WTF work pants. Why do you all have a 3-button closure plus a zipper? Since I had LOs, when I have to pee, I have to pee NOW. Yet another reason why it's OK to still be wearing maternity pants.
WTF self. You knew DS wasn't feeling well and had already thrown up once, yet you held him up above your head all "weee" and shit and look what you get. :-& Baby vomit in your mouth and all over yourself. Freaking idiot.
WTF self. You knew DS wasn't feeling well and had already thrown up once, yet you held him up above your head all "weee" and shit and look what you get. :-& Baby vomit in your mouth and all over yourself. Freaking idiot.
I can't help but laugh. These husbands of ours seem to need to learn some things the hard way.
wtf baby. I know you have a stuffy nose and lots of drainage....which is causing you to cough and choke. But could you please stop coughing so much you throw up? Especially after eating? Mama is working hard to make that breastmilk and it's sad to see you throw up. Going to the dr 4 times in 4 weeks isn't fun (but I'd take you everyday if needed). Let's get healthy and stay healthy, k?! Thanks.
Edit-Maybe it should be wtf germs-stay away from my baby.
wtf self. I know it's Christmas and all, but you've got no job until the beginning of the year, stop spending money like it's unlimited!!! somebody help me, it's way too easy to buy things for S and I need self control.
WTH amazon? Stop sending me emails saying "you might like this and its on sale". I'm going broke because of you!
WTH sister's douchey baby daddy? You have my nephew for Christmas Eve and day, then sister asks you if you can trade days so that we can have our family Christmas together the following Saturday you tell her that she should have thought of that when they were in mediation. Sister is going to use that line the next time you want to trade days for whatever reason.
Wtf DH why the hell did you insist on stopping at your mom and dads when they might have the stomach flu?? I know you're obsessed with them but cut the fuckin cord already.
wtf Mother Nature ... I haven't had my period in months and you pick today to return ?! Are you effing serious ? The day my H comes home.. I can't even..
WTF face- you're ruining everything right now with you little spot of shingles. Now no one wants to be around me at Christmas because I'm a big walking disease :-/
Huge WTF SIL- get the hell over yourself and stop trying to ruin Chrustmas by not letting anyone over to your mom's house who has been near Emmett. The likely hood of Emmett getting chicken pox and passing it onto them, who then pass it on to your toddler is super frickin slim. Well, I hope you enjoy flying out for Christmas to see ONE person. Also, quit trying to make me feel bad for this when you're a non-vaxer. Maybe from now on when you come to visit Em won't be allowed near your kid because who knows what diseases he could be carrying!!
WTH amazon? Stop sending me emails saying "you might like this and its on sale". I'm going broke because of you!
WTH sister's douchey baby daddy? You have my nephew for Christmas Eve and day, then sister asks you if you can trade days so that we can have our family Christmas together the following Saturday you tell her that she should have thought of that when they were in mediation. Sister is going to use that line the next time you want to trade days for whatever reason.
First of all please know that I think you're great and am not picking a fight. ...but...I did giggle a little at your choice to censor yourself and say WTH instead of WTF, then use the word 'douchey'
Ha I didn't even notice that. I always send WTH texts to my mom so they are a habit and I would get scolded with a WTF. WTH even autocorrects for me to all caps. I'm definitely not a fucking prude
WTF dad- thanks for infecting the whole family with your cold. You could have mentioned you were sick before you came over. I couldn't kick you out when you drove 2.5 hours
Re: WTF Wednesday
Oh no, that was all me.
Edit-Maybe it should be wtf germs-stay away from my baby.
WTH amazon? Stop sending me emails saying "you might like this and its on sale". I'm going broke because of you!
WTH sister's douchey baby daddy? You have my nephew for Christmas Eve and day, then sister asks you if you can trade days so that we can have our family Christmas together the following Saturday you tell her that she should have thought of that when they were in mediation. Sister is going to use that line the next time you want to trade days for whatever reason.
If you get our baby sick I'm gonna kick your ass.
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Huge WTF SIL- get the hell over yourself and stop trying to ruin Chrustmas by not letting anyone over to your mom's house who has been near Emmett. The likely hood of Emmett getting chicken pox and passing it onto them, who then pass it on to your toddler is super frickin slim. Well, I hope you enjoy flying out for Christmas to see ONE person.
Also, quit trying to make me feel bad for this when you're a non-vaxer. Maybe from now on when you come to visit Em won't be allowed near your kid because who knows what diseases he could be carrying!!
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Yah... I think you're wrong.
Edit to add a wink.
WTF house clean yourself