Twatwaffle Tuesday!

lp0 · November 2013

I didn't see one started yet. Let's hear them ladies!

fauxvegan · November 2013

I think my dog nominates me cause he is getting neutered this morning. Hehehe.

lp0 · November 2013

So I'm going to give a big shout out to my dog who knocked me down yesterday. I feel like I got hit by a truck today. And to DH who after several weeks of being so sweet told me I was "a tad bit dramatic" when I called him yesterday crying that I fell and was heading to the dr. I get that I scared him but I did say I fell on my side NOT stomach. But regardless, any fall at 37 weeks pregnant is scary.

Oh and my MIL who I've heard from maybe three times in the past month and hasn't seen DS in the past 6weeks (not that I'm really complaining because it's been nice not dealing with her). But she called me three times yesterday to ask me a stupid question about something she found in a consignment shop but I didn't pick up because I was at the dr. When I called her back and told her I fell she didn't even let me finish telling her what happened and we were ok because she cut me off to ask me about the stupid piece of shit junk she found. Then she implied that she wanted me to host Christmas with a newborn for her family since she won't be able to clean her disgusting hoarder house in time. WTF!

greenbeanqueen · November 2013

The weather because my ice storm that was supposed to get me an extra day off got me nothin but a bunch of rain.

notkateanymore · November 2013

Cashingn2 said:

My recliner. I'm stuck sitting here til H gets up bc I feel like I will drop my daughter

LOL You won't. I promise. But you can use it as an excuse if you want to snuggle.

lp0 · November 2013

JennaBirdTheBride said:

LP0198 said:

When I called her back and told her I fell she didn't even let me finish telling her what happened and we were ok because she cut me off to ask me about the stupid piece of shit junk she found. Then she implied that she wanted me to host Christmas with a newborn for her family since she won't be able to clean her disgusting hoarder house in time. WTF!

I think the word c***punch comes to mind.

What an awful woman. Will DH handle her crazy for you?

DH wrote her off years ago and will only deal with her if he absolutely have to (basically holidays). I've always advocated for her because "it's his mother" but she has gotten progressively worst over the years and refuses to get help. Our relationship has changed over the past year so I've pretty much washed my hands of her as well.

DH decided that after she ruined our pumpkin picking outing with Ds this year that we will not be spending any more holidays with her. I told my step father in law and BIL about his decision but no one has told MIL yet. I'm going to let DH handle that doozy.

F47 · November 2013

Can I nominate maternity pants? Actually. I won't even ask. I'm doing it.

I almost wore sweats to work today. My dress pants left ridges in my hips that didn't go away for HOURS last night. So, no more maternity pants for me.

Sadly, instead of the yoga pants I wanted to wear today, I decided to have some dignity and wear a maxi dress. It's summery, though - and it's 32 degrees here today. Not ideal.

Waaaah. End whining.

lisab613 · November 2013

well, "twatwaffle" is a bit strong, but I'm a little annoyed at DH. I've been bugging him but he hasn't packed a bag for his own stuff for the hospital. I know it's not that big of a deal, but I'd feel better if it was done. I can just picture us kinda panicking b/c it's "go time" and him trying to throw some clothing together, as if we just discovered I was pregnant yesterday. This morning I told him that if he didn't pack his hospital bag soon he wouldn't be invited to go to the hospital.

jy725 · November 2013

I tried to get gas this morning at the Exxon on the way to work and it was a nightmare. I almost started crying. The first pump I went to when I was pumping, gas starting spilling out of the handle. I stopped using it cause I didn’t want to pay for a bunch of gas that was just spilling everywhere. So, I backed up to the pump behind it. It said "begin fueling" and I squeezed the a handle a zillion times and NOTHING came out. So, I had to cancel it. I got $3 worth of gas and a bad attitude.

notkateanymore · November 2013

lisab613 said:

well, "twatwaffle" is a bit strong, but I'm a little annoyed at DH. I've been bugging him but he hasn't packed a bag for his own stuff for the hospital. I know it's not that big of a deal, but I'd feel better if it was done. I can just picture us kinda panicking b/c it's "go time" and him trying to throw some clothing together, as if we just discovered I was pregnant yesterday. This morning I told him that if he didn't pack his hospital bag soon he wouldn't be invited to go to the hospital.

