So I'm at Target to get clips to put up the Christmas lights. I had the box of clips and a baby sweatshirt in hand, at the furthest corner of the store from the bathroom when I feel like my nose is running. NBD, I've had a nasty cold all week. Reach up to wipe my nose...and it's bleeding. The second I realize it, it ceases to just bleed and is gushing. Completely down my white shirt, smeared all over my face, running down my arm as I attempt to cover my nose, dripping all over the floor. And I'm running to the bathroom in front of Target Black Friday shoppers. Fantastic. At one point I stopped and strategically peeled off my outer shirt (thank goodness for layers) so I didn't look like I had been hacked. But there is clearly still blood everywhere. Everyone who comes in the bathroom looks horrified. The garbage looked like someone was murdered. UGH so not a proud moment.