Funny kid stories

theuntaggablek · November 2013

In an effort to explain God, I told S that God made the world. I also used "because God made it that way" as an answer to the constant why questions.
Fast forward to now....Mama, did God make the the toilet? Why not? Did God make the dump truck? Did God make the Halloween candy? Etc.etc.

Well so much for simple explanation.

bumpuser260585 · November 2013

That's cute.

Today I asked J if he wanted to go get his hair cut. He said "Yes, it is too long. I won't be strong any more." Took me a minute to get it, but he was talking about the story of Samson and Delilah.

dee12807 · November 2013

T told me yesterday that he was going to take a trip. I asked where and he told me far away. My inlaws are in Mexico, so I had been explaining how they were going really far away on a trip. Next thing I know he's in the corner behind the couch yelling 'I'm on my trip really far away now. See you soon!'

I guess I need to take him more places

EVM1216 · November 2013

DD likes to say "I'm going to work now, bye-bye" when she leaves a room. When asked where she works she always says "At the Halloween store!" I imagine this will change once she realizes there are Christmas stores too.

bosha711 · November 2013

DS's mind is always running a mile a minute, so at bedtime, I tell him to shut his brain off, tell his brain it's time to go to sleep, etc.

Well tonight, both MH & I were in his room at bedtime & as usual, he was carrying on a mile a minute spelling the words on his new Thomas sheets. I told him, "ok, Mommy's going downstairs now, so time to shut your brain off & get into bed". He tells me, "But mommy, I have to turn my brain on so I can talk to Daddy!"

I look at MH & we are both holding in the laughter & MH's like, "well, he's got you there!"

mommyfied · November 2013

Today Jacob called me a "hippo"..
X_X

pitterpatter129 · November 2013

Tonight I made fish tacos and DH told Nate to "Tell your mother thank you for dinner." He said, "No! It's eeewww! Yuck!" We both barely held it together in front of him. DH was trying tell him between snorts and giggles that wasn't nice. Nate told me before bed he was "bery, bery hungry"; hope breakfast isn't as gross.

theuntaggablek · November 2013

pitterpatter129 said:

Tonight I made fish tacos and DH told Nate to "Tell your mother thank you for dinner." He said, "No! It's eeewww! Yuck!" We both barely held it together in front of him. DH was trying tell him between snorts and giggles that wasn't nice. Nate told me before bed he was "bery, bery hungry"; hope breakfast isn't as gross.

Well I love fish tacos, so I wish I was at your place for dinner!

jarebearsmom · November 2013

Anytime someone is holding the baby besides me, J runs up to them and yells "That's my mama's!"

janneann1127 · November 2013

So we haven't been to the Y since baby D came along and we finally went back the other day. As I was walking him to the child watch, he saw the pool. Of course he's like mommy I wanna go swimming! And I said, yeah we will soon.. Mommy has to find a swimsuit that fits. (Damn baby weight) He thinks and says, Yeah, maybe a BIG one would fit you mommy!
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EarsToYou · November 2013

L has also been big into the "Why?" questions lately. It started when we found a dead frog. Now everything is "Why did the frog die? Where did it go when it die? Do froggies have their own heaven or do they get to go to people heaven?" Oh boy. Why couldn't he have started with something easy, like w"Why is the sky blue?"...

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