May 2014 Moms

Crazy Family Stories from Thanksgiving?

My Aunt and Grandmother know my due date. The rest of the women in the family have been told May 15th is the earliest they should start hounding me ;) EDD is May 1 - May 4 according to Midwife based on measurements. My uncle's mother who I haven't seen in about 6 months or so told me she thinks I'll deliver June 15th on her birthday. I just smiled and nodded. ;) The rest of the family was much nicer in their guesses, they range from April 25th to May 20th with babies under 9 lbs. Gender was all over the place, and one uncle remarked in quite the matter of fact tone 'Everyone has a 50/50 shot on that one!' which got some laughs. :) Thankfully, no one was completely off their rocker this year.
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Re: Crazy Family Stories from Thanksgiving?

  • FIL waited until Wed evening to install their new oven. We weren't sure until we got there yesterday if it had been done, or whether we'd be having turkey or chinese food for dinner.




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  • My son woke up from a nap just as people were arriving and threw a major fit. When we got him calmed down, my husband's uncle kept walking past him sticking his finger in his ear (which is weird anyway) and my son screamed and leaned away every time. After the 3rd or 4th time I said "I don't think he likes that". The uncle responded "oh, well then I'll do it more". I said "no seriously, he just calmed down and i don't want him to freak out again". My husband pulled me aside and told me to be careful not to offend the uncle. I was seriously annoyed.
  • This outfit was at my Thanksgiving. Not someone related to me, but woah.
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  • This outfit was at my Thanksgiving. Not someone related to me, but woah.

    Seriously? Is that a one piece?!?! Not that it would make it better if it wasn't.
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  • shay0982 said:

    This outfit was at my Thanksgiving. Not someone related to me, but woah.

    Seriously? Is that a one piece?!?! Not that it would make it better if it wasn't.
    Yup. It also had leather trim. Someone else was in an all white jumpsuit with pearl beading. The fashion was just
    Icing on the cake last night. My husbands incredibly well meaning family insists on including me in the holidays aka I must sit in the middle of the living room of loud Spanish karaoke (even if it wasn't loud I couldn't participate since I don't speak Spanish). Yah, for a pregnant woman with a social anxiety disorder that she is not taking medication for during her pregnancy the big loud crowds in a small room are super fun. Super.

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  • Hmmm... like when my aunt started calling me a "tank" and told me to switch doctors if they said my weight gain so far was "normal?" A crazy family story like that? Ya... here's what happened.

    We went over to my grandfather's for dessert after we had dinner at my parents house. Within about 5 minutes of being there everyone was commenting on how big my belly was already. Mind you I'll be 4 months on Sunday, so yes, I do have a nice little bump going on. Is it huge? Not by any means. I am already in maternity clothes which I fine because I am comfortable and they fit. Here are some lovely things I heard:
    1. Is that a maternity dress? Jeeze! Not for long!
    2. How much have you gained! You're so big already!

    and the last one came from my aunt, who I am VERY close with and I was a little shocked that she said this. When asked how much I have gained, I said well I went from 107 to about 118 that was my weigh in at my last appointment. I followed it up with, my OB said I was right on track with my weight gain and that everything looked good (mind you I barely look like I've put on anything, except for my belly). Then I had to hear her go on and on about how she only gained 8 pounds her whole pregnancy with my cousin and that I was like a "tank" already and would be huge at 9 months if I kept that up. Final straw? When she said, "I'd find another doctor if he is saying that's normal..." That's when I lost it. I was so sick of everyone and I had only been there for a little bit. I literally said, "Ya know what? You and everything else here have no right to comment on my weight. Ever." And I left the room. I was miserable and pissed off the rest of the night. Happy freaking Thanksgiving. ;)
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  • DH's gramma told me I was looking chubby.
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  • One of my husband's uncles just moved back to Minnesota so I don't know him as well as I know the rest of my family-in-law.  One of the desserts was called pumpkin better-than-sex cake and he said something about how he needed extra cake since he wasn't getting any sex.
  • Ugh. We are going to my husband's side of the family today and we are telling them today that we are expecting (our first). All of these stories have only reinforced the dread I am already feeling. His one aunt ALWAYS says inappropriate things.
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  • My husband's family was asking if/ when we were going to have a second. Um can I get the first out? Geez..
  • My step sister is pregnant and no one knows or is supposed to know but my sister and of course she told my mom and I. Well she hasn't told her dad because she's only been dating this guy for 3 months. Our family has only met him once. I'm really upset about it because she did it on purpose trying to get pregnant because she's just that person who can't be left out of things knowing I'm pregnant. She's a very selfish person. So yesterday we take our ultrasound video over for everyone to see, and guess what!?! She decides to announce it in front of our entire family during this! My step dad got up and walked out disgusted I'm sure. It was complete drama after that. Ugh..
  • That one piece. Wow.
    For all of the awful comments, I'm sorry. For the awkward ones, ... yeah. Tifers777, I'm sorry that your step-sister did that, that was awfully inconsiderate of her.
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  • My cousins obnoxious husband decided to tell us about his experience with Brazilian Jiu Jitsu (sp?) while eating and in front of my 90-year-old great-grandmother, it went something like this "yeah, it's just a bunch of dudes who want to stick their dicks in your face. Like seriously all dudes that are blue belt and above just take turn sticking dicks in your face!"

    And then blurted out "I can't fvcking stand when people eat with their elbows on the fvcking table! I don't know why it annoys me, oh wait, yes I do, because I got punched in the face by my dad for having my elbows on the table!" (Mind you myself and my great grandmother had our elbows on the table.)

