April '14, you've done it again

Re: April '14, you've done it again

• HappyDoc member

  November 2013

  O... M... G...
  

  
  

  Baby Lexi: BFP: May 12, 2013 (Mother's Day), EDD: January 21, 2014
  

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• Rushley member

  November 2013

  This poll is absolutely ridiculous! lol. But I love the responses, especially about the stripper name choice. 

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• ashleywiz member

  November 2013

  :-? What the....

  
  

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• Siblynika member

  November 2013

  There's also an amazing poll on the daddy page about sex and poop

  
  

  
  

  
  

   

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• Siblynika member

  November 2013

  https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12169270/sex-and-poop-a-poll-of-sorts/p1
  
  Thank you December 2013 for linking these gems.

  
  

  
  

  
  

   

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• mrskratt member

  November 2013 edited November 2013

  Is this real life!!??

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• Roses87 member

  November 2013

  I got through one paged. Very funny tho and wtf?

  BFP #1 (7/13/12) MC (8/14) 9 weeks. D & C 8/17.
  BFP #2 (5/18/13) due 1/26/14. Grow baby grow!
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• Siblynika member

  November 2013

  I'm not sure if I'm grateful we have no crazies or sorely disappointed.

  
  

  
  

  
  

   

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• ashleywiz member

  November 2013

  Ahhh then I clicked the link to go to the sex and poop thread. I'm disturbed.

  
  

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• Winnieella member

  November 2013

  OP I love you!!!!! Thank you for sharing these wonderful gems. 

  
  

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• grml14 member

  November 2013

  I've been craving a good dose of craY pregnant lady rant lately. Thanks for this. Made me laugh for quite a while!!!

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• sehudson821 member

  November 2013

  Reading this post made me incredibly hungry for Taco Bell, but I'm too busy laughing to go!!!

  
  

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• tootsscott member

  November 2013

  Laughing makes me contract, but so wish I could read it!!

  
  

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• Kc101212 member

  November 2013

  Wow...

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  J14's January Signature Challenge: Favorite Post-Delivery Indulgence

  

  
  

  

  
  

  

  
  

  Our little Princess is due 1.29.14

  
  

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• MoCo2010 member

  November 2013

  OH my goodness that just made my day!!  I suppose I could see her thought of asking for opinions, but if she wasn't new to TB how in the world did she think that it wasn't going to be made fun of?  I needed those laughs today!!!! 

  

  
  

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• Tcbrannon222 member

  November 2013

  All I can say is....WTF!

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• RedSaffron member

  November 2013

  Well that was entertaining, I love how she said, "nice of you guys to bully a pregnant person" and someone replied, "we're all pregnant here, so playing the pregnancy card isn't gonna work.." haha.

  

  

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• cowscrub member

  November 2013

  That was 2 great reads while I'm getting my hair done.. Lol! My hair lady was wanting in on what's so funny! I love how she said well I'm deleting the app and the reply was umm it's not like were going away...were still here!! Hahaha!

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• Ljessen13 member

  November 2013

  I got through two pages and had to stop!!! My head is spinning!

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• berenely member

  November 2013

  It's hard to even go past the first page because the OP can't spell or use proper punctuation to save her life. But oh, how entertaining it is to read!! Thanks for the entertainment!
  

  
      
  

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• blue_elle member

  November 2013

  Hilarious.
  
  Curious what in the world could have led to the poop poll...then again I don't think I really want to know.

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• thegosiers member

  November 2013

  Hole-y cow!

   

  
  

  
  

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• Munchie2.0 member

  November 2013

  This made my night! Awesome

  

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

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• MamaP19 member

  November 2013

  Please excuse me while I go vomit..

  

  

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• LuGal623 member

  November 2013

  I couldn't get past the first page. Too much!

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  DS conceived NTNP; born 1/8/14 
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  OB ordered SA 2/17 and referred to RE for MFI - Low Count/Motility
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• MrsGraham06 member

  November 2013

  It sounds like a good thing I didn't click on the poop poll. I don't think I can take that crap today
  

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• Siblynika member

  November 2013

  MrsGraham06 said:

  It sounds like a good thing I didn't click on the poop poll. I don't think I can take that crap today
  

  I see what you did there

  
  

  
  

  
  

   

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• AshleyDoll member

  November 2013

  After the craptastic day I've had this gave me a good laugh
  

  
   
  

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• bethughknee member

  November 2013 edited November 2013

  I get where this girl is coming from. @MarBee1214 asked us to help pick out her new bathroom faucet. That's like one step down from choosing a last name, right? Maybe two steps. I think the one between faucet and new last name is "Help Me Choose Between These Two Houses And Here Are The Addresses."
  
  ETA: I love titted the Princess Consuela BananaHammock comment. I want to be friends with everyone who references Friends. EVER.
  

  
  
  Married: 9.22.12 - DD: 1.7.14 - EDD 2: 10.30.17 - J14 OG
  

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• bethughknee member

  November 2013

  MarBee1214 said:

  bethughknee said:

  I get where this girl is coming from. @MarBee1214 asked us to help pick out her new bathroom faucet. That's like one step down from choosing a last name, right? Maybe two steps. I think the one between faucet and new last name is "Help Me Choose Between These Two Houses And Here Are The Addresses."
  
  ETA: I love titted the Princess Consuela BananaHammock comment. I want to be friends with everyone who references Friends. EVER.
  

  @bethughknee I love titted her too!

  
  

  Ps: I must confess...I didn't actually get either of the faucets in that poll 

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  WHAAAAAAT?! I LOVED THE FIRST ONE! Girl you better update that post with your choice because some of us might lose sleep over this.
  

  
  
  Married: 9.22.12 - DD: 1.7.14 - EDD 2: 10.30.17 - J14 OG
  

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• Siblynika member

  November 2013

  jessicabcairns said:

  @blue_elle Because I hangout on the Parenting board where the poop poll originated, I highly suggest heading over there to find the version of the poll on that board. It explains where it came from. Better yet, @justAphase - please explain to the lovely ladies of J14 why there is a poop poll

  Please do, inquiring minds demand to know!

  
  

  
  

  
  

   

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• Siblynika member

  November 2013

  @justAphase

  
  

  
  

  
  

   

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• LuckyDad member

  November 2013

  My favorite part of the poop poll was us dads (all four of us) answered the question politely and seriously.

  

  -My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
  

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• gracete member

  November 2013

  Wow some people are really cray...

   

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