Ok I know we've discussed sniss (sneeze/piss) But I totally Vissed my pants a bit today (vomit/pissed) Thought some could use a chuckle Happy Monday Bumpies
I have taken to getting in the tub and leaning over the toilet when I have to throw up so I don't have to keep cleaning the floor when I vomiss. Pregnancy is so glamorous.
Seriously no one tells you this shit until you join the parent club. I think chin hairs, loss of bladder control, pain and vomiting like the worst hangover of your life for three months should be shared on those safe sex classes. Lol
Totally love this realistic post. I've totally vissed before. :-&
Our 3 Precious Angels That Left Us Too Soon BFP #2-EDD 07/05/13 - Tater and Tot passed at 12w3d. D&C 1/17/13 BFP #3-EDD 12/19/13 - Peanut passed at 9w1d. D&C 05/31/13
That happened to me...I was running out the door to the OB and suddenly felt like I was going to be sick. Peed my pants while I was vomiting. Ended up being late since I had to change pants and underwear. DH won't let me forget it lol, it's the running joke now, don't get sick you don't have extra pants'
Re: I Vissed
Married DH 7/30/11
CSC arrived 5/7/12
CHC arrived 6/2/14
Hope your feeling better though!
I'm not new. I just hate The Bump.
I think chin hairs, loss of bladder control, pain and vomiting like the worst hangover of your life for three months should be shared on those safe sex classes. Lol
I'm not new. I just hate The Bump.
Our 3 Precious Angels That Left Us Too Soon
BFP #2-EDD 07/05/13 - Tater and Tot passed at 12w3d. D&C 1/17/13
BFP #3-EDD 12/19/13 - Peanut passed at 9w1d. D&C 05/31/13
Diagnosed with Hypothyroid 05/20/13
BFP #4 - 09/22/13 - DD#2 born 05/27/14
All Alers Welcome!
And I lost my mucus plug on the bathroom floor.
And then DH found it about 20 minutes later.
Been right there with you. Can someone tell me, is this the beautiful, magical part of pregnancy? I want to be sure I don't miss it...
I'm not new. I just hate The Bump.
I just peed myself LOL. Just regular peed. Hahahahahahaha
U are all so freaking funny