Also craziest place would be going down the road on prom night. Dh was driving and I got on top of him. I am a spooning position fan or regular old missionary.
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Definitely have done it in the backseat of a car in the middle of a farmers field. Sadly that is the craziest place ever, But keep your panties on, because I will probably blow this out of the water. Craziest thing I have ever done... I had a threesome with my two best friends. And no.... None of them were boys.
As to Oing, I can 99% of the time if I am helping myself out with it... Of course as I write that sentence I now have the song "I touch myself" stuck in my head. But I hate Oing before H. I find it uncomfortable. Especially if he takes too long after.
Yep, @Rosebean, I've done something similar. Had a foursome (or should it just be called an orgy?) with three of my friends. None of which were dudes. It was pretty extreme. To say I was wild in my earlier years would be an understatement.
I've also done it while driving (on top while a SO drove), and DH and I have pulled over on some back roads and done it in the woods. Or with me bent over the hood of the car. Given a lot of road head to DH as well.
I have NO sex drive now, which sucks. But I had the best sex of my life while I was pregnant. Couldn't get enough of it!
I had a half day of school but DS's daycare was open for a full day. I went out to lunch with a friend and came home for a bit before I picked him up at our usual 3pm. DH was working from home today so we engaged in a little afternoon delight. It was glorious. It was the first time we were alone in our house since the baby was born and I was glad I could be openly, ahem, vocal.
I guess then that my overshare of the week is that we often don't have Ninja sex. We were blessed with a baby that generally sleeps soundly, so we just let it all hang out lol. This will probably change when he's older. I throw up a little in my mouth at the thought of my son walking in on us. I did it to my parents...twice. Life has never been the same.
I guess then that my overshare of the week is that we often don't have Ninja sex. We were blessed with a baby that generally sleeps soundly, so we just let it all hang out lol. This will probably change when he's older. I throw up a little in my mouth at the thought of my son walking in on us. I did it to my parents...twice. Life has never been the same.
LOL!!
DS would probably sleep through it, but I don't know. I guess I feel funny letting my freak flag really fly. :P
We did other things this afternoon as well that I wouldn't want to do with a little one in the house!
The day he can climb out of his bed is the end our Freak Flag Flyin' days lol. I distinctly remember the sights and sounds of my parents. Scarred for life lol.
My parents have been divorced since I was 4, but I remember seeing my dad doing it with his then girlfriend. I was only about 6 at the time but I remember being super embarrassed.
After reading all this I feel a little selfish. If I'm not getting a happy ending then we ain't doing it! Lol. Maybe this has to do with having had a very selfish bf when I was younger. I almost never had an O with him (bc he was so quick) and he was a big fan of getting mouth loving but never gave it. So when DH and I DTD we are both having an O or no one is!
After reading all this I feel a little selfish. If I'm not getting a happy ending then we ain't doing it! Lol. Maybe this has to do with having had a very selfish bf when I was younger. I almost never had an O with him (bc he was so quick) and he was a big fan of getting mouth loving but never gave it. So when DH and I DTD we are both having an O or no one is!
After reading all this I feel a little selfish. If I'm not getting a happy ending then we ain't doing it! Lol. Maybe this has to do with having had a very selfish bf when I was younger. I almost never had an O with him (bc he was so quick) and he was a big fan of getting mouth loving but never gave it. So when DH and I DTD we are both having an O or no one is!
I don't think that's selfish!
Maybe selfish is not the right word. I'm just seeing a lot of ladies doing things just for their DH's and not necessarily worrying about themselves. I should mention I had that bf for two years so maybe I've suffered enough already lol
After reading all this I feel a little selfish. If I'm not getting a happy ending then we ain't doing it! Lol. Maybe this has to do with having had a very selfish bf when I was younger. I almost never had an O with him (bc he was so quick) and he was a big fan of getting mouth loving but never gave it. So when DH and I DTD we are both having an O or no one is!
I don't think that's selfish!
Maybe selfish is not the right word. I'm just seeing a lot of ladies doing things just for their DH's and not necessarily worrying about themselves. I should mention I had that bf for two years so maybe I've suffered enough already lol
To quote Samantha from Sex and the City, "When I RSVP to a party, I make it my business to come."
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Maybe selfish is not the right word. I'm just seeing a lot of ladies doing things just for their DH's and not necessarily worrying about themselves. I should mention I had that bf for two years so maybe I've suffered enough already lol
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