TMI Tuesday

BlondieBia21 · December 2013

Please tell us gross things about you so we can all get a good laugh... Or good throw up, because sometimes these make me gag.

MitsB707 · December 2013

Little man has been comfort nursing all night for the past few days since he's been sick. Apparently this has helped my supply issues that I've had lately but man do my boobs hurt! I got up this morning with a rack that could rival Dolly Parton, and that's after nursing!

Also, I have gas. It's bad, but my little guy has it worse. Yesterday he managed to totally turn me off to ham, egg, and cheese breakfast sandwiches. First it was the ham farts. Then it was the egg farts. Guess it's back to cereal for me, lol

BlondieBia21 · December 2013

I coughed so hard I peed a little. I didn't even have a vaginal birth to blame it on. My body has no control anymore.

MommyAmes2 · December 2013

Totally felt great picking this massive booger out of C's nose. Then I had to examine it, it was just SO big. Then I wonder.. How on earth was she breathing with such a big thing up her nose?

V&G101808 · December 2013

In other booger news... I suctioned a HUGE wet one out of N's nose last night. Usually they don't gross me out but this sucker was massive it looked like a tiny green gooey planet.

I made a gagging face, I couldn't help it!

MinnesotaMomma91 · December 2013

I had the flu over the weekend. I was throwing up oit one end and shitting liquid out the other.

MommyAmes2 · December 2013

V&G101808 said:

In other booger news... I suctioned a HUGE wet one out of N's nose last night. Usually they don't gross me out but this sucker was massive it looked like a tiny green gooey planet.
I made a gagging face, I couldn't help it!

C sneezed this morning and gallons of snot came out.... DS runs away, "I'm going to vomit.." lol

LokiLahve · December 2013

Last weds I had some incontinence while pumping at work....more than a little. I was wearing tights and a sweater dress...so I had to continue the rest of the day in pissy tights. Thankfully it was in the afternoon but still #-o

kkay1982 · December 2013

I have had so much gas since LO was born. I just don't understand it. But at least I can blame the baby, DH on the other hand has no excuse.

TeacherMom210 · December 2013

Continuing on in the booger vein, I keep finding them in DD's nose but she wants to keep them. She ate one after I got it out of her nose but before I could get it off of her face.

Now I'm sick (got it from DH) . and my own snot this morning was like a milky color. Hopefully this will go away soon. And I have my period with some pretty bad cramps. : ( At least it's a snow day today (hooray!) and only 3 more days until Christmas vacation!

nnikki10 · December 2013

DD has had diaper rash. I've been using baby aquaphor. So I wipe her bum, air it out, put some aquaphor on it, and us same finger to then rub leftover aquaphor on my chapped lips. Her rash is almost gone and my lips are no longer chapped. I love aquaphor.

Revez · December 2013

I'm still bleeding. It's been FOUR FLUCKING MONTHS!!! I'm amazed I haven't died of anemia yet.

And for old times sake:

sfeebs13 · December 2013

suchgreatheights324 said:

I'm on my period. It's worse than my others pp.

This. This is my 3rd period in 6weeks. This one is serious.

Weaning I think has totally fucked my hormones all up.

A different note: I haven't nursed or pumped in at least a week and half and I pumped 5oz last night put the cap on the bottle, it slipped out of my hand and the cap busted off of the top and I lost a lil more than 3oz. Back during the crying over spilled milk, I had an oversupply, plus I was sooo careful... DF didn't understand why I was so upset. I thought 5oz for no stimulation in a few weeks was good. I was going to give it to DD for breakfast.

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V&G101808 · December 2013

My spanx are in the wash and all I had to wear to work today was a wrap dress. Without the spanx underneath I feel like my butt is just a big jiggly mess.

I'm the Mango to her JLo.

sfeebs13 · December 2013

@V&G101808 & @MommyAmes2 DD doesn't have boogers or a snotty nose that I need to suck out. Every now and then she has one I can get with my finger but thats it..

