Lmao @Knitfaced I think I would have went under a rock after that if that was me.
I used to be all types of crazy, name something and I've probably done it. Though now days I am way way too tired and since we are still living in my inlaws house it won't spark back up until we move into our own house.
@-) SSssoo not what kind of poll I expected. Rofl.
We have accidentally left up some "rope" on the bedposts or other things lying around when having people in our bedroom for whatever reasons, moving, showing/getting something. I have seen some looks lol. It's so embarrassing. I must say it has been quite a while though.
I chose SS. We have them and would love to use them, but with a 2 year old and 7 month old we're lucky if we have the time and energy for a qiuckie. :-/
In a somewhat similar situation to @knitfaced - my sister was helping me organize things in the garage before my husband and I moved and picked up a box that was full of toys from earlier in our relationship and from when I was single. Before I could say anything, she dropped the fucking box and one of the larger and more embarrassing toys turned on when it hit the ground and proceeded to vibrate and roll it's merry way down the driveway before I could do anything. We both died laughing....Nothing was said of the event afterwards - EVER.
Haha I with everyone thought this was about toys in the nursery....
You should just say sex toys
If you are curious and do not know where to start I would recommend going to or hosting a passion party. You get to learn, see, and touch (clean until used) toys, lotions. Or go wall around an adult store
@Cece2682 A simple, fun couple toy that I love is this vibrating butterfly ring from Passion Parties (note: this is not mine photo taken from the website). We've been through about 3 similar to this (misplaced, thrown out when moving, whatever). It always makes me O like ASAP and DH says he likes it too. I also like the numbing throat spray. DH thinks it makes me go deeper but I think it's all in his head. Whatever works I guess. It's fun to do something different every once in a while.
So what's good experienced ladies?? And I can't bring myself to walk into one of those adult stores. I would feel like a perv- not sure why. I would feel less awkward going in with a girlfriend as opposed to hubby. I'm so inexperienced with this stuff- so I'm intrigued and def think our sex life needs some spicing!
goodvibes.com
awesome site. you won't feel like a weirdo creeper on it. and their products are quality and come discreetly in the mail.
@cece2682 I used to be embarrassed going in those places but once you go in there and see some of the wild stuff people use, putting a vibrator on the counter to buy is nothing to the people that work there
So what's good experienced ladies?? And I can't bring myself to walk into one of those adult stores. I would feel like a perv- not sure why. I would feel less awkward going in with a girlfriend as opposed to hubby.
I'm so inexperienced with this stuff- so I'm intrigued and def think our sex life needs some spicing!
Everybody in there is there for the same reason as you... :-)
We had a vibrator that we used together. Then it broke and I didn't get around to tossing it until we were moving. My MIL was helping us move and couldn't believe I was throwing so much away (she is a total cheap pack rat) so she started digging in our trash to take things she wanted, and she saw the Tupperware type thing I had put it in to hide it a bit. She was like "why are you throwing this away? I'd like this box." Then she opened it up before I could think of what to say. Ha! Talk about awkward. She just got this very shocked look on her face, closed up the box and put it back in the trash. So embarrassing but so funny!
oh..... my..... god.....
I hide ours in a tampon box. God help me if my SIL needs to tap into what she thinks is my tampon stash (they are staying at our house while we are in D.C.)
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We had a vibrator that we used together. Then it broke and I didn't get around to tossing it until we were moving. My MIL was helping us move and couldn't believe I was throwing so much away (she is a total cheap pack rat) so she started digging in our trash to take things she wanted, and she saw the Tupperware type thing I had put it in to hide it a bit. She was like "why are you throwing this away? I'd like this box." Then she opened it up before I could think of what to say. Ha! Talk about awkward. She just got this very shocked look on her face, closed up the box and put it back in the trash. So embarrassing but so funny!
oh..... my..... god.....
I hide ours in a tampon box. God help me if my SIL needs to tap into what she thinks is my tampon stash (they are staying at our house while we are in D.C.)
Yeah, pretty sure my mom found my vibe when she was helping me pack to move out of my old house.
