Community› The Bump Month Clubs› January 2014 Moms
January 2014 Moms
New Discussion

Now THIS is a birth plan (link)

Re: Now THIS is a birth plan (link)

  • RedSaffronRedSaffron member
    Omg, what a birth plan hahaha!
    Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker
    Report Reply
  • Loading the player...
  • bee1916bee1916 member
    Oh my, this was an actual LOL! I absolutely had to send this on to DH!
    image
    Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker
    image
    Met & fell in love in '02 l Married in '10
    Our first is in Heaven- we said goodbye in September 2012
    Report Reply
  • CarmlvsjoseCarmlvsjose member
    My favorite is the part about escorting Jeff out of the room if the baby appears to be black...and to go get the real daddy!

    Freaking hilarious!!!
    Report Reply
  • cpm1223cpm1223 member
    Hahah love this!

    image

    Missing Our July Sparkler
    BFP#1-11/12/12, MMC 1/16/13-baby stopped growing @ 9wks, found out at 13wks, D&E 1/25/13
    BFP#2-4/23/13 EDD-01/02/14 baby BOY born 12/31/13 Michael Cameron <3

    Report Reply
  • Deblondie1Deblondie1 member
    Hahahahahaha
    __________________________________________________________________________________________ 

    Lilypie Third Birthday tickers Lilypie First Birthday tickers  
    Report Reply
  • HkulaHkula member
    Jamie would like Jeff to do the pushing whenever possible.

    Haha love it!
    photo 750f3c1a-2ade-403a-a0f5-dc1db83a8c08_zps3b41b396.jpgphoto 823a6982-64ae-4aeb-8830-c03461e6d517_zps5e065d1f.jpgphoto 53bf98f1-e49e-4c67-acd7-61db3c981d79_zps7cd2176b.jpg
    Report Reply
  • megs12914megs12914 member
    Awesome.
    Married 3/5/11
    BFP: 6/19/12, D&C 8/23/12
    BFP: 5/17/13, Born 12/16/2013
    Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker

    imageimageimage
    January Siggy Challenge: When I am done breastfeeding...




    Report Reply
  • ksonneksonne member
    Really funny!
    image


    image
    Report Reply
  • csandroocsandroo member
    Bahahahahah ... I loved "we want the baby bathed in our presence in San Pellegrino"
    Report Reply
  • heather52904heather52904 member
    Awesome

    TTC Since 8/2011
    BFP #1 5/13/12 * EDD 1/24/13 * MC at 7 wks 4 days on 6/11/12
    BFP #2 5/13/13 * Current EDD 1/23/14

    Baby N born 2/8/14


    imageimage

    Lilypie - (HD7B)

     

     

    Report Reply
  • cowscrubcowscrub member
    That's hilarious!! Wonder if they turned it into their nursing staff/hospital and what the reactions were.. Lol!
    Report Reply
  • MamaP19MamaP19 member
    Seriously, this is hilarious! I almost want to take it in as a joke. 

    "Please don’t put the baby on a scale, as we don’t want her to have the same body image issues as her fat mom."
    Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker
    Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker
    Report Reply
  • AnnikaD20AnnikaD20 member
    In the event of a Cesarean, please practice Western medicine.

    I may steal that one.
    DS1 12/30/13
    Miscarriage 3/15 at 10 weeks
    BFP 7/23/15 EDD 4/3/16
    Report Reply
  • ashleywizashleywiz member
    Solid gold. 

    "IMPORTANT: if the baby appears to be black, please immediately escort Jeff out of the room and bring in Jeremy Rayburn from the 5th Floor waiting area."  Bahaha! 
    CafeMom Tickers
    Report Reply
  • megngregkmegngregk member
    Omg, I'm dying over here! That's amazing. I'm not even sure what my favorite part is.

    Cursing the heavens, why was I not born hilariously witty?
    Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker

    imageimage


    Report Reply
  • WinnieellaWinnieella member
    Hahaha.
     ***********************************************************************************************
      blogbutton badge!!!
    Lilypie Premature Baby tickers
    Report Reply
  • kiki1978kiki1978 member
    Best birth plan ever! I laughed so hard I thought I would wake up DH.
    Anniversary

    Lilypie Second Birthday tickers
    Lilypie Pregnancy tickers
    Report Reply
  • Kc101212Kc101212 member
    Amazingggg!
    ________________________________________________________________________________________________

    J14's January Signature Challenge: Favorite Post-Delivery Indulgence

    image

    image

    image

    Our little Princess is due 1.29.14
    image
    Report Reply
  • brideandbrevebrideandbreve member
    I'm so glad I continued reading past, "Thank you and congratulations for being on shift for the birth of our child." This was actually pretty effin' funny. :)
    Lilypie First Birthday tickersimage
    partial molar pregnancy : bfp 6.28.10, d/c 8.17.10, 7 rounds methotrexate, cleared 7.1.11
    alexander patrick : bfp 1.16.12, born 9.20.12 @ 39w1d, 7 lbs./11 oz./22 in.
    scarlett irene elizabeth : bfp 5.24.13, born 2.3.14 @ 41w2d, 7 lbs./13 oz./19 in.
    Report Reply
  • mrsjennimrsjenni member
    I've read this at least a hundred times since it was blogged a few years ago and it just never gets old.  Love it.
    ________________________________________________________________


    Carter Robert 7.18.08 | Brynn Sophia 5.24.10 | Reid Joseph 9.10.12 | Emerson Mae 1.27.14

    image
    image
    image
    Report Reply
  • Munchie2.0Munchie2.0 member
    love this! 




















    Report Reply
  • moosebaby2011moosebaby2011 member
    edited December 2013
    Love this:

    "The following people, who were with us at conception, will again be in the room with us today: Jeff’s mom; Jeff’s sister; Jeff’s sister’s friend, Melanie (plus 2); Jeff Koons"

    Must have been a heck of a party...
    OHM born 12/16/11, BAM born 1/10/14, mmc 06/30/15
    BabyFruit Ticker
    Report Reply
  • MissRdotSMissRdotS member
    Haha this is awesome! I was going to skip the birth plan, except for my midwife actually request we fill out a sheet she gave us and make 3 copies for the people on call. Ours is definitely much more laid back ha. 
                                                                                                                         

    December Siggy Challenge: Love Actually

    image

    Married DH: April 21 2012 // Expecting our first: Jan 20 2014
    BabyFetus Ticker

    image

    BabyFruit Ticker
                                                                                                                         

    Report Reply
  • AshleyDollAshleyDoll member
    That is hilarious! I especially liked the part about "if the baby appears to be black". Oh wowzers!
    Lilypie Kids Birthday tickers Lilypie Kids Birthday tickers Lilypie Kids Birthday tickers Lilypie Fourth Birthday tickers Lilypie Third Birthday tickers Lilypie Pregnancy tickers
     
    Report Reply
This discussion has been closed.
Choose Another Board
Search Boards
"
"