WTF Wednesday

Pokedot · December 2013

I NEED this today.

WTF kid. You were sleeping so good and now you wake up at 6am every morning when usually it's 7:30 sometimes 8am and won't go to bed until at least 8:30/9pm. I realize I have this way better than some of you but after being spoiled for so long it's hard to give it up!

WTF? I have hemorrhoids. There I said it. The things SUCK so bad! I never had them while pregnant and all of the sudden I get them. On a side note anyone recommend a solution for these?

WTF cold weather. My car said -1* without windchill this morning. It's too cold to do anything and all I wanted to do is crawl back in bed.

WTF cats. Usually you get locked in the basement in the morning while I get ready because otherwise you're in/out of the bedroom 150,000x. Now you won't fall for the old "let's get fed trick" so we can lock you in. Therefore you're in the bedroom 150,000x. You are driving me CRAZY!

And for good measure WTF self! Stop eating all the things! You're pants don't have much more give left to them. My butt needs to see a treadmill, stat!

tyrannasaurusjess · December 2013

WTF Jasper... you went to bed an hour and a half later than usual last night, you woke up in the MOTN and stayed up for a half hour--very uncharacteristic of you--and you STILL thought it was cool to get up 40 minutes earlier than normal this morning? Ugh.

Pokedot · December 2013

jessk86 said:

WTF Jasper... you went to bed an hour and a half later than usual last night, you woke up in the MOTN and stayed up for a half hour--very uncharacteristic of you--and you STILL thought it was cool to get up 40 minutes earlier than normal this morning? Ugh.

There has to be something in the air right? Gah!

MarisaKathleen · December 2013

WTF childhood friend who happens to be the cousin of my HS ex. We started planning a get together a month ago and now because cousin is going to be in town the same day you might not be coming? You'll be spending Christmas together, you can't give the rest of us 3 hours on a fucking Monday night?

It's been 12 years since I graduated HS and ex and I apparently still can't even talk about each other without discontent. This is on his side, not mine. I could care less. It was a HS relationship FFS. How can you be that scarred?!

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Hyaline · December 2013

This was yesterday. But WTF people who cancel plans last minute! I was supposed to meet three other mom friends for breakfast with the kids and NONE of them showed. They all posted last-minute to fucking Facebook that they weren't coming. Maybe it's just because I don't have a smartphone, or because I was driving half an hour regardless and would have left after they posted, but that is douchey.

Especially when your excuse is "it snowed and it's cold!" Well, yeah, it does that in winter. If you can't deal, don't make plans.

DD and I had a nice breakfast.

pharmer78 · December 2013

Hyaline said:

This was yesterday. But WTF people who cancel plans last minute! I was supposed to meet three other mom friends for breakfast with the kids and NONE of them showed.

*stuck in quote box*

Ohhhh I would be livid! Glad you made the best of it though.

melody921 · December 2013

WTF head, why do you feel like you might explode at any minute. It's 20 degrees here, so this can't be allergies, which means I'd better not be getting sick.

WTF snow, please don't come Sat. bc when we're supposed to be hosting an ugly sweater party.

WTF work, why won't you just go away so I can spend more time on TB?

MommaP12 · December 2013

WTF Winter? It's not late January yet so why is the high barely in double digits every day? Fuck this.

WTF eyes? Why are you always burning? I'm getting around 7 hours of straight sleep a night, so what's with the tired and burning??

@Pokedot I have a bad hemmy when pregnant with DD. Never had one in my life. In addition to the usually Preperation H, you can put cotton balls soaked in Milk of Magnesia, um, up there, ahem to absorb on it. Also try to soak in the tub at night if you can. I ended up getting an Rx suppository from my OBGYN. Good times. Hope I never get one of those again in my life, but apparently they can just happen. Yet another reason I am so glad I'm done with pregnancy.

misscheapandchic · December 2013

Wtf husband stop being such a lazy asshole and clean your shit up! Also It's super annoying when i pack you lunches every single day and you choose to ignore them and get take out everyday! You spend more on lunches, coffee and beer Than I do on our groceries for the week!

Pokedot · December 2013

@MommaP12 & @teet_81 Thank you! I still had Tucks left over from having DS (I hope they don't go bad) so I've been using those and I got some generic Prep H from Walgreens yesterday. I felt awesome buying that btw. I'll try the tub soak tonight. My body needs it anyways! Thanks again!

danabsd · December 2013

shiggybop said:

WTF person on FB. My friend put up a status on how 64% of GA is overweight. And she responds "They probably blame it on the amount of illegal aliens in the state, because you know it's their fault the entire state's test scores are so low too" Lololololol. Deep breath. Ok, I'm good now. Wait, no, lololololol.
I watched a documentary (of course I don't remember the name) about how within the first 3 months of being in America, some immigrants' good eating habits turn bad and they start gaining weight and exhibiting risk factors for obesity, heart disease, etc... When asked why, they explain that the bad food is easier to obtain and cheaper. Thanks Obama.

How is that a Thanks Obama? Many years ago there was an SF Giants player who's name I cannot remember that came from I think the Dominican Republic? to play baseball. In his first season he gained an extreme amount of weight. Why? McDonalds. Not Obama. :-/

hmp1 · December 2013

WTF. Leo has a double ear infection. He just got tubes a month ago. Geez kid, get it together and stop with the ear infections already.

Also, WTF self. I can't find the ear drops so I had to shell out $25 for a new teeny tiny bottle that I will probably also lose.

