CRAZY PREGNANCY DREAM!! must share!

RichLab · December 2013

So I've been having a lot of crazy dreams, most rather dark, so I just ignore those. well I had a dream that my DH and i were at a home EXPO here in Az, and just walking around looking at stuff. We came accross a living room setting, and on the shelves they had different items, a closer look revealed they were dildos and vibrators WHAT! Because my husband and I are 5yr old in 27yr old bodies, we started "sword fighting" with them, they lit up and made lightsaber sounds. THEN out from the back room comes NONE OTHER than Marie Osmond! She had the big hair, lots of necklaces, a black dress and more make up than Ru PauL! She gave us a big hug and we told her our news. She got really excited, and said "PROMISE ME I will be your doula. I can't wait! so excited!" and then we walked away feeling like "oh perfect, something else we dont have to think about" :-)

Any outrageous dreams like that? I woke up laughing. It's not even like i had watched or listened to Marie Osmond the day before, it just happened.

lmarie2009 · December 2013

None of mine have been that good! I especially like the sword fighting part.

hope1017 · December 2013

Sounds like fun playing Star Wars with dildos! I would definitely do that in real life lmao.

emy730 · December 2013

I legit just laughed out loud in my office. That is hilarious!

Sherrica · December 2013

That is hilarious. Good dream! I haven't had anything that good.

thecatsmeow1972 · December 2013

LOL...OMG that is crazy as heck! I have had some doozies as well. My latest involved me eating dinner with my uncle and mom and husband. We were eating shrimp nachos. I told my uncle that they were terrible so he would not eat his. Then he just disappeared and I saw myself eating his shrimp nachos. I was chewing and chewing and realized (and tasted spearmint in my mouth) that there was gum in the nachos. So then, my husband and I saw a lady who we called connie and she had a baby with her. Connie wanted us to hold the baby but I couldn't because I had chewing gum all over my hands and face. This one does not top Star Wars style dildos and vibrators LOL. hehe Love it.

TricksyPixie · December 2013

My god, pregnancy dreams ARE funny when they are someone else's!

ichamommy · December 2013

I had a preggo dream over the weekend that was very long but long story short, I ended up having sex with Robert Kraft, the owner of the Patriots, while my husband looked on. And I live in Kansas........ (Wtf). Most of what I remember was that because he's so old, my husband and I were both chuckling that he couldn't keep a stiffy. Oh then he threatened to shoot me for trespassing. So freaking weird.