You know you have pregnancy brain when...

last14real · November 2013

You are cleaning up the bathroom after you give your 2 yr old a bath, you pick up his dirty clothes. Proceed to kitchen and throw them in the trash. It is not until you close the trash cabinet door and walk into the laundry room to start the washer that you realize "where the hell are the clothes I just had".....

peanutmuse · November 2013

You leave your keys hanging in the front door overnight. On the outside.

kteeswei · November 2013

You put your bowl of food down for the cat as you proceed to the couch with his dry kibble....

KristaBelieve · November 2013

You wear your navy blue shoes instead of your black shoes to work. This was me yesterday and I did not notice until after lunch.

jwp325 · November 2013

You forget what you were talking about mid sentence. Thank God I have understanding students who remind me what I was saying instead of taking advantage of my spacing out.

LabPupLuv · November 2013

peanutmuse said:

You leave your keys hanging in the front door overnight. On the outside.

@peanutmuse - I did that Monday night! My DH almost killed me... When do we get our brains back?

Hkula · November 2013

I repeatedly send emails to myself instead of the person they should be going to... This is getting to be too much.

Roses87 · November 2013

You leave your keys hanging in the front door overnight. On the outside.

I have done this not pregnant several times lol. My hubby has done this as well.

kteeswei · November 2013

Hkula said:

I repeatedly send emails to myself instead of the person they should be going to... This is getting to be too much.

haha!- similar to this, I keep texting myself stuff meant for DH. I sent something through iMessage on my computer to my own number to get it on my phone and I keep accidentally doing it!

Cometsjen · November 2013

Roses87 said:

You leave your keys hanging in the front door overnight. On the outside.
I have done this not pregnant several times lol. My hubby has done this as well.

I'm right there with you! I did this not pregnant! I keep finding random things in the fridge/freezer. I'm currently looking for my fireplace remote - can't wait to see where I placed this one.

PreDempsey · November 2013

When your pregnant coworker says "Ok I'm going to lock up" an hour early and you honestly have to stop and think about what time we really close on Thursdays. Our bank is a third tri shit show.

sarahmarie2 · November 2013

You put the phone back on the hook, and then go crazy trying to find it when it rings 5 minutes later. Not just once, but 4 times.

daltosostarby · November 2013

You search and search for your cell phone (about 15min) in the car to realize once you get up that you've been sitting on it the whole time (wedged in the back/bottom of the chair).

ksonne · November 2013

I can't do laundry any more, I forget the soap sometimes and when I put the clothes in the dryer I often forget to hit the start button.

Mrs.Salt&Pepper · November 2013

You look for your cell phone for over 30 minutes, then give up. Then realize 10 minutes later you're listening to Pandora on it and it's plugged into your home stereo system.

SandFHasse · November 2013

You leave a gallon of milk out all night and then try to put the new one in the pantry.

Piach · November 2013

You've been spraying leave in conditioner on your hair instead if hairspray & can't understand why the curls aren't staying (3 days in a row)

HereWeGo2 · November 2013

sapatel1 said:
Adding to the cell phone scenarios: You're rushing to walk out the door and are searching frantically for your cell phone... you happen to also be talking on said cell phone at that very moment.

Sadly I've done this not preg... The worst is when you tell the person your talking to "I've got to go, I can't find my freaking phone..." Then it takes a second to realize how they knew it was in your hand...

lolinshag · November 2013

When you see MIL at walmart and walk all around the store shopping with her and talkking for an hour, check out, leave, then realize as you are driving away that it is her bday!!!! I did this tonight. 8-} but i did turn around and caught her at her car to appoligize.

Tylynngrace · November 2013

You put your phone in the refrigerator and look for it for at least a half hour.

BShreeve · November 2013

You get the time for YOUR baby shower wrong and show up forty five minutes late....

megngregk · November 2013

You have to spell your last name out in your head before attempting your signature on Targets card reader.

Shmiggles · November 2013

You make four pieces of toast for breakfast and only put jam on three.

bellamatson · November 2013

You go grocery shopping, and an hour later walk up to your car... Still running. Happened a week and a half ago. Hahaha

bensmommy518 · November 2013

You and the family go out for dinner at a fast food restaurant and you are in charge of ordering the food while DH takes DS to the table to play. You order only the food for yourself despite knowing what the others wanted ordered and don't realize you didn't order anything for them until you get to the table with your food and sit down. Yep, happened on Wednesday night.

LMCB12 · November 2013

You are writing out the alphabet for your toddler and you skip from the letter C to F.

jnschutten · November 2013

Your coworkers come in to tell you it is snowing outside, and you excitedly ask where (to go see).

Kc101212 · November 2013

Michael Scott sums up my pregnancy brain perfectly...

McGuireMommy · November 2013

You stand at your front door thoroughly annoyed that it will not push open, even though you've pushed the unlock button several times... Meanwhile, the car keeps beeping angrily behind you.

Tcbrannon222 · November 2013

My 10 year old stopped me in the garage getting in the car and ask are you wearing your pjs to work! Next day almost left without putting on my boots. Good thing my dd can also watch out for me. I will owe her!