Hyaline · December 2013

danabsd said:

shiggybop said:

WTF person on FB. My friend put up a status on how 64% of GA is overweight. And she responds "They probably blame it on the amount of illegal aliens in the state, because you know it's their fault the entire state's test scores are so low too" Lololololol. Deep breath. Ok, I'm good now. Wait, no, lololololol.
I watched a documentary (of course I don't remember the name) about how within the first 3 months of being in America, some immigrants' good eating habits turn bad and they start gaining weight and exhibiting risk factors for obesity, heart disease, etc... When asked why, they explain that the bad food is easier to obtain and cheaper. Thanks Obama.

How is that a Thanks Obama? Many years ago there was an SF Giants player who's name I cannot remember that came from I think the Dominican Republic? to play baseball. In his first season he gained an extreme amount of weight. Why? McDonalds. Not Obama. :-/

It's a webbernet meme where ppl sarcastically blame Obama for everything. Like "It's cold out, thanks Obama."

I kinda wish it would go away because there are times it's just confusing.

Flamingemu · December 2013

WTF bump - why can't I log in on my work computer. I was to bump in hiding, but you won't let me log in and I feel like I haven't been on in weeks! Gah!

ellebee2 · December 2013

WTF child - why do you insist on waking at 5:20 every. fucking. morning. Only to play in your crib until 6 (when I need to get up!) and then fall back asleep!!

WTF boss - why did you arrange an office re-org/move then take the week off leaving me and my colleague to move all the things/clean up!

MommaP12 · December 2013

danabsd said:

shiggybop said:

WTF person on FB. My friend put up a status on how 64% of GA is overweight. And she responds "They probably blame it on the amount of illegal aliens in the state, because you know it's their fault the entire state's test scores are so low too" Lololololol. Deep breath. Ok, I'm good now. Wait, no, lololololol.
I watched a documentary (of course I don't remember the name) about how within the first 3 months of being in America, some immigrants' good eating habits turn bad and they start gaining weight and exhibiting risk factors for obesity, heart disease, etc... When asked why, they explain that the bad food is easier to obtain and cheaper. Thanks Obama.

How is that a Thanks Obama? Many years ago there was an SF Giants player who's name I cannot remember that came from I think the Dominican Republic? to play baseball. In his first season he gained an extreme amount of weight. Why? McDonalds. Not Obama. :-/

I was thinking the same thing. The President isn't shoving food down anyone's throat.

MommaP12 · December 2013

Hyaline said:

danabsd said:

shiggybop said:

WTF person on FB. My friend put up a status on how 64% of GA is overweight. And she responds "They probably blame it on the amount of illegal aliens in the state, because you know it's their fault the entire state's test scores are so low too" Lololololol. Deep breath. Ok, I'm good now. Wait, no, lololololol.
I watched a documentary (of course I don't remember the name) about how within the first 3 months of being in America, some immigrants' good eating habits turn bad and they start gaining weight and exhibiting risk factors for obesity, heart disease, etc... When asked why, they explain that the bad food is easier to obtain and cheaper. Thanks Obama.

How is that a Thanks Obama? Many years ago there was an SF Giants player who's name I cannot remember that came from I think the Dominican Republic? to play baseball. In his first season he gained an extreme amount of weight. Why? McDonalds. Not Obama. :-/

It's a webbernet meme where ppl sarcastically blame Obama for everything. Like "It's cold out, thanks Obama."

I kinda wish it would go away because there are times it's just confusing.

Oh duh. Iz not webz savvy. Scratch it!

misscheapandchic · December 2013

Afunky6 said:

misscheapandchic said:

Wtf husband stop being such a lazy asshole and clean your shit up! Also It's super annoying when i pack you lunches every single day and you choose to ignore them and get take out everyday! You spend more on lunches, coffee and beer Than I do on our groceries for the week!

Dude, I could've written this word for word.

Isn't it infuriating??? I am so ready to go on strike!

Holly_1007 · December 2013

wtf Colby. The screaming all the time needs to stop. Also? Could you please make up your mind if you are ready for 1 nap a day or if we need to go back to 2. The mid morning temper tantrum is getting ridiculous.

OceanLover26 · December 2013

WTF vlog that uploaded to photobucket UP.SIDE.DOWN. I really wanted to participate but don't have the emotional stability to muscle through the bullshit of turning it in the right direction so you all can see it right. Rough day.

WTF 28 month old DD. Try STTN for ONCE. I bet you'll like it. I sure do.

WTF earache and sore throat. Go AWAY.

danabsd · December 2013

Hyaline said:

danabsd said:

shiggybop said:

WTF person on FB. My friend put up a status on how 64% of GA is overweight. And she responds "They probably blame it on the amount of illegal aliens in the state, because you know it's their fault the entire state's test scores are so low too" Lololololol. Deep breath. Ok, I'm good now. Wait, no, lololololol.
I watched a documentary (of course I don't remember the name) about how within the first 3 months of being in America, some immigrants' good eating habits turn bad and they start gaining weight and exhibiting risk factors for obesity, heart disease, etc... When asked why, they explain that the bad food is easier to obtain and cheaper. Thanks Obama.

How is that a Thanks Obama? Many years ago there was an SF Giants player who's name I cannot remember that came from I think the Dominican Republic? to play baseball. In his first season he gained an extreme amount of weight. Why? McDonalds. Not Obama. :-/

It's a webbernet meme where ppl sarcastically blame Obama for everything. Like "It's cold out, thanks Obama."

I kinda wish it would go away because there are times it's just confusing.

Makes sense.
You so smrt.

klgrh6 · December 2013

WTF weather. I'm sick of the cold already and hate that its ruining another weekend. DH & I finally have a night away from DD although its a company Christmas party. Im really looking forward to it and now there's going to be freezing rain.

WTF DD why dont you nap for me. You take 1 or 2 naps both 1.5-3 hrs long at MIL's everyday but the one day I'm off with her a week. Im lucky if she naps longer than an hour.

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