Huge dilemma... WWYD?

Re: Huge dilemma... WWYD?

• ksulli member

  November 2013

  Bathroom? You're pregnant, a sudden break for the ladies room shouldn't get a side eye from anybody.

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• manda10884 member

  November 2013

  ksulli said:

  Bathroom? You're pregnant, a sudden break for the ladies room shouldn't get a side eye from anybody.

  This! Or just say you need to take a quick outside break to cool off!
  

   

  

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• scarles member

  November 2013

  I second going to the car!

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• MapleLeafMama member

  November 2013

  Go for a walk past someone you dislike and let er rip. (Yes, I'm an 8 year old boy!)

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• Serenla member

  November 2013

  Lol awwww! I'm sorry, head to the bathroom!

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• Avion22 member

  November 2013

  Bathroom. Or step outside someplace private, like a smoking area that nobody is using.

    

  
  

  
  

  
  

  

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• AcaAwkward member

  November 2013

  Bathroom. Or casually separate your cheeks so there isn't a noise. (I've done this while stuck in client interviews before...I'm a terrible person.)

  
  

  DD 2/21/2012 & DS 4/1/2014

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• bootsiebabe member

  November 2013

  I just let it go and if anyone says anything I just say "it was the baby!"  I know it's wrong, but I just don't care at this point!

  

  
  

  
  

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• pineconey member

  November 2013

  AcaAwkward said:

  Bathroom. Or casually separate your cheeks so there isn't a noise. (I've done this while stuck in client interviews before...I'm a terrible person.)

  I would like a lesson in how to "casually separate your cheeks."
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• Luma88 member

  November 2013

  Sorry, just be careful while you go to the bathroom or your car, for me sometimes sudden movement causes some gas release, lol.

  
  

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• AcaAwkward member

  November 2013

  pineconey said:

  AcaAwkward said:

  Bathroom. Or casually separate your cheeks so there isn't a noise. (I've done this while stuck in client interviews before...I'm a terrible person.)

  I would like a lesson in how to "casually separate your cheeks."
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  Well, you could go with a manual maneuver, but that is rarely subtle. I usually just kinda scootch around and shift my weight from side to side in my office chair until I'm in position.
  
  (Jesus, please tell me someone else does this too)

  
  

  DD 2/21/2012 & DS 4/1/2014

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• WifeofaComposer member

  November 2013

  AcaAwkward said:

  Bathroom. Or casually separate your cheeks so there isn't a noise. (I've done this while stuck in client interviews before...I'm a terrible person.)

  I would like a lesson in how to "casually separate your cheeks." 8->

  Well, you could go with a manual maneuver, but that is rarely subtle. I usually just kinda scootch around and shift my weight from side to side in my office chair until I'm in position. (Jesus, please tell me someone else does this too)

  @AcaAwkward - I just fell in love with you hard core!! I am guilty of these stealthy tactics on many occasions... 
  

  
  
   
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  
  
  

  
   
            
  

  

  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  

  
  

  

  
  
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• AcaAwkward member

  November 2013

  @WifeofaComposer THANK GOD someone else fessed up! Solidarity, sister!

  
  

  DD 2/21/2012 & DS 4/1/2014

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• WifeofaComposer member

  November 2013

  Right on, @AcaAwkward!! The best part is when someone notices the odor, but they're too polite to say anything, but you know that they know it was you. Stealth.
  

  
  
   
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  
  
  

  
   
            
  

  

  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  

  
  

  

  
  
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  Big Brother "Skippy" born - 2/28/2007
  Missed miscarriage - (EDD 3/5/2013) - D&E @ 11 weeks - 8/8/2012
  "Hen" (EDD 6/7/2013) - born sleeping @ 19 weeks - 1/15/2013
  "G-Unit" born - 4/14/2014 and he's 100% perfection!!

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• AcaAwkward member

  November 2013

  Hey, he who smelt it, dealt it I say! @WifeofaComposer

  
  

  DD 2/21/2012 & DS 4/1/2014

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• WifeofaComposer member

  November 2013

  And, if they denied it, they supplied it.  )
  
  

  
  
   
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  
  
  

  
   
            
  

  

  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  

  
  

  

  
  
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  Missed miscarriage - (EDD 3/5/2013) - D&E @ 11 weeks - 8/8/2012
  "Hen" (EDD 6/7/2013) - born sleeping @ 19 weeks - 1/15/2013
  "G-Unit" born - 4/14/2014 and he's 100% perfection!!

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• Mamamonzo member

  November 2013

  AcaAwkward said:

  @WifeofaComposer THANK GOD someone else fessed up! Solidarity, sister!

  I've been know to do this a few times )

   

  

   

  

   

   

  

   

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• BiggerinRealLife member

  November 2013

  @AcaAwkward ::dead:: but I'm still gonna try it.

    

    

    

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• olenkapdx member

  November 2013

  At my workplace, no one would bat an eye if you let rip.  I hear rude noises (from men AND women) all day.  (I just loooove working in IT.)
  

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• kwolslager member

  November 2013

  THANK YOU!! All these tips were super helpful. I couldn't excuse myself to the car or the bathroom at the time because I work in a call center that gets a high volume of inbound calls so stepping away from the desk unless its a break is not easy.

  AcaAwkward .. I was able to relieve myself a bit.. Although it was super smelly for few minutes! And I don't feel guilty even though the girl next to me looked at me and said "Do you smell that?".. and I just casually said "ugh, yes!" and then she secretly pointed to the guy behind us and I just nodded at her! Lol

   

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• nycgirlkat member

  December 2013

  I've never heard of the cheek separation trick! I must try this at some point!!! Who knew!?!?
  
  I was shopping on Friday with my 11 year old niece and older sister and had to fart desperately. So I stood next to my niece and let it rip so I could blame it on her (since she is well known in our family for her gas) incase of slight noise or stink. Well, best laid plans...It was SO loud and on top of that my niece yelled, "ewww Aunt Kat!!!!" We started laughing so hard, my niece and I had to leave my sister in the store before being asked to leave. But man, I felt like a million bucks afterwards!

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• MamaFantastic member

  December 2013

  i totally separate my cheeks too.  the rumble comes when you have flesh against flesh...  so just open up the airways and it will flow freely and quietly!!
  
  this is also useful in the mornings when i first wake up and i have to simultaneously pee badly and fart badly... but i know if i strain too much to push the fart out, i might pee myself.  the butt cheek separation is a beautiful little aid in releasing the morning air before ambling up the go pee.
  

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• tidymonster member

  December 2013

  I totally had an "old man" worthy fart this morning talking to my MIL. Bless her heart, she asked about farting spiders immediately. However, I completely fessed up with "Yeah, those suck. But that one was all me. And quite a surprise! Excuse me." Hahahahaha. She just kept going on and on about how it's ok. I still felt bad though...probably because she outed me with "Jenny just let a raunchy one rip in the sewing room! Who's gonna start the laundry?" ;-)

  

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• MSchepper member

  December 2013

  Go out of the Building lol I go on a short walk ad let lose but I let one rip and it sounded like chewbaca came out of my but luckily my husband finds it super funny. But yea go on a small walk on a break

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