Have you seen my brain?

susieandmarty · December 2013

In the past week

1) I have forgotten my purse in the car and Dh drove it two hours away to his lunch meeting.

2) retrieved said purse, and then went to the grocery store without remembering I removed the wallet at home

3) I cannot find my keys and I am going slightly mad. Seriously I'm
Crazy

Lauren716 · December 2013

My brain is lost too, and I feel like my motor skills are not far behind. It is probably not safe for me to be driving! It has all happened over the past week. I hear myself having conversations with my co-workers and what is coming out of my mouth is not what I am thinking in my head and my parking jobs are getting worse by the day. Thank goodness not too much longer!!

Tess024 · December 2013

I almost left for work w/o putting on a shirt.... so I'm there too!!

It's almost over!!

thegosiers · December 2013

I have...

1) Realized wallet is at home only after filling a Target shopping cart full of stuff.
2) Apparently forgotten how to drive.
3) On varying days have forgotten to apply deodorant, or mascara, or to give a f**k about blow drying my hair.

mj0413 · December 2013

I feel totally brain dead, like I'm living in a fog. People say things to me and it takes me a while to process. I cannot wait to feel like a semi-intelligent human being again.

MrsGraham06 · December 2013

I left my work laptop at home, and didn't realize until I was almsot at work. It's an hour away. I worked around it this morning because of meetings and pot luck, but I'm now back home.

susieandmarty · December 2013

Woohoo. Dh found my keys. if I could only find my missing glove, which I just realized I lost

RedSaffron · December 2013

I couldn't find our TV remote and actually got out our recliner (which is hard nowadays) and walked around our room trying to find it. It was in my hand....
ETA: apparently I forgot how to use my grammar and put in words too.

megngregk · December 2013

I tried three separate coupons at Ulta today because apparently I couldn't figure out what date it was. One was expired, one is for future use.

Then I looked like an idiot standing there with a pen waiting to sign the credit card slip after I had already put my pin in the card reader and the cashier had given me my bag and receipt.

And I walked into the door that clearly said pull.

Not my best trip to Ulta.

4lilmunchkins · December 2013

Today I opened the microwave and started at it for a few seconds before realizing what I wanted was a box of cereal in the cupboard below the microwave. Then, when I finished pouring the milk into the bowl I threw the whole gallon of milk into the garbage can.

moosebaby2011 · December 2013

I walked out to the mailbox to send a couple of things, only to realize I left the envelopes in the house. Then I couldn't find the envelopes and spent about 10 minutes looking, and checked the refrigerator, garbage can, and kitchen cabinets because I just could not remember where I could possibly have put them. The mail was still sitting on the desk.

MrsGraham06 · December 2013

@annnikasoon - I've had the same problem with the days this week. I think I'm just really excited to get my hair done on Friday!

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