Just pack his bag if it's stressing you out. Not worth the stress!!

notkateanymore · November 2013

The rain sucks.

lisab613 · November 2013

KateMW said:

lisab613 said:

well, "twatwaffle" is a bit strong, but I'm a little annoyed at DH. I've been bugging him but he hasn't packed a bag for his own stuff for the hospital. I know it's not that big of a deal, but I'd feel better if it was done. I can just picture us kinda panicking b/c it's "go time" and him trying to throw some clothing together, as if we just discovered I was pregnant yesterday. This morning I told him that if he didn't pack his hospital bag soon he wouldn't be invited to go to the hospital.

Just pack his bag if it's stressing you out. Not worth the stress!!

You're probably right, but I don't want to pack his bag for him. I want him to do it himself. In a way him not packing his bag seems like he's not realizing this could happen any day now. I realize this might be me acting irrationally.

jaykay627 · November 2013

LP0198 said:
So I'm going to give a big shout out to my dog who knocked me down yesterday. I feel like I got hit by a truck today. And to DH who after several weeks of being so sweet told me I was "a tad bit dramatic" when I called him yesterday crying that I fell and was heading to the dr. I get that I scared him but I did say I fell on my side NOT stomach. But regardless, any fall at 37 weeks pregnant is scary.

Oh and my MIL who I've heard from maybe three times in the past month and hasn't seen DS in the past 6weeks (not that I'm really complaining because it's been nice not dealing with her). But she called me three times yesterday to ask me a stupid question about something she found in a consignment shop but I didn't pick up because I was at the dr. When I called her back and told her I fell she didn't even let me finish telling her what happened and we were ok because she cut me off to ask me about the stupid piece of shit junk she found. Then she implied that she wanted me to host Christmas with a newborn for her family since she won't be able to clean her disgusting hoarder house in time. WTF!

You win. So sorry you're dealing with so much right now! I hope you feel better soon.

KELLILOVESJOSH · November 2013

The rain here really sucks its been non stop for three freaking days. It went from sunny high 70's to 35 and rainy. I've had the most horrible sinus headache. But my Twatwaffle nom goes to the creepy gas station manager yesterday who said I look real good for someone about to "drop " a baby and asked me to come back and see him after. WTAF?

amyrose542 · November 2013

Every single person who has for the past 4 days said to me " your gonna go today!" I will also add as a minor twat my MIL who thinks I can't handle driving myself to my Dr appointment because my water might break when getting checked. Apparently when your water breaks you forget how to do everything.... @loolaide agreed with prenominating the doc since my bits are sore enough without your hand in there.

Caitlinh27 · November 2013

I nominate myself for being such a little girl about starting perineum massages with DH. My Doula was over last night and told us how important it is that we start doing them now. Ever since she brought it up I've been stressing about it! Totally stupid since he's obviously been down there before. I guess the difference is that he's never really just stared at it. Not to mention I'm sure it doesn't look all that great right now (I've been too afraid to look.)

northport6 · November 2013

This box of cereal. Because I bought it on Sunday and now it is empty. KASHIIIIIIIII!

jamisonxo · November 2013

I nominate the desks at school. while trying to take a test this morning, I must have moved over a hundred times cause they push into my belly.

2010weddinggal · November 2013

KateMW said:

lisab613 said:

well, "twatwaffle" is a bit strong, but I'm a little annoyed at DH. I've been bugging him but he hasn't packed a bag for his own stuff for the hospital. I know it's not that big of a deal, but I'd feel better if it was done. I can just picture us kinda panicking b/c it's "go time" and him trying to throw some clothing together, as if we just discovered I was pregnant yesterday. This morning I told him that if he didn't pack his hospital bag soon he wouldn't be invited to go to the hospital.

Just pack his bag if it's stressing you out. Not worth the stress!!

This

I packed a pair of clothes for hubby, I plan on sending him home one night so he can finish cleaning what needs to be cleaned, getting the animals acquainted to the smell of the baby etc. If I let him pack he would wait till the very last min.

aundrea1225 · November 2013

Loolaide said:
I'm going to pre-nominate my OB, who will be checking my cervix for me today.