    Awkward. ::cue me moving to another table::

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  • I was sitting with my DHs cousin who is also pregnant. Another cousin, who is not pregnant but was last year, actually loudly and obnoxiously pointed at us and said "you're pregnant! You can't drink! Ha ha!" I proceeded to roll my eyes and drink port from a solo cup.
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  • My cousins obnoxious husband decided to tell us about his experience with Brazilian Jiu Jitsu (sp?) while eating and in front of my 90-year-old great-grandmother, it went something like this "yeah, it's just a bunch of dudes who want to stick their dicks in your face. Like seriously all dudes that are blue belt and above just take turn sticking dicks in your face!"

    And then blurted out "I can't fvcking stand when people eat with their elbows on the fvcking table! I don't know why it annoys me, oh wait, yes I do, because I got punched in the face by my dad for having my elbows on the table!" (Mind you myself and my great grandmother had our elbows on the table.)

    Awkward. ::cue me moving to another table::

    This made me giggle because my daughter has been going Brazilian jujitsu for almost a year and we have watched black belt fighters spar..and dude couldn't be more wrong. He probably sucked at it, got his ass kicked, and is embarrassed.
    Oh I'm positive he sucked!

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  • CamrynnsMommyCamrynnsMommy member
    edited November 2013


    Oh I'm positive he sucked!
    It is pretty complicated..from what I've seen. I've never tried it. DD is there 5 days a week, works her ass off, and still has a white belt..3 stripes. BTW-my mom had comments about her doing any martial art (hell my mom has comments about any decision I make ever...yesterday was enjoyable) and even she is impressed with her. I highly recommend it for any kids. There is an autistic boy in her class and they are all great with him!

    I don't know much about martial arts, but my brother took Tae Kwon Do for several years and it was much more than "dudes putting their dicks in your face". My brother was highly anti-social so my mom forced him to do it, turns out it was a great decision. I also highly recommend it. Teaches self-defense, discipline, and hard-work. Kudos to your DD!

    Edit: not sure what's up with my quote...

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  • My FIL decided he wanted to take pictures of each individual at the table so he could personalize the contact in his telephone. I didn't want my picture taken so I covered my face. So kindly- IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE FCUKING FAMILY said- oh, just wait until we're snapping pictures with a baby coming from between your legs.

    First of all- YOU were not invited to be anywhere near me while I'm delivering my child and secondly- that is so many levels of inappropriate and disgusting. Ew.
  • We decided to tell my family yesterday and my crazy aunt  decided it would be ok to repeatedly rub my belly, ask me if we were trying and for how long, and ask me a ton times if I new what I having. I was gonna wait until Christmas and yesterday reinforced the whole reasons why I should have. 
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  • At my grandma's house (we ate last weekend but it's still Thanksgiving dinner I guess) I had an aunt who ignored that I was pregnant in that any time anybody asked a pregnancy related question (how are you feeling, do you know what you're having, etc) she assumed it was directed towards her DIL. Even if she was not in the room, in which case she answered for her. I didn't get to talk about my pregnancy once, even with those who asked. Then my mom wanted a picture of my grandma and her great grand kids and future great grand kids (the bumps) and this same aunt questioned why I needed to be in the picture. And yes she's fully aware that I am indeed pregnant.

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  • A little late to this particular party, but here you go:

    This was my first Thanksgiving with my ILs. As my sisters-in-law and I were preparing dinner MIL walks in, looks at something on the counter, and says, "What is this? It looks like a foreskin."

    Pretty sure the only reason I didn't vomit is because I've been on baby boards and the word "foreskin" isn't as foreign to me now. I laughed so hard I had to excuse myself. 
  • One of DH's uncles and his son (DH's cousin) got into a huge fight. Grown men who had been drinking all day started shoving each other. The sad thing is - this has happened on more than one occassion.

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  • mrspopsiclemrspopsicle member
    edited November 2013
    My father in law and his nephew (DH's 49 year old cousin) were talking football. FIL called his favorite team (ranked 6/12 in their conference) mediocre. The cousin got up and stormed off. Pretty soon his dad came up and scolded everyone at the table for "teasing" his son. Sir, your son is 40 and no one said one offensive word. He needs to grow the eff up. We left. I don't need to be scolded like a child for no reason on holidays. It was too ridiculous for me.

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  • sammy.ksammy.k member
    edited December 2013
    I can't stand my husbands family!!! We decided we would have thanksgiving with my family because we will be in Florida for Christmas with DH's family. Well, poor DH's grandmother went above and beyond to make a wonderful dinner for DH's uncle and cousins who live a few hours away only for them to CANCEL the morning of thanksgiving!! I was so mad! So then because uncle ditched, MIL thought she'd just join her friends and also ditched her mother who sat on the couch and watched football by herself on thanksgiving. I refused to have my parents come to the rescue and host her because that's what DH's family expected. I couldn't fathom doing something like that to my mother!!

    Nothing like a holiday like Thanksgiving to show how ungrateful people truly are!
  • Not a crazy one, but cute! My youngest cousin (16) is moderately autistic and loves having everyone together at Thanksgiving. We go to his house and he likes to make the place cards for where everyone sits.

    My husband and I were talking to him about the baby and asked him if he would get a place card next year. He was so cute because while the rest of the family can't seem to remember my due date, he knows the baby is coming around his birthday( he's the 17th and we are due the 18th). We asked what we should name the baby and he thought for about 5 minutes and suggested Dominic. Too cute!
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