TMI Tuesday

purpleXdandelion · December 2013

Ok this isn't toooo bad, but since I have the stomach flu, it feels good to burp. But a couple of them have been like in Elf. When he drinks the whole 2 liter pop and burps for like a minute. Totally what mine sound like.

Salsera29 · December 2013

I feel like I'm having chafing issues. Dress pants are ok, but when I wear jeans or leggings I constantly feel like I have to pull them away from my crotch. This never happened before so I'm not sure what the deal is. I know your labia are supposed to swell at some point but I didn't think it would be this early.

SuperKim13 · December 2013

I think I might have a hemorrhoid. If my ass bleeds, do I have a hemorrhoid?

SuperKim13 · December 2013

purpleXdandelion said:

Ok this isn't toooo bad, but since I have the stomach flu, it feels good to burp. But a couple of them have been like in Elf. When he drinks the whole 2 liter pop and burps for like a minute. Totally what mine sound like.

Haha, I've been doing the same thing. DH is totally grossed out, but if feels soooo good!

angaleano82 · December 2013

I just want to take a crap where I don't feel like I'm practicing for birth or fighting a war.

hab83 · December 2013

After being severely constipated for days, I pooped three times yesterday. It was like Christmas came early.

katnipeverclean · December 2013

angaleano82 said:

I just want to take a crap where I don't feel like I'm practicing for birth or fighting a war.

This right here. I had a c section with DD, but I now feel like I know what it's like to give birth.

Tori & Mike · December 2013

Eat fiber and don't push... Relax on the pot and don't force it. Dried apricots are my friend these days.

mamabc14 · December 2013

The drool, the crazy hair growth( eh hmm leading to ingrown hairs) and the crazy constipation. And did I mention the drool and constipation?

BPer · December 2013

PP hemorrhoids, coupled with first-tri constipation. I don't think I need to elaborate. Gross...and also..ouch.

Lola825 · December 2013

This one is a rough one...

Last night I was in the shower and started feeling like I was about to be sick AND had to go to the bathroom. So mid shower, soap in my hair, I had to get out and use the bathroom while puking into my trash can. Then get back in the shower and try not to puke again.

I really hope this doesn't last another 5 weeks. Ugh.

thecatsmeow1972 · December 2013

I literally poop every other day since I became pregnant. Sometimes, the farting prior to this BM is out of control. I'm also burping a lot.

mamabc14 · December 2013

@suzelizabeth tell me about it! Pretty sad lol

thecatsmeow1972 · December 2013

Oh, metamucil in the morning...every day...or else I might have hemorrhoids too!

hab83 · December 2013

My DH refers to troubles with hemorrhoids as "'roid rage." I think it's fitting.

Hollyhelton · December 2013

TheAnne said:

TheAnne said:

SuperKim13 said:

I think I might have a hemorrhoid. If my ass bleeds, do I have a hemorrhoid?

it's probably an anal fissure/tear. Colace will help but it just needs time to heal. Hemorrhoids are more of a bubble poking out.

...or so I have heard...

:-<
Lmao!!!!!!!

Hollyhelton · December 2013

The running joke in our house has always been I never pass gas. In reality I just leave the room;) well 2 nights ago I tooted on my Dh legs while spooning and didn't even care he said his legs vibrated so hard it scared him $:\$ "> :P oppsies!!!!!!!!

aboynamedbarry · December 2013

The other day I knew I was going to throw up and since I'm basically incapable of throwing up without peeing I always make sure I'm on a toilet with a garbage can to barf in. Well, got myself ready and was about to barf and all of a sudden I took a HUGE dump and then didn't have to throw up anymore! I was so happy lol

helloblueeyes · December 2013

I have felt like i got kicked in the taco for the last couple of days.

I haven't had sex in over a week and i know i haven't fallen or hit or even sat down hard.

There are worse things for sure but i totally wasn't expecting this one. I thought the discomfort from the pressure and blood flow would show up quite a bit later.

cuntasaurusrex · December 2013

lmao @ kicked in the taco.

I second every post about poop here. It makes me miss IBS.

AutumnBonfire · December 2013

I haven't pooped in days. The office next to mine has a private bathroom that I will use when the occupant of that office isn't there. I sort of had to poop this morning so I went in...and ten seconds later heard someone open the office door. I figured my poop would take a while so I just got off the pot and left. So still no poop for me. I see a Colace with a Metamucil chaser in my future.

likeanoldtimemovie · December 2013

aboynamedbarry said:

The other day I knew I was going to throw up and since I'm basically incapable of throwing up without peeing I always make sure I'm on a toilet with a garbage can to barf in. Well, got myself ready and was about to barf and all of a sudden I took a HUGE dump and then didn't have to throw up anymore! I was so happy lol

DEAD. Thank God you sat on the toilet!

hab83 · December 2013

milestrellas said:
I've been super nauseous today. I thought I was going to throw up earlier and went to the toilet only to have really awful burps and gags instead. I sounded like T-Rex for a bit. Still haven't thrown up though.

"Sounded like a T-Rex" made me lol only because I identify all to well.

