: My boss and I were in the house I grew up in eating white chocolate flavored gummy bears while 2 of my coworkers watched basketball in the living room with 2 old ladies. The back deck was filled with emus that pooped gigantic grubs with enormous horns. Later on, one of my past coworkers brought me chocolate covered Good N Plentys with fruit flavored shells. Why all the candy? I don't even crave any sweets!

alygoo615 · December 2013

Lol- you started making out with an Amish dolphin?! I think I missed a word or something...

lauralynn710 · December 2013

Haha and I am having strange dreams too! Last nights was literally a movie inside of my head... And I wasn't even in it.

BoraBoraBaby · December 2013

alygoo615 said:
Lol- you started making out with an Amish dolphin?! I think I missed a word or something...

Oh yes, hot and heavy with an Amish dolphin.

TurtleMonsters · December 2013

I wish mine were funny too! I was having an interesting time in one this morning, then my mom called in the dream, disappointed about something major I had done and refused to speak and tell me what it was. It took a while this am to get it out of my head that I didn't need to search my brain for what the hell I had done to her!

pammyxjean · December 2013

LOL hilarious! Pregnancy dreams are awesome (most the time) All mine are sexual.. so I won't go there, but with my first son, every single dream had lions in it somehow, EVERY ONE! It was insane!!! Every night I was like, wonder what my crazy lion dreams will bring me tonight! so crazy!

CandieH1023 · December 2013

I had a dream my MIL was alive and revield that my husband was a gypsy and our wedding wasn't fitting so she planned us this HUGE gypsy wedding and I hated my dress cause it was hot pink an leopard and I gave birth at the alter to a toddler...

EleanorKr · December 2013

I had a sex dream last night about Ted, the balding lawyer from scrubs.

Knbh · December 2013

I wish I could have sex dreams! Instead I have horrible dreams about my husband leaving me for his exwife, people breaking into my house (with my gun inaccessable), and various other vulnerability themed dreams.

Lres55 · December 2013

I had a dream that I was Joan Rivers assistant helping her plan topics to talk about on her show....also, in the same night I had a dream that I had to help decapitate 5 blue stuffed animal horses then sew their heads back on backwards before we could bury them...odd

melitabonita · December 2013

I had a dream last night that Macklemore kidnapped me. He put me in the trunk of a car and somehow while in the trunk I shrunk down (like I dream of Jeannie in her lamp) Took me to a hotel somewhere (I was normal size again at this point) and had me make these weird wax costume things, and then abandoned me at the hotel while I was taking a shower.

It all felt so real too. What the heck....lol

Maybebaby7575 · December 2013

While the themes of my dreams have been varying wildly (surprise job interview, robbers breaking in, etc.), they have all involved ex-boyfriends or crushes. Like from years ago! People I haven't thought about in forever. Sometimes I can't even remember I'm married, or if I can remember I'm married I can't remember who I'm married to! Lol

this+gamer+chick · December 2013

I also wish my dreams were cool or something. Mine are all about my DH being a jerk, or leaving, usually in the rudest and most disrespectful way possible, while telling me stuff like there's nothing I can do about it and calling me names. Definitely a vulnerability theme. On the rare occasion I have a cool dream, my stupid alarm goes off (usually at the moment when the best part is right about to happen).

jensavicci · December 2013

Last night I dreamt that my floor was an underwater tank so it was like I could walk on water. And there was a shark who kept trying to break through the tank and eat us whenever we came into the living room lol it was strange and scary.

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