THen again, I opened her bedside table at the cabin once to find a bottle of lube and Sex After 60, so I guess we're even. ;-)
@Cece2682 A simple, fun couple toy that I love is this vibrating butterfly ring from Passion Parties (note: this is not mine photo taken from the website). We've been through about 3 similar to this (misplaced, thrown out when moving, whatever). It always makes me O like ASAP and DH says he likes it too. I also like the numbing throat spray. DH thinks it makes me go deeper but I think it's all in his head. Whatever works I guess. It's fun to do something different every once in a while.
I think that toy is a good start but numbing throat spray!!!?????? I just turned beat red lol I'm such a prude haha I've never even heard of this!!!
Hahahhaha. @cece2862! It's funny how different perceptions can be. I think the toy is more "kinky" than the spray. I guess it depends on ones' thoughts on oral sex.
So what's good experienced ladies?? And I can't bring myself to walk into one of those adult stores. I would feel like a perv- not sure why. I would feel less awkward going in with a girlfriend as opposed to hubby. I'm so inexperienced with this stuff- so I'm intrigued and def think our sex life needs some spicing!
I love my bullet vibe from babeland.com $15, lasts a couple years, takes AA batteries. Quiet and powerful But better for solo use than double, as it requires a pretty precise placement, but get it right and it's awesome! Babeland has a whole 50 Shades of Grey line, which I thought was interesting
Adult shops can be intimidating, but really, no one cares I was in one a few weeks ago, and someone was asking the clerk about stuff to suspend someone.... Which from what I understand is mostly for photos, not actual sex. What was embarassing was DH trying to contribute to the conversation.
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Since we were at the mall today getting stereotypical Santa pictures with stereotypical results (lol) I stopped by Spencer's to get some awesome belts and piercings, They sell some sex toys too plus you don't have to feel intimidated because it is primarily a party shop and small sex aisle in the back usually.
This was awesome!!! I had not opened this poll because I don't keep Jasmines toys in the bedroom lol Like PP I was also way off! I laughed so much! But I am so going to check out that website sounds interesting!
Re: Toys in the bedroom?
I'm talking babeland.com type toys here... not toys r us, just in case anyone is confused
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Last ditch FET resulted in BFP, and identical twin girls!
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Last ditch FET resulted in BFP, and identical twin girls!
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Last ditch FET resulted in BFP, and identical twin girls!
I seriouly LOL'd at the though
We have accidentally left up some "rope" on the bedposts or other things lying around when having people in our bedroom for whatever reasons, moving, showing/getting something. I have seen some looks lol. It's so embarrassing. I must say it has been quite a while though.
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You should just say sex toys
If you are curious and do not know where to start I would recommend going to or hosting a passion party. You get to learn, see, and touch (clean until used) toys, lotions. Or go wall around an adult store
awesome site. you won't feel like a weirdo creeper on it. and their products are quality and come discreetly in the mail.
eta: Christmas gift for your H?
https://www.goodvibes.com/m/sextoys/category/Good+Vibrations%27+Sex+Toy+Kits+&+Gift+Sets/search/1?sort=-rating
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I love my bullet vibe from babeland.com $15, lasts a couple years, takes AA batteries. Quiet and powerful But better for solo use than double, as it requires a pretty precise placement, but get it right and it's awesome! Babeland has a whole 50 Shades of Grey line, which I thought was interesting
Adult shops can be intimidating, but really, no one cares I was in one a few weeks ago, and someone was asking the clerk about stuff to suspend someone.... Which from what I understand is mostly for photos, not actual sex. What was embarassing was DH trying to contribute to the conversation.
TTC since May 2006. After 3 failed Clomid cycles, 2 failed Injectibles/IUIs, 2 failed IVFs and 1 failed FET, we moved on to adoption!
Last ditch FET resulted in BFP, and identical twin girls!
TTC since May 2006. After 3 failed Clomid cycles, 2 failed Injectibles/IUIs, 2 failed IVFs and 1 failed FET, we moved on to adoption!
Last ditch FET resulted in BFP, and identical twin girls!