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Re: Report for duty.

  • MonkeybabeMonkeybabe member
    I love these types of gifs/videos. 
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  • anustartanustart member
    There is nothing better than fresh garlic. Garlic powder is a disservice to humanity. 


    I seriously would buy a candle that smelled of sauteed garlic. I love it so hard. (TWSS)


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    R: October 2010
    O: January 2013

    I'm sorry that I couldn't get to you.,
    Anywhere, I would have followed you. 
    justaphase+anustart=assoulmates 4 life
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  • MonkeybabeMonkeybabe member
    Well, looks like I fucked up.
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    I wonder if he's eating a russet potato, because that's pretty hardcore.
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  • LuckyDadLuckyDad member
    Monkeybabe said:
    Well, looks like I fucked up.
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    I wonder if he's eating a russet potato, because that's pretty hardcore.
    Satire?
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BhqjipgCIAAOz7H.jpg
    -My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
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  • anustartanustart member
    Monkeybabe said:
    Well, looks like I fucked up.
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    I wonder if he's eating a russet potato, because that's pretty hardcore.
    uuuuhhhhmmmmm so they had like a really expensive celebration to be roommates? Cool story bro. Go eat more potatoes.


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    R: October 2010
    O: January 2013

    I'm sorry that I couldn't get to you.,
    Anywhere, I would have followed you. 
    justaphase+anustart=assoulmates 4 life
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  • ShakeyJakeyShakeyJakey member
    Monkeybabe said:

    I love these types of gifs/videos. 

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    SO FUCKING CUTE OMG I DIE

    Harry Styles = Life Ruiner

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    There’s a lightning in your eyes I can't deny
    Then there’s me inside a sinking boat running out of time
    Without you I'll never make it out alive
    But I know, yes, I know we’ll be alright
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    I hope they're not old school Catholics.  Otherwise they're not really married.
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  • MonkeybabeMonkeybabe member
    edited November 2013
    Probably, @luckydad, but they cropped out the source, so I have no idea. Still, eating a russet potato raw would be hard.
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  • anustartanustart member
    Why does @luckydad always have to be the reasonable one?! GAWD. 

    I kind of wanted to believe the article because, wut???


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    R: October 2010
    O: January 2013

    I'm sorry that I couldn't get to you.,
    Anywhere, I would have followed you. 
    justaphase+anustart=assoulmates 4 life
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  • ShakeyJakeyShakeyJakey member
    anustart said:

    omgggg why don't I have bacon or tomatoes right now?!?!?!??????????


    Also, the best way to eat a BLT is with garlic mayo. (ie: chop up fresh garlic and mix in mayo) You're welcome. 

    So you're having lettuce and mayo? Eh, I've made less out of a sandwich.

    Harry Styles = Life Ruiner

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    There’s a lightning in your eyes I can't deny
    Then there’s me inside a sinking boat running out of time
    Without you I'll never make it out alive
    But I know, yes, I know we’ll be alright
    -----------------------------------------------------------------------
    J. 1.14.13 my reason for breathing 
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  • MonkeybabeMonkeybabe member
    Stupid @luckydad being right. It's from some site called Lark News, which is similar to the Onion.
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  • MonkeybabeMonkeybabe member
    Baby goats are so cute. It's too bad they just look kinda weird as adults.
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  • ShakeyJakeyShakeyJakey member
    Monkeybabe said:

    I love these types of gifs/videos. 

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    I want my child to do this

    Harry Styles = Life Ruiner

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    There’s a lightning in your eyes I can't deny
    Then there’s me inside a sinking boat running out of time
    Without you I'll never make it out alive
    But I know, yes, I know we’ll be alright
    -----------------------------------------------------------------------
    J. 1.14.13 my reason for breathing 
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  • LuckyDadLuckyDad member
    overture said:
    I hope they're not old school Catholics.  Otherwise they're not really married.
    Or Game of Thrones!
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BhqjipgCIAAOz7H.jpg
    -My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
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  • missyisheremissyishere member
    What a fun morning read. I love you all.


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  • randomsalpalrandomsalpal member
    missyishere said:
    What a fun morning read. I love you all.
    Agreed!  The roommate article was entertaining...Maybe he has a micropenis.
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