Your comedic relief for the day

Jessimax · December 2013

Now I need you to picture this scene; I was cleaning out the duck coup today and one of my ducks got loose. Now imagine a very large pregnant woman chasing after a duck in the snow while her soon to be ex-husband watches and laughs. Anyone else struggling with farm chores? 2 hours work and I am spent.

MegJ17 · December 2013

Thanks for the laugh.

KatieGummow · December 2013

Lol! No farming for me. What a jerk he just laughed instead of helping you. Ugh. But I did enjoy that image you gave me, thank you!

zoopsiedaisy · December 2013

I thought I was the only one with farm girl problems!!! I got chased by 10 giant pigs today because they thought I was coming in to feed them. My husband stood there laughing as I ran for my life!!

Eta they are very sweet unless its time to eat. Then they are...for lack of a better term... Animals.

beautifulstr13 · December 2013

Oh that sucks. I've been trying to be cautious around the in-laws goose, ducks and goats. I haven't gone in the goat pen since I've been pregnant because they get so excited about being fed. They try to jump all over you. I miss picking up the babies and cuddling them. Our dogs massacred our chickens last month so we have gotten a break from doing any farm chores.

TP to the hubs for not helping you.

avidkeo · December 2013

Im guessing hes a soon to be ex because he was laughing at you????? (tongue in cheek???)

Men are annoying!!! but thank you for the amusing imagery!!!

Jessimax · December 2013

LOL yah not actually divorcing him for laughing at me but considered it, especially after the waddling jokes... Also considered roast duck for supper.

Heeb918 · December 2013

Awww that makes me miss my ducks! It used to take me forever to get them back in if they got out of the fence. So funny.

melissashogan · December 2013

God bless you and all the other hard working future moms on here I thought my day was tough but not nearly as tough as that!

smushi · December 2013

Love it

So would this be considered a first world problem, a second world problem, or an A14 problem?

No worries, my dog has been testing my patience lately, digging out from our fence, and of course he loves to run to the neighboring trailer park... I have had at least two super klassy episodes of chasing him down in the trailer park, yelling my head off at him because his recall sucks (in my pajamas because we all know flannel pants are so much comfier).

avidkeo · December 2013

Surely chasing ducks around is second world problem! First world would complain that Amazon prime wont express deliver gourmet duck breasts direct from a hormone and cage free farm in the middle of Switzerland on the same day!

****I know Amazon doesn't do meat products but I don't know of any website in the US that does so used Amazon for illustration****

zoopsiedaisy · December 2013

We have farm girl problems... We have a class of our own.

nicole mackenzie · December 2013

I've been making DH get up in the morning to take care of my goats.... I need lots of sleep. He's a good sport and is doing evening chores most nights for me as well, even though I'm feeling better and could probably do it for a while until I get rounder...

Jessimax · December 2013

Farm girl problems, I like that. I would like to include a daily battle with a weird ass rooster who insists on sitting on my eggs.

sking72 · December 2013

When separating the cows for the vet to come in, I usually stand by one gate and the one day the bull was licking my jacket (we're pals) and the one farmer's son just said to me "You're one of his pregnant bitches now"

at least i dont have to worry about him coming after me when i ovulate.

definitely empathize with the girls, getting knocked up and milked.

zoopsiedaisy · December 2013

sking72 said:
When separating the cows for the vet to come in, I usually stand by one gate and the one day the bull was licking my jacket (we're pals) and the one farmer's son just said to me "You're one of his pregnant bitches now"

at least i dont have to worry about him coming after me when i ovulate.

definitely empathize with the girls, getting knocked up and milked.

Our boar used to goose me but he's stopped now that I'm pregnant. Ha! I wonder if this is why. He still uses me as a scratching post though. I'm gonna have to be more careful as I get bigger.

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