WTF Wednesday! - Caribbean Edition

PugMum · December 2013

Let's hear it girls!

PugMum · December 2013

WTF snow! We got dumped on last night, at least 2 feet and we are expecting more today. I would love to call it a snow day, but I live 5 minutes away from our office.

WTF work, why do I always get swamped the last 2 weeks before Christmas. Everyone wants everything from me! Even if I wanted a snow day, I couldn't because I have too much shit to do.

Ok, one more. WTF nursing station. I went in last Wednesday for a blood confirm and HCG level test. They still do not have my results. Douche bags.

I clearly had to start this thread today...

mbRN83 · December 2013

WTF DH. Why would you invite my crazy ass MIL to come THIS WEEKEND. Now I have to hide all things baby and try to hide why I'm insanely nauseous all the time. (We aren't telling her until we tell my family, since she's a huge boozer and can't keep her drunken mouth shut).

seventhumbs · December 2013

WTF cat, why must you knock giant cups of water onto the floor when you want to go outside when you will come back in in 3 minutes anyway because it's cold as a witch's tit outside right now.

Cats are assholes.

PugMum · December 2013

Ok, this is the last one I promise!

WTF self? Why are you such an asshat? You think your 4x4 can plow backwards through your snowed in driveway and you got stuck at the end. You had to climb out the back door while a neighbour watched. Said neighbour then had to pull you out with his chains. You are an idiot. All because you didn't want to shovel because you are 5 weeks pregnant.

PugMum · December 2013

LadyAle said:

PugMum said:

Ok, this is the last one I promise! WTF self? Why are you such an asshat? You think your 4x4 can plow backwards through your snowed in driveway and you got stuck at the end. You had to climb out the back door while a neighbour watched. Said neighbour then had to pull you out with his chains. You are an idiot. All because you didn't want to shovel because you are 5 weeks pregnant.

You almost made it through too!

I can tell you're from Canada.

How did you guess?

I'm from the Muskoka region in Ontario. Thanks for noticing that I was almost there, if I had only gunned it that much more....

bunkgirl · December 2013

WTF dog...your gas is terrible and makes me gag and 5 out of 10 times actually makes me puke. If I didn't love my dog so much she would be going on a 9 month vacation to my parents' house.

mbRN83 · December 2013

WTF rude people! My mom is in a wheelchair and needed help Christmas shopping yesterday. She accidentally forgot her wallet on the counter by the cash register, and unfortunately I didn't notice. We got all the way to my car, and packed up her chair into my trunk, when she realized it was missing. I ran back to the store and the people in line, including the cashier were LAUGHING. She said "yup, we knew she'd be back!" Are you fucking kidding me? She's in a goddamn wheelchair! I don't see your legs having any fucking issues. You couldn't have run the wallet out to her? Instead you make a joke out of it?

Also, I should note that I'm insanely sensitive when it comes to my mom. I will straight push store displays over so she can fit her chair through.

lest12 · December 2013

WTF Coworker! When you come into my office to complain about issue XYZ everyday, and today I decide to give you my take on issue XYZ and why I have zero fucks to give about it, you do not get to laugh and say the HOROMONES HAVE THE BEST OF ME because I told you last week I was pregnant.

MAYBE I AM JUST SICK OF YOU COMPLAINING. WE WILL NOT OPENLY DISCUSS MY HOROMONES.

I wish I never told any of my coworkers. Now it is like, the topic of discussion EVERY DAY. LEAVE ME ALONE. I don't LIKE YOU and I don't WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY CHANGING BODY OR THE BABY I AM BRINGING INTO THE WORLD WITH YOU.

I'm very angry today, sorry, lol.

lest12 · December 2013

mbRN83 said:

WTF rude people! My mom is in a wheelchair and needed help Christmas shopping yesterday. She accidentally forgot her wallet on the counter by the cash register, and unfortunately I didn't notice. We got all the way to my car, and packed up her chair into my trunk, when she realized it was missing. I ran back to the store and the people in line, including the cashier were LAUGHING. She said "yup, we knew she'd be back!" Are you fucking kidding me? She's in a goddamn wheelchair! I don't see your legs having any fucking issues. You couldn't have run the wallet out to her? Instead you make a joke out of it? Also, I should note that I'm insanely sensitive when it comes to my mom. I will straight push store displays over so she can fit her chair through.

Assholes!

lest12 · December 2013

I hate digging out the car and then redigging out the car the minute a plow comes by. This might be terrible... but I feel like I can talk more freely about my IL's on this board. I don't know why I'm so paranoid to talk about them in my bmb (I'm paranoid of anyone I know reading anything) but no one would ever expect to find me here. muahahahaa.

seventhumbs · December 2013

BrightEyes112 said:

Driving home.

Holy crap! And I thought New England was bad.

seventhumbs · December 2013

BrightEyes112 said:
Karma's a bitch.

It took me 20 mins to try to dig my car out of snow up to wheel wells after backing out of my driveway. Didn't work. 2 ladies stopped to push me. Then at the next stop sign a truck got stuck.

Note to self. Leave 2 hrs early for things. My wet knees look like I gave H a nice treat.

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Would that sexual position be known as a.... SNOW BLOWER, perhaps?

Wocka wocka!

pjaimeal · December 2013

WTF, I just sobbed uncontrollably for 3 minutes straight because DH told me he had catered food at work today that sounded sooo good. Nothing we have at home is appetizing and I am always sick and hungry.

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