AKbadwolf · December 2013

TheAnne said:

SuperKim13 said:

I think I might have a hemorrhoid. If my ass bleeds, do I have a hemorrhoid?

it's probably an anal fissure/tear. Colace will help but it just needs time to heal. Hemorrhoids are more of a bubble poking out.

Sorry, my hemi's can bleed occasionally. It sucks but it can be hemis.

I am hoping to have them removed after this kid.

bzbear2 · December 2013

I am pretty grossed out but this is also digusting:

I had really thick yellow-y mucus discharge when I wiped. Just once. It didn't smell like anything but reminded me more of the mucus plug at the end of my last pregnancy! So. Gross.

tealowl · December 2013

TheAnne said:

TheAnne said:

SuperKim13 said:

I think I might have a hemorrhoid. If my ass bleeds, do I have a hemorrhoid?
it's probably an anal fissure/tear. Colace will help but it just needs time to heal. Hemorrhoids are more of a bubble poking out.
...or so I have heard...

:-<

You can try hemrrhoid cream as well, to ease the pain while pooping. They are common for some people, they just need time to heal. You can get them from straining, big poops, or anal sex.

Also...so I've heard...from random people...that are not me....

bewilderingstar · December 2013

My dreams... I had one last night where a guy I know (but not like that!) in real life slapped me in the face with his wang!!! His flaccid uncircumcised (don't know in real life thank god) wang! WTF?!

It was weird and awkward when I woke up to say the least.

1stbabyohmy1 · December 2013

First time posting to this board but I thought this was a good fit! I have a cold right now and I sneezed and a bunch of pee dripped out, so though I'm done with tampons for a while, looks like I definitely need panty liners:)

SuperKim13 · December 2013

tealowl said:

TheAnne said:

TheAnne said:

SuperKim13 said:

I think I might have a hemorrhoid. If my ass bleeds, do I have a hemorrhoid?
it's probably an anal fissure/tear. Colace will help but it just needs time to heal. Hemorrhoids are more of a bubble poking out.
...or so I have heard...

:-<

You can try hemrrhoid cream as well, to ease the pain while pooping. They are common for some people, they just need time to heal. You can get them from straining, big poops, or anal sex.

Also...so I've heard...from random people...that are not me....

Hm, definitely sounds like a fissure/tear. I don't have anything poking out. Please thank those random people for me!!

larussasbaby · December 2013

Same! Ugh!

LuluPMW · December 2013

I feel leaky down there and I think it smells stronger than usual! I thought this one happened much later on! And no, it's not like a yeast infection or anything. I'm just thankful DH says he hasn't noticed, because it would suck to be stinky to other people!!!

mamakiss · December 2013

I keep feeling discharge coming out and running to the bathroom afraid I'm bleeding! I feel like a fool every time when nothings there.

LenaLove · December 2013

ashleysyn2 said:

Things have gotten, well, kinda swampy down there. It's pretty gross. I remember the discharge getting pretty bad last time, but not this early. Ick.

OMG yes. I call it the pregnancy snail trail.

deliae · December 2013

TheAnne said:

SuperKim13 said:

I think I might have a hemorrhoid. If my ass bleeds, do I have a hemorrhoid?

it's probably an anal fissure/tear. Colace will help but it just needs time to heal. Hemorrhoids are more of a bubble poking out.
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Just wait until after you give birth. I was about to go to the er that's how bad it was. Take my advice, after one week and you are starting to feel well, don't be compelled to clean. Continue to rest!!

sadalman · December 2013

Fissures are a bitch! Sorry I had my own experience with dealing with those! Fibre and tonnes of it

emineminem · December 2013

I'm cracking up over here, so thanks for making me feel better guys. Here's my contribution: I took my sisters in law out to dinner last night after a good solid 36 hours without a poo. That Mexican food went RIGHT through me to the point where I was bouncing in the car seat, avoiding their conversations and had to run to the bathroom to let it all out. Nice and noisily. Good times. Why must it be either all or nothing?

SherylA80 · December 2013

pooping makes me so nauseated to the point that i feel like i need a bucket just in case i throw up. ewwwww Damn nose can smell everything more than it use to. LOL I know TMI but its just life we all poop or wish we could if we're constipated.

Contemplated sharing this TMI Tuesday. Being Pregnant is sometimes not a very pretty thing. LMAO

SherylA80 · December 2013

ya ewww i had to get panty liners i was like WTF man LOL $:\$ ">

ashtonblair123 · December 2013

I have been dong a lot of vomiting, last night I got up to go vomit and I swear it was like the exorcist in that bathroom. Full of Mexican food and hot chocolate. Disgusting. I should know better, with DD I ended up vomiting tacos and chocolate milk.

SherylA80 · December 2013

LOL crazy dreams I had one where my Husband and I had a 3some with some girl. Ewww Im so not like that and It freaked me out. ewww ewww ewww ewww

Why must we have these crazy dreams?

queenjlioness · December 2013

I also agree with every post about poop on here. I haven't pooped since my last big poop two days ago I'm scared of how this is going to go next time. I too usually have the big awkward fart before. But here lately I have to fart all the time I can't take it, lol.

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