What do you call it?

PongoLePond · December 2013

Partly out of boredom and curiosity and partly cause my BF put me on the spot last night as to why I never specifically refer to his nether regions. So what do you call your hubs member?

StefMurph · December 2013

Cock

HFrizzle · December 2013

Penis...are we suppose to name it? That sounds dumb to me.

mjvalenz21 · December 2013

I call it my cocky.

elllaf · December 2013

HFrizzle said:
Penis...are we suppose to name it? That sounds dumb to me.

This !

PongoLePond · December 2013

HFrizzle said:

Penis...are we suppose to name it? That sounds dumb to me.

That's kinda what I thought but he told me I sounded clinical so I thought I'd see if I was the weird one.

Ycu2013 · December 2013

Louisville Slugger.

PongoLePond · December 2013

beernifer said:

Bc I am slowly writing a trashy romance novel. We jokingly call it his Titanic Lance.

Points for creativity!

RedZee · December 2013

Ricki Ticki Tembo Nosarembo Chari Bari Ruchi Pip Peri Pembo - that's what's tattooed on it.

Amjoy25 · December 2013

Penis...are we suppose to name it? That sounds dumb to me.

chelseyestelle · December 2013

Baby carrot.

Just kidding. No name penis magee over here.

carawasa · December 2013

this came to mind...

EmJ&B · December 2013

chelseyestelle said:
Baby carrot.

Dead.

Gatorsgirl731 · December 2013

Paul

As in Bunyan and his mighty axe.

jnsmith85 · December 2013

My DH jokingly calls it his ting ting.

SnoopyLuv · December 2013

If I"m talking about it in general I guess I say penis or dick? But if he's getting ready to enter the garden of delight, it's most definitely cock.

sooner1981 · December 2013

Is anyone old enough to have flashbacks to "Dawson" in Varsity Blues rattling off all the names of his penis in sex Ed class?

Just me?

acethebase · December 2013

Nothing, my new goal in life is not to provoke him.

allisonty11 · December 2013

It's been named Cecil since before we got together. I have NEVER referred to it by that name and I have never asked him why...

jennlin · December 2013

Thingy. Because I'm 7 years old.

taylormarie923 · December 2013

Lia1303 said:

RedZee said:
Ricki Ticki Tembo Nosarembo Chari Bari Ruchi Pip Peri Pembo - that's what's tattooed on it.
Dead. I love that book.

Same.

Gatorsgirl731 · December 2013

sooner1981 said:
Is anyone old enough to have flashbacks to "Dawson" in Varsity Blues rattling off all the names of his penis in sex Ed class?

Just me?

Me! And swoon. The cop car and the cowboy hat. Thanks for reminding me.

RedZee · December 2013

Lia1303 said:

Ricki Ticki Tembo Nosarembo Chari Bari Ruchi Pip Peri Pembo - that's what's tattooed on it.
Dead. I love that book. Penis or junk depending on the context.

I wasn't sure anyone would know it.

BrittanyCupcakes · December 2013

Penis. I'm not much for dirty talk and feel ridiculous saying cock or dick.

kcs7 · December 2013

I called it dingaling and sang him the my dingaling song. He didnt believe it was a song so I googled it and we had a good laugh. Im also like 5, not even 7, I'll call it peter or weiner or just plain ole penis.

bkeane619 · December 2013

It

taylormarie923 · December 2013

RedZee said:

Lia1303 said:

RedZee said:
Ricki Ticki Tembo Nosarembo Chari Bari Ruchi Pip Peri Pembo - that's what's tattooed on it.
Dead. I love that book.

Penis or junk depending on the context.

I wasn't sure anyone would know it.

My copy is held together with tape and sitting on LO's bookshelf waiting for him to read it. I love that book so much part of a tattoo of mine is based on it.

pmarie33 · December 2013

bkeane619 said:
It

Ditto

yesthisiskim0401 · December 2013

"Not gonna happen".

As in:
H: "Hey, do you wanna go upstairs and play..."
Me: "not gonna happen"

H: "Remember when we first got together and you would..."
Me: "not gonna happen".

And a gif for good measure

Alexandrap · December 2013

I called it Johnny Appleseed once. He did not approve. Now I stick to dick, cock, penis, and junk depending on the situation.

mrsbrooksie · December 2013

I'm not sure I've ever brought his nether region up in general conversation?

Side note: DH does call DS testicles his "jollies"...I'm still trying to figure this one out.

pmarie33 · December 2013

yesthisiskim0401 said:
"Not gonna happen".

As in:
H: "Hey, do you wanna go upstairs and play..."
Me: "not gonna happen"

H: "Remember when we first got together and you would..."
Me: "not gonna happen".

And a gif for good measure

I had to double check that I didn't write this because we have the exact same conversation.

Shortie24 · December 2013

jnsmith85 said:
My DH jokingly calls it his ting ting.

Love Jo Koy!

MrsStuessyWI · December 2013

Pretty much just penis. Sometimes jokingly dick or maybe cock.

We have a code name for it though, so every once and awhile we can talk about it in public and get a little thrill.

code name: true love

"Babe, I really appreciate true love."

Palereadhead · December 2013

MrsStuessyWI said:

Pretty much just penis. Sometimes jokingly dick or maybe cock.

We have a code name for it though, so every once and awhile we can talk about it in public and get a little thrill.

code name: true love

"Babe, I really appreciate true love."

seriously read this as your hubs telling you he appreciates cock.... Hahahaha, yupp. Now I'm the 7 year old

kcs7 · December 2013

So I was just sitting here telling dh about this and he said did you reply? "Yes" I said. Then he asked "did you tell them your drunken name? "
TILLYWHACKERRRRRRRR
Yes. I used to call it tillywhacker in a very loud voice. But only in front of our best friends. Laughter is good medicine.

Mae208 · December 2013

Ben. As in- Ben there, done that.

Drea2892 · December 2013

"My shit" or if I'm picking with him I'll call it mr winky. Back a lonnnng time ago when we first got together and used to smoke regularly I nicknamed it Popeye cuz spinach (green stuff) makes the real Popeye strong and weed (also green stuff) made his strong lol

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