Should I be sucking anyway? or should I be worried about her not being snotty, or just be grateful? ..lol

HermansWife · December 2013

I'm amazed that I have any hair left on my head. I pulled a golf ball sized wad out of the shower drain this morning, followed by a huge handful gathered off of the floor and counters after I was done blow drying my hair. I really, really don't want to be bald!

starshower22 · December 2013

DD's snot that has been clogging up her sinuses is finally coming out. Unfortunately the majority of it drains down her throat to her stomach so it comes out later in disgustingly snotty poop. And while normal crap doesn't smell good by any means, snot filled crap is infinitely worse.

AprilRaine · December 2013

starshower22 said:
DD's snot that has been clogging up her sinuses is finally coming out. Unfortunately the majority of it drains down her throat to her stomach so it comes out later in disgustingly snotty poop. And while normal crap doesn't smell good by any means, snot filled crap is infinitely worse.

This... Except change baby to regular food eating toddler. The snot that doesn't get wiped on the furniture & mommy gets swallowed & turns to the most rancid crap diaper ever. Would it be wrong to air him out bareassed on the patio along with the diaper genie?

V&G101808 · December 2013

HermansWife said:

I'm amazed that I have any hair left on my head. I pulled a golf ball sized wad out of the shower drain this morning, followed by a huge handful gathered off of the floor and counters after I was done blow drying my hair. I really, really don't want to be bald!

You and me both!!! The hair ball that is growing in the upstairs bathroom trash can is insane (that's where I do my hair in the mornings).

I love my hair. Please don't leave me! I'm scared of being bald!

V&G101808 · December 2013

sfeebs13 said:

@V&G101808 & @MommyAmes2 DD doesn't have boogers or a snotty nose that I need to suck out. Every now and then she has one I can get with my finger but thats it..
Should I be sucking anyway? or should I be worried about her not being snotty, or just be grateful? ..lol

Hmmm... I'm not sure if it's normal or not normal. DS doesn't get them often but we can hear when he's got something fluttering inside his nose. That's when we bust the sucker out. Most times the little dry boogers I can pick out with my fingers.

Coconuthead · December 2013

My hair is falling out and what's left on my head hates me. It is frizzy and almost impossible to run a brush through. I can almost see the appeal of shaving it off, Brittany Spears style.

Eta: typing on my phone sucks

TurtleMomma · December 2013

MH named my two massive hemarrhoids North Dakota and South Dakota.

TurtleMomma · December 2013

Also, because of the aforementioned hemis I'm taking a laxative and fiber supplement with my protein drink. I call it my "shit shake". The drink is conveniently brown because it is chocolate.

BlondieBia21 · December 2013

TurtleMomma said:

Also, because of the aforementioned hemis I'm taking a laxative and fiber supplement with my protein drink. I call it my "shit shake". The drink is conveniently brown because it is chocolate.

LiylaRae · December 2013

I went to go squirt SO with my breast milk just because and I squirted myself in the eye. My evil plan backfired! :-?

tts432462 · December 2013

I stuck my fingers in baby poop today while wrapping up a dirty diaper to put in the diaper genie. I guess I'm past the new mom phase because I didn't think twice about it. It just seemed normal.

Edited to clarify - I should say it didn't gross me out. It's never normal to stick your fingers in poop!

MitsB707 · December 2013

Dh and I were in the bathroom with lo getting some Tylenol and sucking out some boogies. DS laughed and farted, which made me laugh and fart. Well, apparently I hotboxed DS and dh as I was closest to the door and DS did not eat chicken parm. Smh at myself.

kanned0121 · December 2013

I don't know what's going on with my butt/body... One day I've got the trots the next day or two I'm a bloated constipated mess. My body needs to make up it's damn mind.

PB102012 · December 2013

HermansWife said:
I'm amazed that I have any hair left on my head. I pulled a golf ball sized wad out of the shower drain this morning, followed by a huge handful gathered off of the floor and counters after I was done blow drying my hair. I really, really don't want to be bald!

I am right there with you!! I hate it!

sftbllstr87 · December 2013

KatieS7 said:
@chattychiqa I LOVE my boobs when I first wake up in the morning. They are full, firm, and perky. But as soon as LO eats they go back to saggy, flat, and floppy. I'm only 26 but my boobs are that of an 80 yr old.

I am glad I'm not the only one! Every morning in like hmm I would love my boobs to be this big and perky all the time, of course I would love everything else to shrink a bit more..

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