This for me also. I better get some good news out of it too.
And my dog, for not coming when I call her back inside this morning and making me go out and get her in snow weather.

notkateanymore · November 2013

lisab613 said:

KateMW said:

lisab613 said:

well, "twatwaffle" is a bit strong, but I'm a little annoyed at DH. I've been bugging him but he hasn't packed a bag for his own stuff for the hospital. I know it's not that big of a deal, but I'd feel better if it was done. I can just picture us kinda panicking b/c it's "go time" and him trying to throw some clothing together, as if we just discovered I was pregnant yesterday. This morning I told him that if he didn't pack his hospital bag soon he wouldn't be invited to go to the hospital.

Just pack his bag if it's stressing you out. Not worth the stress!!

You're probably right, but I don't want to pack his bag for him. I want him to do it himself. In a way him not packing his bag seems like he's not realizing this could happen any day now. I realize this might be me acting irrationally.

I am all for a battle of wills usually, but not right now. In the end, only you are suffering it seems.

swirl25 · November 2013

I guess it's not quite twatwaffle status, but my dad is annoying me...he keeps referring to LO by the middle name we chose, and refuses to use her first name. His reason is that he likes the middle name....clearly implying he does not like our first name choice. Then he asked, "So is that REALLY going to be her first name?" Um, YES. She will NOT be going by her middle name, you need to call her by the name we chose, please and thank you.

MissyC979 · November 2013

I think I need to nominate myself. I am beyond impatient to have this baby and I can't stand being pregnant any more. I feel like I'm being jerked around by these contractions and cramping that just aren't progressing. I'm not due until next week, but I am really worried that the baby won't come on his own and I'll need to be induced (I had a really rough induction with DS1).

So yeah, I need to be patient, but I just don't have it in me right now...

playball13 · November 2013

My cat, Elwood, for waking me up at 5:00 am because he wanted to be fed. Of course, he still had food in his bowl. Bastard.

mavgirl_73 · November 2013

The sandman is a twatwaffle. He's been evading me for weeks. Between no sleep, an early morning with two cranky kids, and my generalized hatred of this stage of pregnancy I'm sure I'm definitely being nominated as the crankiest chick alive. Hating the world!

jamrosj · November 2013

superspecialsnowflake said:

My needy stomach. For the past two weeks, more often than not, and no matter what I eat, it has been like this:

Thanks for finding the perfect meme for me today. I just ate McDonalds for lunch and an orange and it's like my stomach didn't register ANY of it.

TimeToReplaceTheCatsWithABaby · November 2013

My former coworker. I moved 1000+ miles away over a year ago. I thought we were still friends. Turns out she asked a mutual friend if DH (of 7 freaking years) will be getting a paternity test "because you know how she is." Really? How am I? Cause I'm pretty sure that while I'm friends with plenty of guys, I don't cheat on DH and we're freaking overjoyed to finally have this planned baby after trying for more than a year...

Secondary twatwaffle nomination to the friend that let me know she said this. I'm not going to see any of these people for months, if at all. Why stress me out four days before my freaking due date.

greenbeanqueen · November 2013

SweetSouthernMomma08 said:

The weather because my ice storm that was supposed to get me an extra day off got me nothin but a bunch of rain.

@greenbeanqueen - SERIOUSLY?! 2 HR DELAY =/= ALL DAY IN PJS! ugh!

We had a 2 hr delay today too, but teachers have to report at normal time...

Ansleyturner · November 2013

Door to door salesmen. They can all just go jump off of a cliff. ESPECIALLY when you ring my doorbell twice one right after another. If this happens when I have a sleeping newborn, I will answer the door holding a gun.

2010weddinggal · November 2013

My mom is being a twatwaffle, I love her and she has mental issues and I'm patient but when she sits there and goes off on me for no reason what so ever I get angry. She can not help it but I'll be damned if I let her talk down to me, I'm sorry it is all about me right now but everyone is excited and I will not let her steal my spotlight.

shoeflypie · November 2013

I'm nominating the 'air blowers' in my gymnasium and every maintaince guy that could've fixed them back in October. Every year, for the past 5, they don't work and need fixed. So my gym ends up being wayyy to cold. Like, See your breath, cold. And to my union rep, thanks for blowing me off about it.

I was about to put on multiple layers this morning and decided, screw it. Using a sick day and my building rep can cover my class and feel just how cold it really is...

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