July 2012 Moms

You know you're a mom when

These were fun last time, so let's do them again!

You know you're a mom when:
...you're on the toilet doing your business with a toddler standing next to you kissing your thigh
...you're constantly finding raisins scattered throughout your house
...you're excited about "upgrading" your car to a minivan (whomp, whomp!)

Let's hear yours!

Re: You know you're a mom when

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  • When you are at a party at someones house and you have to discretely walk through the house with a poop diaper to find an outside trashcan. 
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  • You have a 10 minute long conversation about booger color with your significant other.

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  • When you have diapers stashed everywhere. The car, your purse, etc.

    When your daughter tells you she has a chorus  concert TONIGHT and you have to run to Kohls to get black slacks and a white shirt for her to sing for about 10 mins. (sigh)

    When you cant stop ordering christmas gifts because you just cant wait to see your baby play with the awesome box the coolest toy ever came in
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  • @Bliz1712 we have those but I don't want to leave the diaper in my diaper bag....for fear of it stinking out the party even with the extra protection. 
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  • When a search for your car keys becomes a daily thing because they are regularly found in shoes, toy boxes or clothes hampers.

    When you park next to where the carts are in the parking lot so that you don't have to walk all the way into the building to put your kids in one.


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  • When you go to pull out your wallet in the store and discover the TV remote, a partially eaten apple, cheese, and one tiny shoe.

    When you know all the songs from Winnie the Pooh and hum them to yourself out in public...without your kid.

    When you can't remember when you last had a haircut.
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