OH HELL NO! (Caution:strong laungage)

+SouthernMomma+ · December 2013

So I get on facebook and low and be fucking hold.... two people have posted, "Im pregnant, Cats out of the bag". I really try not to be the Grinch of BFFP's, really I try. So I proceed to congratulate these people on their new addition, (one of which JUST had a baby 6 weeks ago) no sooner after I have "liked" their status and gritted my teeth as a pressed enter on my short "Congrats" sentence... I get THIS in a PM from them that states "Tag you're it, you fell into the trap now you have to repost with one of the following.. 1. im pregnant, 2 I quit my job, and so on and so forth of ridiculous choices to pick from. Naturally all the stupid dumb ass bitches pick the "Im pregnant one"... REALLY? Lets all just go around joking about we are pregnant, and after we rub it in everyones face we can say JUST KIDDING!!! Maybe im being over sensitive about it, but I don't give two flying fucks because I think its wrong. It doesn't help that we just had our 5th possible loss this last cycle either! You know what else is pissing me off? People that are trying to throw their eggs in my face, "Oh I'll give you mine"... While I appreciate the gesture, don't come at me with your eggs unless you're ready to hand them over 100%. It just annoys me. Annnnnnnd another thing that's pissing me off is people saying "Oh girl you can just have one of my kids, I wouldn't mind" ... don't play with me bitches, I got my lawyer on speed dial and i'll take you up on it quicker than you can blink! Then you got those women that say, "I'll just have one for you" STFU, you were posting pictures of yourself giving a beer bottle head last night, do you really think I want you to carry my child?!?!?!? UGHHHHHH I can totally handle BFP's from here and it makes me incredibly happy for everyone, Why? because the struggle is real and y'all just get it! But the rest of the fertile myrtles out there can bite me. Especially DH's cousin who is pregnant with TWINS, and will make children # 6 for her. Oh btw, she lives off the government and they cant even afford the 4 they have now. Way to be selfish, those poor kids will never have a good quality life and will go up in poverty because they don't know how to be responsible. They however are excited because now they get more food stamps! Scumbags!

Sorry for the rant. I needed a place to put it in words and this is where i ended up.

ahh, i feel better! :-) Goodnight ladies!

pettycrocker · December 2013

#1- You sweet little cuddly baby, I love that there is a "strong language" warning in your title, and this is the very first thing I see in the morning. That made me giggle. Me, the Queen all of fucks and fuckery. I am fucking teeheeing.

#2- I am so sorry you are having a hard time, love. I really am. I hate those stupid FB games and as soon as I read you were coping with not 1, but 2, and one with a newborn, I figured it was a trap- I get them A LOT on my page, so I can sort of spot them out now

#3- Everyone is stupid and we are the bomb.

#4- Potato. We got this.

Big hugs. It's good to get it all out here, you will feel better when you wake up.

Jen071407 · December 2013

Ditto everything @mrs Castillo said! (I'm mobile, it's early, can't type on my phone, where's my ~O)?)
Big ((hugs))! Fb is the devil

Momarazzi007 · December 2013

Mrs Castillo nailed it, jumping in the ditto train- last person sent me that shit I nailed them with a reply of how horrible a game that was when so many people are struggling to get pregnant and went on about how supportive friends and family shouldn't get roped into stupid games and be ridiculed for caring. They didn't respond but they took down their "I'm pregnant!" Status real fast.

SnowflakeBride06 · December 2013

Oh potato

tuscanbride2007 · December 2013

Mrs. Castillo's #3 pretty much sums it up.

CheesyPeas · December 2013

Yes, ditto Mrs Castillo's comments, and I would like to add that the "giving your beer bottle head" made me snicker.

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I don't understand those ridiculous FB games. That one is so incredibly juvenile and hurtful that I want to stay off of facebook until it blows over, just in case. I don't want to end up disliking my friends, and I'm pretty sure I couldn't help but think mean thoughts of anyone who posted that shit.

freakyfast · December 2013

I'm sorry, that is horrible. I haven't seen that yet, but I did see a number game this morning, where you give a woman a number and she has to list that many number of things about her pregnancy. I saw two of them this morning, and I thought oh great, while I have had ONE pregnancy, I don't want to read about your 5 things I didn't know about your 4 pregnancies that all resulted in babies, that came easily. Sigh.

GraceyandTroy · December 2013

I'm hating that game, too. Hasn't made it's way to my FB page yet. But if it does I'll be prepared! People are insensitive jerks sometimes. Mostly, they're just clueless, but yes, it still hurts.

Momarazzi007 · December 2013

Ugh I saw the # things about pregnancy one, I was my bf, still I just kept scrolling

+SouthernMomma+ · December 2013

See?! Y'all just get it!
Thanks for being so understanding :-)

annibes · December 2013

Sing it, sister. All the pregnancy stuff on fb is driving me batty, too. It's like, fine. People get pregnant. But do I really need constant reminders even when people aren't? Yes, let's reminisce about all your pregnancies, fb friends. All of them. In detail.

CeCe8579 · December 2013

Everything Mrs Castillo said! I got 2 of them a couple weeks ago until I went off. One of them came from someone who knows what I'm going through. Dumbasses! I think I might invest in a long range potato gun. Yep, I'm that redneck, don't hate, haha!

lcloffredo · December 2013

Jen071407 said:
Ditto everything @mrs Castillo said! (I'm mobile, it's early, can't type on my phone, where's my ~O)?)
Big ((hugs))! Fb is the devil

This!

breeanne1974 · December 2013

Since my failed IVF (and IUI as backup) FB has been very hard. To top it off, my sister in law is having a melt down over her 21 year old daughter getting knocked up. It's been very difficult.

So I feel your pain and second your emotions.

cerad5 · December 2013

Ditto MrsCastillo. Between that and the "# of things about my pregnancies" is killing me right now. I can't stand reading about how easy people get pregnant or complaining about pregnancy.

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