It's a...nother name thread! AKA "If you thought some names on TB were bad..."

jennypenny1014 · November 2013

...at least we haven't seen anything quite like the gems these folks have chosen!

https://xfinity.comcast.net/slideshow/entertainment-wackycelebbabynames/1/

Enjoy!

MamaFantastic · November 2013

clementine kind of makes my heart melt.

kwolslager · November 2013

HA funny.. Out of all of them the one that is the most normal is David Beckham's baby girl named Harper Seven.. the number seven as the middle name wasn't just "cool" or a random name. They explained how it was significant to them (not only his jersey number but also the baby was born 7lbs in the month of July in the seventh hour-- crazy!)

irisheyez7 · November 2013

Pilot InspeKtor and Audio Science are my favorites!~

MamaFantastic · November 2013

Pearl is another GP name for me.... it's so cute but i'd never actually use it.

clementine pearl.... i mean c'mon...!!

bootsiebabe · November 2013

I cannot handle Rainbow Aurora.

MrsL13 · November 2013

I would like to share that my aunts ex husband has a child named Shamless Love Lindystar. She goes by the nn Shame. I feel so bad for her.

jennypenny1014 · November 2013

MrsL13 said:
I would like to share that my aunts ex husband has a child named Shamless Love Lindystar. She goes by the nn Shame. I feel so bad for her.

YEESH. That poor, poor girl... And to have to live in shame both literally and figuratively...my heart breaks for her.

Bluebird2318 · November 2013

Some of those names I actually don't mind, even if they're NMS. I don't think Lincoln is necessarily any worse than Jackson for example. I do find it odd for a girl though. I'm okay with odd MNs, so Harper Seven doesn't bother me either. None of the Pitt-Jolie kids' names really bother me either (Maddox, Pax, Zahara, Shiloh, Knox, Vivienne), although they are definitely odd/unique.

But seriously... Pilot Inspektor? Heaven Rain? Breeze Beretta? Rekker? Dekker? Rainbow Aurora? I just can't. There's pushing the line and then there's that mess.

MissWhis · November 2013

Breeze Beretta is the worst. Barely even creative, mostly just 110% trashy. Charlie-Ballerina is pretty bad, too.

But some of these are a stretch to be considered "wacky." Felix? That's not unusual here at all.

michaelad3 · November 2013

I didn't make it all the way through the list, so I'm not sure if this one made the cut, but one of my all time favorite celebrity child names is Penn Jilette's daughter, Moxie Crimefighter

jennypenny1014 · November 2013

MissWhis said:

Breeze Beretta is the worst. Barely even creative, mostly just 110% trashy. Charlie-Ballerina is pretty bad, too. But some of these are a stretch to be considered "wacky." Felix? That's not unusual here at all.

ITA with all of this. Some of them I totally thought "really?? This isnt that odd..." but others just made me roll my eyes so hard I almost passed out.

Eija3014 · November 2013

I really love Sunday Rose. Not something you'd hear every day but it's not ridiculous at all. I liked some other ones too.

I know they are old but for me, nothing will ever be worse than Blanket or Apple. That's just plain mean to your child.

BiggerinRealLife · November 2013

Love it!

NYJodway · November 2013

Eija3014 said:

I really love Sunday Rose. Not something you'd hear every day but it's not ridiculous at all. I liked some other ones too. I know they are old but for me, nothing will ever be worse than Blanket or Apple. That's just plain mean to your child.

When I was a kid, there were two girls in our neighborhood named "Apple" and "Peaches"

spano41 · November 2013

My maiden name is Hill. I have two second cousins named Sandy and Rocky. Very funny guys! At least they didn't name one Bunker which was my dogs name growing up

JWest07 · November 2013

Omg...I knew a sandy and rocky hill here in my hometown!

KatieKim0815 · November 2013

I actually love a lot of the names. Felix, Oscar, Lincoln, Clementine, Harper Seven. And probably not a popular opinion but though I can't stand "North West" I actually like her NN Nori.

Some of them are out to lunch though!

Serenla · November 2013

clementine=bad ass little girl in TWD. I like the name.

nikki912 · November 2013

Cricket?! Cutest term of endearment ever but as a name, no. Just no.

I love Lincoln. If I could convince DH I'd name our daughter or son Lincoln and call them Link. Bc Zelda is awesome.

Rainbow is just mean.

Rogue237 · November 2013

I only find the name Axl very strange because my maiden name is Axle, so I feel like they're spelling it way wrong. Rainbow makes me want to vomit, as does Pilot Inspektor and Audio Science.

Rogue237 · November 2013

And @serenla - doesn't Robert Rodriguez know that Rogue is a girl's name?

Serenla · November 2013

@rogue237 He just isn't cool enough!

pannk · November 2013

nikki912 said:

Cricket?! Cutest term of endearment ever but as a name, no. Just no. I love Lincoln. If I could convince DH I'd name our daughter or son Lincoln and call them Link. Bc Zelda is awesome. Rainbow is just mean.

Lincoln is one of our top two choices for boys names. I came up with it years ago because I wanted to name our future son Link after Zelda

lyndsey774 · November 2013

We named our son Lincoln after a character on a TV show called Prison Break. Everyone loves it and it fits him perfectly! We call him Linc

kaylynne · November 2013

MissWhis said:

Breeze Beretta is the worst. Barely even creative, mostly just 110% trashy. Charlie-Ballerina is pretty bad, too. But some of these are a stretch to be considered "wacky." Felix? That's not unusual here at all.

I think Felix is on the list because his brother is Oscar. Not that the names are weird individually, but it would be like naming your kids Luke and Laura, Charlie and Alan, Clark and Lois, Sam and Dean, Zack and Cody... (wow, this list was harder to make that I expected... I didn't realize how many tv charcters go by their last names)

ETA I really don't see what Honor Marie is doing on the list, unless she's being singled out because her father's name is Cash.

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